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<0> hm
<1> mh
<0> try reflections
<0> i guess it can help you
<1> or just do $this->bar('foo') ?
<1> ;)
<1> barf
<1> sleepytime
<2> Novicane there arn't any magic constants like that in PHP.
<2> Perl has such functionality though.
<3> :/ i have a read/write method and then xml/txt/php/html etc.. just wanted to see if i could check if rad or write called the specific methods, and do X then... but alas, i am stuck using an argument for read/write mode for each method
<2> Yep, just p*** an argument.
<4> suuup
<2> Nadda, joo?
<4> just woke up
<2> I'm trying to decide if I should head to bed or not.
<4> yeah do it.
<4> you know you wont regret it
<4> once your head hits that pillow
<2> Ya probally.
<2> I just have to take out the garbage before I do :-/
<2> I know thats going to wake me up.
<2> Ugh.
<4> lol
<4> yeah that ****s
<4> woot. gonna breed some plants
<4> yay
<2> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56vcMhVv_WM&feature=Views&page=1&t=t&f=b hahah
<4> might as well go get high lol
<5> high on your socks?
<4> lol thats what I said to my boss when I left after quitting yesterday "Now if you'll excuse me.. im off to get high"
<0> hey style
<6> hey could anyone give me a little help with php?
<2> Holy ****, there were a LOT of temp files to be cleaned up.
<2> ghostienz just ask your question and wait.
<6> thanks, I've got about 15 pages that use the same content, and when i need to change it, i need to go through all of the pages to change the information. Can i do this by just calling a certain variable or something similar?
<4> lol by calling a variable?
<4> haha
<6> shh php noob here.
<2> ghostienz, ya typically you break that bit of code out to its own page and require/include it...
<6> so lets say i have a page named top.php, how can i include it?
<2> Ie Copy code from one doc, put in a new doc, call it whatever.inc.php, then replace the code in all of your other php files with require_once 'whatever.inc.php';
<2> www.php.net/require_once give it a read
<6> interesting
<7> :)
<4> You could also do it using apache serverside includes
<4> :D
<4> if your looking for speed++
<6> explain further Hajuu
<4> google
<2> Our clients are funny...
<2> We've been delivering them leads for about 2 years now. When someone requests info online, all they have to enter is their name and email address.
<2> When they request offline (ie snail mail), they naturally have to enter their physical address also.
<6> hey thanks _PhAnTaSm_
<6> see you all later
<2> Well anyway, one of our customers calls up all angry and says, "I havne't been getting addresses with my online leads!"
<2> So we check and "yep you're getting their email addresses"
<2> They say "No, I know I'm getting their email addresses, I want their mailing addresses like we got before!"
<2> So we go "Um, we've never in the history of this product sent or asked for physical addresses for online leads."
<2> He goes "I'm going to find you emails and send them to you showing that you did!"
<2> We say "Um ok, go for it David Blane."
<2> He calls back bout an hour later and says "I guess I was confused, sorry for the mix up." We go "No problem"
<7> LOL
<2> The dude was getting these files every ****ing DAY for 2 years?!
<2> How the hell did he get that mixed up?
<8> he smoked crack
<2> Aparently.
<8> and called you
<7> thats r0tardness...
<2> Yep.
<2> Silly bastard.
<5> omfg http://www.bash.org/?642195
<5> lol
<9> zomg long
<2> Lol.
<2> <dr_rotcod> you know its days like these when you say to yourself, 'If I don't become famous, how am I going to kill these people and get away with it?' <-- hah
<7> lol
<2> http://www.bash.org/?152037 lol
<7> hehhee.. funny ****...
<10> does anyone have script for auto
<10> does anyone have script for automatic mysql backup?
<10> I mean using browser
<10> so it will stored at the hosting
<10> not at my computer
<8> write on
<8> one.
<8> put it on a cron
<10> I know that..
<8> obviously not.
<11> mysql_dump?
<10> hmm.. I know what cron is..
<8> uh ok
<11> mysql comes with some automated backup utilities, no?
<8> so write a script and crontab it then
<8> he uses a shared host examancer
<8> not root.
<11> shell_exec()?
<10> it just that I can't write a script by myself
<11> eh
<8> ajie php.net
<10> I always using somebody else script
<11> that is a prob
<10> yea right
<11> this is a developer chan bud, not script collector chan
<10> :)
<10> ok then
<11> but it should be pretty simple... connect to db, export, save, ext
<11> *exit
<8> or...
<8> ask here for someone to write it for you
<8> and get EXITED
<8> hahah im so funneh
<11> money talks...
<11> heh
<8> hahah
<8> bush bomb anarchy WMD terrorists guns ***asination nuke dirty bomb PNAC 911 bin laden iraq conspiracy biological weapons cookbook semtex dynamite nuclear
<8> thats my random bit of text
<8> to set the alarms off at the NSA
<11> oh... i thought you were trying to tag the channel... almost thought i would need to point out that IRC chans generally are not indexed by google
<11> yet
<11> :P
<8> lol
<8> there were rumours of it
<11> really?
<11> lol
<8> yeah in fact they had a bot apparently
<11> well... its part of the intarnet, so i'm sure they'll target it eventually
<8> visiting channels
<8> not sure how much i beleive
<11> they do have the goal of indexing everything in existence, so...
<8> they cant index my brain
<8> yet
<11> heh. they might eventually. rename google desktop search into google body search or something
<11> heh
<11> or maybe something a little less big brother sounding like google life search
<8> lol
<11> well... time to see if the new version of ubuntu finally has hibernate working properly... brb
<11> w00t!!! it actually worked. was not expecting that
<11> didn't work in any of the betas
<11> took its sweet *** time, but it did it, so thats good
<12> I have a function, that I made, that searches the files in the current directory for the text inputted... http://pastebin.com/752917 . Perhaps, instead of doing 1 line above and below, making it take a certain number of chars before and after. Any ideas on how to make it shorter?
<12> Anyone?
<7> Ipit!
<7> |pit!
<13> Woohoo! It's the weekend!
<4> No it isnt.
<4> You liar.
<4> in peru.. saying that **** would get you killed
<4> DEAD
<8> sure it wont get you killed ALIVE
<8> ?
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