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<0> I can't believe I still spend >30 minutes debugging a script only find I forgot a session_start call
<1> :D
<2> madbovine: heh yeah its like that sometimes.
<0> now to remove the debug **** from everywhere
<3> http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/04/01/china_buys_google/ bummer
<4> so um... american news... doesnt.. tell you... anything.
<0> hahaha
<0> that's an april fools joke :P
<4> 20 minute story about "bed bugs"
<4> The deal also compromises the United States' lead in the strategically vital areas of blogging software, AJAX-powered PowerPoint clones, and dysfunctional video services of cats falling out of trees
<4> hahah
<4> peace out gents.
<4> time to hit the hay
<5> http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=36099539665548298&pl=true
<6> hmmm



<6> whattup??
<7> what tup?
<6> Lame_nick: Don't make me hurt you
<7> Please?
<8> hi
<6> what is your address?
<7> hey crossy
<7> Are you gonna torture me?
<8> Lame_nick? here? I think I drank too much. :p
<7> lol
<7> I'm everywhere
<7> WE are everywhere
<7> We see you
<9> http://boinc.banaan.org/hashclash/hashclash.php
<10> i need phpnuke help
<7> You need to read the rules
<11> Matias have you tried php"
<11> phpFallout
<12> Eldritch, heh i was only joshing you yesterday - was gonna be aprl foolds you but i got distracted with guests
<11> it automatically fixes whatever is wrong wtih phpPuke
<11> heh some april fools joke :) what was it?
<12> i was comming onto him
<12> heh
<12> :D
<11> haha
<11> I didn't april fools anyone
<11> did you guys see slashdot
<10> someone speaks spanish
<0> yeah of course we did
<10> alguien me puede ayudar a cambiar el pie de pagina en phpnuke?
<0> er, phpnuke
<7> darn
<7> phpnuke plz
<13> what does (*.net *.split) mean? :)
<0> I still use md5 to hash user p***words. Considered switching to sha-1 or sha-256 but don't know if it's worth the (minor) h***le
<0> Dimble: that people speak too much crap and undernet is falling apart.
<7> lol
<11> dimble users connect to the undernet via multiple servers, being able to chat to everyone depends that all the servers can see eachother to exchange information
<0> every time someone says lol the chances of the network getting split grow by some percent.
<11> if a portion of the internet goes down (like router disconnectioN) and the servers can't route to eachother then you can't see the people on that server
<11> they are in their own world now :)
<11> poor souls
<11> everytime someone says lol a chipmunk gets hit by a car
<11> splat
<7> :(
<13> hehe - thanks for the explanation guys
<7> lo... rd
<0> speaking of which, gotta get myself to see ice age 2
<0> (one of these days)
<7> wowa
<7> I gotta see it
<12> two|face, what did /. have?
<11> heh a shiny new design
<11> still up
<7> omg ponies!!
<12> eek its all pink!
<12> hehe
<11> omg ponies <3 !!! :D
<11> lolz
<7> slat
<7> splat



<12> hehe
<11> netsplits are interesting ;) I'm not sure but if you got ops in a chan during a split you can set the topic and it stays when the split heals
<11> used to be ;)
<12> still does
<12> only it only stays for that server
<12> not others
<11> ahh ok
<11> used to carry over
<14> monkey \n doodle
<14> erm
<14> sup folks
<14> if you have firefox and web dev tool bar, you can turn off slashdot_fool.css at slashdot.org
<14> thank god
<7> but... but... ponies!!
<14> http://atarack.com/ponies/howto.html
<14> LOL
<7> haha
<12> mm ponies
<12> OMG PONIES!
<15> Hi there
<13> hello
<15> Could someone help me solve the double line issue: http://pastebin.com/634972 the result is: http://help.kdfs.net/temp/test_hierarchies/mulquery.php .. I think you can immediately see what it should -not- be :)
<15> Thanks up front! :)
<7> PONIES
<12> Shariff, perhap the ponies function will help
<12> its omg_ponies()
<15> cute :D
<12> so whats the prob
<12> double line issue
<14> http://www.google.com/romance/tour.html
<14> haha
<14> http://www.google.com/romance/
<15> Well thing is.. my function is off.. because 1. the data it should show is shown twice, and in stead of it creating a proper hierarchial display everything gets more and more indented
<15> As if it's not properly checking the variable against a previous value
<12> you need to close the damn thats some kick*** sql query :D
<12> try using some debug to make sure that the variable is what you think it is
<15> "you need to close the..." what do you mean with that part? :)
<15> Cool thanks
<12> oh
<12> sorry i was thinkin out loud
<15> Ah :)
<12> didnt realize i typed it
<15> Ok.. that's interesting
<15> The variable never changes
<15> Thanks for the help!
<12> no worries
<12> :)
<16> www.sqlonrails.org
<16> best april fools ever.
<17> how do i download the source code of a webpage using PHP? Do i have to do it was straight sockets or is there a wrapper api in php?
<12> you cant
<17> im pretty sure u can
<12> :D
<12> nah you can
<12> fopen
<17> does that allow the posting of cookies/post data etc??
<17> or is that straight socket connection
<12> no idea
<12> read the manual
<17> but im blind
<17> i cant read the manual
<12> then you have text to speech and can still read it
<17> :)
<18> How do I make a subsitute for the date('N', ) on servers with less than php5 ?
<9> array, Mon,Tue,Wed, ..
<18> mkey
<9> array_search date D
<3> http://www.malevole.com/mv/misc/killerquiz/
<15> nice quiz! :)
<15> What's the command again to convert string to integers again?


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