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<0> state your business.
<1> no
<2> may I see your papers comrade?
<1> rdw i wont do dat
<0> iwalkalone: then leave.
<0> if you're here to troll, we're not interested.
<1> rdw i came for a help
<1> rdw byr these guys gave me a bad sites
<3> thats a lie. you are a troll
<3> php.net is the HOME OF PHP
<3> how is that a bad site?
<3> that is where PHP COMES FROM
<1> www.php.net
<3> or just php.net, either one
<4> think of it as luke's tatooine



<1> examancer okay thanks
<0> iwalkalone: how old are you?
<2> Yeah yeah with nobody else!
<1> rdw 14
<2> you know when iwalkalone , I prefer to be by my SELF!
<0> ok, makes sense now.
<0> 14 y/o Romanian, right?
<2> jijiji
<3> :D
<1> rdw some one from her gave me a link when i used dat one my comp stcuks
<1> rdw no im from maldives
<1> rdw tommorow is my 15th b'day
<0> iwalkalone: ok, calm down.
<2> moldovia?
<2> same thing as .ro
<0> happy birthday. now shut the **** up.
<2> you're like 10 feet away
<4> looks nice compaired to the tundra im in
<1> rdw why ?
<2> yeah
<2> if you like un refugees and 3rd world crap conditions
<1> rdw give me access from her i wont leave otherwise
<1> here*
<3> lol
<3> stupid kid. making depands to an op
<3> *demands
<5> i demand popcorn!
<2> eat this mother****er
<2> that's right
<2> sto
<2> ph34r!
<6> This is a retarded question, but can you access networked file systems? I want to create an admin interface to manage media files across multiple servers.
<6> through php I mean...
<6> I'm ***uming the answer is yes.
<2> if it has proper permissions to the share
<2> not the most efficient method concievable though
<6> So on the machine that your php is running, you need to map /blah/foo/boo to /woop/dee/doo on the remote machine or something?
<3> you'd pretty much have to write your own PHP client for whatever file sharing protocols you were using... unless its http or ftp of course
<2> well I was presuming you were using nfs or something like that
<7> anyone know how to mimic the http request with file upload?
<7> anyone know how to mimic the http request with file upload?
<3> watch it
<2> **** you bahdzz
<3> that'll get you banned bud
<6> im blind
<2> I'm pissed off
<2> god
<2> /clear <3
<2> w00t
<2> the .ro was sr
<2> man, god damn tiny keyboard
<6> I'm trying to separate dynamic/php web servers from static file web servers...is all.
<2> so what type of info do you want to accumulate?
<0> damn, what is it tonight? ****ers.
<8> hey, anyone have any idea of how to get the following example to work in IE and not just FF thanks
<2> no
<2> has nothing to do with php
<0> sorry, no idea.
<2> go away



<6> Well basically the content manager adds the content details, it goes into the db and ***igns the content an id and creates a dir on the content server....the person ftps the file, and it's done. It's a big pain...managing media files.
<2> write some neat curl stuff
<6> I've also considered storing meta files in xml in the content's sub dir and having the db update once an hour.
<9> hy
<9> why doesnt $var=$obj->property work?
<9> echo $obj->property returns a string
<6> And uploading a 200mb file through the browser just isn't practical so you gotta do the half-browser-half-ftp monkey business.
<0> .ro invasion
<9> why doesnt $var=$obj->property work?
<3> niGhTm4r3: if $obj->property returns a string, then $var = $obj-property will ***ign that string to $var
<9> i tought that too
<3> *$var = $obj->property
<3> no, it will. i am certain
<3> you sure you are not thinking of $obj->property()
<3> is property a variable or a method?
<9> "syntax error, uexpected "=" "
<9> unexpected*
<3> the problem is not with that line of code
<3> check the line before
<3> you are doing something else. $var = $obj->property; is a valid expression
<9> hmm
<9> nothig seems to be wrong
<9> nothing*
<3> if you want someone to look at it, paste it to pastebin.com or something
<3> and give us the URL
<3> make sure you give us more than that one line... we need some context
<9> i`m i console right now, so cad paste on pastebin
<9> wai a sec
<9> wait*
<3> ... guess that could be a problem
<9> http://86.105.202.5/tst/3.phps
<3> $emu=version=$xml->server->version;
<3> not valid
<9> oops
<9> waitt a second
<2> it is if version is a global
<2> define('version',4)
<3> version is the problem
<2> would make that valid
<3> hmm...no
<3> you can't ***ign a constant a value
<3> so the second = is invalid if version is a constant
<3> constants can only be set once... they cannot be overridden
<9> i initialy had - instead of =, its just a typo :P
<3> if you want a global value that you can change, use the $GLOBALS[] array or the GLOBAL command
<2> yeah
<2> man, I hate it when people use - in var names
<2> that's an operator
<3> indeed
<3> heh
<9> refresh 3.phps
<9> thats the actual source
<3> use capitalization for mutli-word var names likeThisOrSomething
<9> okay :D
<2> or a _
<2> $var_name
<9> oh
<2> is far less nasty than $var-name
<2> that could be interpreted as math
<9> yup
<9> thats the problem :p
<9> thanks
<10> hy is anybody who can help me to a php script plz plz plz
<3> testinggg: specific questions are required. one on one hand holding not available
<0> we're about to get an 80.* - 87.* ban in a minute
<0> you ****ing .ro's are starting to piss me the hell off
<2> amen
<10> i am but i'm not a ****ing lamer
<11> rdw> do it ill paypal you $5
<0> lol
<0> i believe we almost have ourselves a consensus here boys
<11> do i hear 10$ from anyone?
<0> testinggg: don't ever say "plz plz plz" again in any form if you don't want to be taken as a "****ing lamer"


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