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<0> gonna cook up some hash and fall asleep
<0> get ****ed up yo
<1> goddamnitt, i cant find **** on this matter
<2> http://comedyporn.org/
<2> lol
<3> hahah Twyce_Dailey
<3> cock fighting
<3> omg do normal guys do that?
<2> haha
<3> for that matter, do normal guys look at each other in the changing rooms?
<2> omfg
<2> this chick was flashing a racecar driver... almost killed him
<2> uh... i'm not a normal guy so i dunno... but i wouldn't look
<2> haha this guy just got pants'd by a bull
<3> oh ive seen that
<3> the chick flashing a race car



<3> its old
<3> but funny
<2> you gotta watch this ****ing stream it's great
<3> there is a funny video clip i saw where a guy was cleaning the elephant enclosure sweeping and the elephant sat down on him and the guys head went up the elephants ***
<3> like right in up until its shoulders
<3> then the elephant stood up somewhat and he managed to get out
<4> wishes!
<3> pieg_, !
<3> was just eating my steak sammie earlier
<4> do you stilll love me, wishes ?:P
<5> hey pieg_, do you live in warsaw?
<6> does anyone know how to change the url of www.example.com?id=34 to www.example.com/34
<6> using .htaccess
<7> look up "URL Rewriting"
<6> thanks
<8> RewriteRule ^/?(.*)$ index.php?id=$1
<6> Eldritch what about www.example.com?id=this-is-a-blog-title
<8> dmt same thank
<8> thing
<6> where abouts do i put the file?
<9> Hello
<9> How I can just conver a string to an longint value!?
<9> I am having a number in a string like "6,500,000" how I can convert it to longint?! I tried to
<9> $i_toate=str_replace(' ','',$i_toate);
<9> $i_toate=str_replace(',','',$i_toate);
<9> $i_toate=str_replace('.','',$i_toate);
<9> and then to
<9> $i_toate=$i_toate+1-1;
<10> settype($var,int);
<9> __A__ : but int... only supports numbers from ~- 32000 to ~32 000 !?
<10> i think its automatic.
<11> internally, php ints are longs.
<9> madbovine : how long?~!
<11> c long.
<9> well
<9> what's that meaning?
<9> c long? :))
<9> you mean the C++ long?
<12> anyone know how to turn register_globals off without using the main php.ini? (i'm pretty much a n00b at php so excuse me if i have improper terminology)
<7> php_setini()
<7> or summat like that
<12> ok thx
<11> you can't turn register_globals off at in userspace.
<9> is still returning zero...
<12> i'm sorry but what's the userspace?
<10> its ini_set('register.globals',FALSE);
<9> like if ($toate='65000123'; settype($toate,'int'); echo $toate; ) will show a zero !
<9> madbove & __A__ : if ($toate='65000123'; settype($toate,'int'); echo $toate; ) will show a zero !
<11> you have to either do it in php.ini or in the webserver config
<11> ^_Migu_^: wtf is that syntax?
<9> waith
<10> painful.
<9> i think that i got some unwaited dat
<9> a
<13> is there a cool pickle module for php?
<7> oh... I didn't know that
<7> ...in which case, beat your sysadmin with a stick until he turns register_globals off
<9> is there chr 00 ?
<11> vladb@pseudo-infinity:~$ php -r '$n = "1234567"; settype($n, "integer"); var_dump($n);'
<11> int(1234567)
<12> lol well when my dad can i'll have him call tech support and ask them if they can



<12> actually i read once in some different places you can put a php.ini in a directory that isn't the main php config directory. any ideas on how i can do that?
<14> http://www.zipzoomfly.com/jsp/ProductDetail.jsp?ProductCode=324585&affiliate=pricegrabber <--christ you can get 2x700GTX's for that
<15> heh. I thought that was the instructions on multiple php.ini's... silly me...
<15> nice card tho...
<15> and it's only $820.00.... maybe I should get 3
<12> does anyone know how to use more than one php.ini? sorry to repeat myself.
<14> well it finaly happened, after years of avoiding it
<15> CyBrian; I've heard of it being done with Apache, but I use IIS, so I'm stuck... lemme dig where I saw something...
<14> i bought a pair of Dockers :(
<12> ok thx
<15> cybrian: http://www.php.net/install.windows
<15> it's in the user comments below all the "install" stuff...
<15> providing of course, you're using windows...
<14> http://mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp/national/news/20060301p2a00m0na026000c.html
<14> The system consists of Hitachi's supercomputer with a peak performance of 2.15 TFlops and IBM Japan's Blue Gene Solution with a peak performance of 57.3 TFlops. It is capable of making about 59 trillion calculations per second.
<14> i think i just spoogled myself
<16> is http://www.w3.org/ down for anyone else?
<14> try w3c
<14> .org
<15> works great for me...
<16> nope both down for me and 2 other people now :s
<17> w00t monty python
<4> nightd
<4> s
<18> Hi. I am getting a problem regarding php's ability to read my scripts.
<18> I change a script but php continues displaying the output of the script before the change.
<18> Anyone knows how to fix this? PHP 5/apache 2
<11> have you uploaded the updated file?
<11> are you using any caching systems?
<11> have you cleared your browser's cache?
<17> did you restart apache / server?
<11> are you seeing things?
<17> have you tried with a new browser?
<11> do you believe in god?
<17> do you still find pamela anderson hot?
<18> Pam Anderson no...
<11> hell no
<18> Yes I am a firm believer
<17> hahahahaha
<18> :}
<18> What were we discussing??
<18> So I set to search new version of the page on each visit and now it fails to find the page :((
<18> And firefox doesn't even bother to change the page
<18> Seems like the s/w on my computer is conspiring against me today
<19> it just hates you :)
<20> how can I allow php to write to a specific dir?
<18> twysted yeah, its outputing that in DHTML right now
<18> With rainbow colours and jiggly letters
<18> This is crazy
<18> Cl*** A extends B
<18> There is a function in B
<18> I call $this->bfunc from A and I get a page not found error
<18> I call $binstance->bfunc and it works fine
<18> why???
<11> IRR^: get a new computer.
<11> and there's no logical explanation for what you're experiencing - but, since you firmly believe in god, expect divine help in 3..2..
<18> madbovine can't. Give me money.
<21> for some reason my .htaccess file is not being opened, in a subdirectory.. do I need to set something to be able to use a custom .htaccess in the subdirectory?
<19> Aliks> why dont you ask in #apache ?
<21> good idea
<22> hi
<22> I got a problem. I have a redhat enterprise server , and try to host a website (php) on it. Most of the page return nothing, but come does. The code is correct... any idea?
<22> (but some)
<8> oh that narrows it down
<23> okay simple questions: $ok = @mail($to, $subject, $message, $headers);
<23> How can I get it this line to send to the CC field
<8> put in $headers
<8> $to can be multiple addresses also
<23> like this:
<23> $headers = 'From: admins@gerbitz.org' . "\r\n" .
<23> 'CC: admins@gerbitz.org' . "\r\n" .
<23> 'Reply-To: admins@gerbitz.org' . "\r\n" .
<23> 'X-Mailer: PHP/' . phpversion();


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