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<0> ?
<1> I guess it would depend on what the peruvian had with them....
<1> and it's the weekend, for me, heh. should be for you too, hajuu... just not *quite* there yet...
<1> in a few more hours, i guess...
<0> its friday
<0> :(
<0> gay
<0> another day of work
<2> it's still friday morning dammnit
<1> my friday of work is over.
<1> but look at the bright side.... when it's my monday, you're still in sunday...
<2> i'd be busy nursing a hangover..
<1> It's 5:24pm on friday here, jahuu :)
<0> lol
<3> can i save in a cookie an array?
<4> no.



<4> but you can serialize it
<4> and save that
<0> you can save your mom in an array tho
<3> serialize ?
<5> StyleZed: eat ****
<2> he's gay he likes that
<4> killfr0g: your french but you dont hear us teasing you.
<4> wait
<4> are you french?
<2> im not french, dumb***
<4> lol
<4> wrong channel
<2> we kicked napoleon's *** out of our country when he invaded us
<4> lol
<4> napoleon was your mums daddy
<0> your belgian?
<0> i came across a language called Lojban
<0> and it looks suspiciously like romanian
<0> http://www.lojban.org/
<2> i thought u meant a programming language
<2> all this "brutal headcrushing deathgrind" can't be good for my ears
<6> how can i check in my script if someone is disabling image views or is disabling javascript execution on his browser ?
<7> Hi there, how can i do a read with php ? like in a shell script to the user can input the variable from the command line ?
<7> when i use exec ("read var"); and then print out env, i cannot see the entered variable
<8> because env is destroyed upon return (exec operates in its own env)
<8> or at least, that is how the systemcall works :)
<7> ah
<7> i found a workaround using php to read the variable from /dev/stdin
<6> how can i check in my script if someone is disabling image views or is disabling javascript execution on his browser ?
<8> let the javascript do something and request a new page or something
<9> i got the following code http://pastebin.com/753076 which im using in a contact form ... and the problem is that im receiving bad latin caracters.. can anyone explain why ?
<6> Tamama : what about images ?
<9> my server uses utf-8 encoding and everything displays fine in browser
<8> B-Ware: well that is -client- side, isnt it
<6> yes
<8> though, you could start a session, and also let the images be processed by a script that simply sets a flag in the session when the image is requested
<8> then you know by the next load
<6> Tamama : i dont understand this part
<6> what does it mean to set a flag in the session ?
<9> finally can anyone help me out ?
<8> read the php section about sessions
<9> wtf
<9> can anyone help me out or not
<8> wtf mofo wanka****... apperantly not
<9> is it because nobody here has any iddea about what i asked or what
<10> i made a website just like exbyte.net
<10> well made one part of it.. copied the template around it and i have to make alot of other stuff
<10> can i use it or not
<10> exbyte.net has been down for more than a month now..
<11> hi
<11> i have this warning
<11> Warning: Invalid argument supplied for foreach()
<11> i dont know why, sometime this work and other no
<11> count($matrix) == 1
<11> before be used by the foreach
<12> please let patience fall from the sky
<13> in a pcre pattern, this sets the minimum length no? {11,}
<14> God sais to Sf. Peter: - Pete, I want a vacantion, where should I go? - The moon maybe? Sais Pete. - No... there's no atmosphere in there, I want something different. - What about the earth? - Oh, no... I've been there 2000 years ago and I've meet this jewish girl and they're still talking about it.



<14> mojoman: yes
<14> mojoman: no
<14> mojoman: it sets the minimum number of repetitions of the previous block
<15> *all the girls throw their panties at rdw*
<15> yuck
<16> listen to brad pitt there
<17> uh maybe im in the wrong channel
<15> LanShark_: #php - people humping people?
<16> ok, gonna office l8r
<15> bye, bubba hotep
<4> ok. its official
<4> chicken salt makes everything tastier
<4> thus it will be being automatically added to recipies/products worldwide effective as of june 20th
<4> 20,000,017
<17> ok, its off topic, anyone ever install a dripline system?
<18> It's off topic indeed.
<17> yes, we wouldnt want to get off topic would we
<18> Right, we would not.
<5> OH EAT ****
<5> wrong window
<8> actually
<8> that was on topic here -.-
<1> heh. I was thinking that too, lol!
<5> true
<5> mint
<5> Do i win a billion dollars?
<1> you sure do. you can pick it up anytime at 1600 pennsylvania avenue. ask for "george"
<5> mind flicking me a couple thousand for plane tickets?
<5> mr ignorant
<5> :>
<1> sorry. gotta take that up with george too...
<5> does george have a phone number?
<1> I'm sure he does...
<1> but he never gave it to me...
<5> how close are you to 1600 pennsylvania avenue?
<5> or maybe you can give me his last name?
<5> and point me to the url of some form of white pages for his area?
<1> about 15,000 miles or so...
<1> http://www.whitehouse.gov
<19> 202-456-1111
<19> that's georges phone number
<19> just call and say "OMFG hai2u ! I win t3h 50 billions! u give 2 me?"
<1> and of course, give laura my best ;)
<5> dravine: what's that including country code, mr second ignorant?
<19> 1
<19> 202
<19> stupid fag
<19> hrm
<19> hrm
<19> yellow
<1> isn't it always yellow, these days....
<19> whitehouse bush bomb midget gw george nuke allah akbar buttseks
<19> oooh! orange!
<1> like guam, always in typhoon condition 4...
<19> echelon++
<1> the white house says yeller. where's orange?
<19> I was joking stupid
<1> it can't possibly be that two government agencies are not in sync, could it...? ;)
<19> oh, hai2u indeed
<20> lol dravine, was that a word game? "What words doesn't belong?"
<20> midget and buttseks..
<19> no
<19> it was a clever ploy to tweak someones last nerve at the NSA
<20> I see
<1> heh
<19> somewhere, echelon just kicked on a bunch of red lights
<19> and some spook is now saying "what do midgets and buttseks have to do with nukes and president bush!?!"
<19> of course we all know, it has _everything_ to do with it.
<1> if he knew **** cheney, he'd know. heh.
<19> well, I'm gonna go take a shower and find something to do today
<19> vacation++


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