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<0> http://www.extremetech.com/article2/0,1697,1931914,00.asp not anymore apparntly
<1> lets see how all their security improvements look like after its hacked and freely available
<1> :D
<2> looks pretty nice
<3> can anyone check http://www.bearcavecc.com for me
<3> i'm getting cpanel error
<4> Fatal error: Call to undefined function pg_connect() in /home/papabear/public_html/main_section.php on line 3
<3> ok thanks
<4> Now paypal me 100 bucks
<5> I have SHELL!
<6> hotghettomess.com was just on judge judy ;\\
<6> and facebook.com
<7> hey all
<7> i have this query where Im trying to display just the dates that a past todays current date but just seem to be displaying past dates too: SELECT * FROM `tours` ORDER BY tourDate > date('d.m.y') LIMIT 4"; Can anyone see anything wrong with this?
<8> What is the safest way to go about creating a php user that can mkdir a writable directory?
<6> can you do isset on a multidimentional array
<6> like
<6> if(isset($arr[1][2]))
<6> rdw
<9> yo
<4> harr
<9> Sean|: yeah that should work
<4> Come on, show some brotherSHIP!
<6> yeah
<4> Also called stabbing
<9> what's up, ya sumbitch pile o' monkey nuts?
<4> nuffing ya grogspitting pirate
<4> Look behind you! A three headed monkey!
<8> hi dw, sean...
<9> 'sup, BillMurray
<1> LOL this is how it came out in my client
<1> lame_nick Look behind you! A three headed monkey!
<1> * DWism waves
<10> Ophiocus: hahaha
<11> Heya bill :)
<11> LOL
<11> Momma always said... three heads are better than one.
<12> your moma had a big enough mouse to give head three times at once
<12> mouth not mouse!
<12> puter on the brain
<11> lol
<13> help me!
<9> POLICE!! SCATTER!
<12> call the police
<9> POLICE^: just a warning, you're off to a very .ro start here. the quality better go up fast or i smell a +b
<1> sting dude,. your mates are gone,. stop using that stupid nick
<13> 1 moment
<11> lol
<9> 19:25 < POLICE^> stie cineva pe ro?
<9> hehe
<9> i sure called that one
<11> heh
<12> my radio buzzes when the screen is mostly white, and stops when its mostly black, spooky
<1> Eldritch, i had something like that,. my speakers would screetch repetitive tones 10 secs before my cell rang
<1> s/cell/mobile
<12> oh i have that to
<12> old speakers would buzz when the mose was moved
<12> so much for all those interferance specs, saying that it wont
<1> makes me all confy knowing that am sourrounded by all this radiation and interfeering waves
<12> good thing i tend tio visit a lot of dark web sites
<12> oh its disolving your brain
<1> ROMANIANS WERE ALL BORN IN COMPUTER FACTORIES
<1> i got it!!!!
<1> hahaha
<1> thats the solution!!!!
<1> ****ing bunch of chipheads
<1> hahahahahaha
<12> well they do live near chenobol
<14> how to down load php
<14> ?
<1> iwalkalone, get a chair, look in grannys top shelf, and be carefull
<12> to upload, reverse the procedure
<15> :P
<14> Ophiocus hey bro help me
<15> php.net
<1> BINGO
<14> Ophiocus i wanna learn abt php
<15> php.net/manual
<1> BINGO
<15> :)
<1> you blew it i was expecting another dull plea to keep the pattern going
<1> you know,..
<1> lol
<14> Ophiocus: tell me the link to download php
<15> i figured the best option would be to distract him with the answer to his question... but clearly the correct answer was overwhelming and he probably wasn't ready for it
<1> you can get the full source code for php and plenty of tutorials here http://www.hai2u.com/
<12> iwalkalone tell me your visa number
<14> Eldritch hehehehe
<14> Ophiocus i wanna learn to use php
<16> google
<1> congratulations
<14> Ophiocus a nice pic ya
<1> how long does it take for you to notice am simply pulling your leg? i ll tell you what,.. php needs A LOT of reading,.. if you aint ready for that ( and comming here to ask for the ****ing files of a free program prove you dont read ****) you AINT READY FOR PHP, WHEN YOU ARE READY FOR PHP PHP WILL FIND YOU, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND
<1> no go little gr***hopper and empty your cup of tea so that it may be filled again
<14> Ophiocus tell me another link
<17> haha
<15> iwalkalone: sitepoint.com
<15> check out a tutorial there on php or database driven websites
<12> google dot ****ing dot com you dumb ****
<15> two dots?
<15> :P\
<14> www.sitepoint.com
<14> is this the one
<17> ONLY iwalkalone : http://cracking.on.nimp.org/security/web.html
<1> the only makes it clear its a malware site
<17> it just flashes tubgirl and some ****head guy a million times
<15> Ophiocus: malware site? whatchu talkin 'bout (Willis)?
<15> iwalkalone: yes, www.sitepoint.com and sitepoint.com are the same site... but if that wasn't obvious maybe you should start with an internet for dummies book
<1> "breathing for ***holes" more like it
<15> and i am baffled you were able to navigate irc and undernet and you dind't catch that
<1> gosh
<1> you re right
<9> iwalkalone is a troll.
<15> yes, that where i was headed
<15> freakin troll
<15> lol
<15> i can't understand what satisfaction someone would get from trolling like that
<15> dumbest idea ever
<16> attention whoring bastid
<9> lol, there's such parking drama where I work. I work in this really upscale building that's right by the YMCA in a very wealthy neighborhood. all the rich people park in our building's parking lot because the parking by the Y is parallel parking only.
<9> so they put up a sign that said "NO YMCA PARKING"
<9> which of course, was completely ignored by everyone
<16> hahaha
<9> so they hired a sherriff's deputy to sit in our parking lot and bust people who park there
<9> lol, there's so many he coudlnt' catch them all
<9> so they put up these huge ****ing sand-filled barricades in front of the parking lot. it wasn't two hours before a group of good ol' boys tossed them out in the street and went through
<9> it's so funny because you can tell the building manager gets pissed++ every time this thing escalates more
<9> i think pretty soon they'll have snipers on the roof
<16> hahaha
<16> oh that's so great
<9> i can't wait to see what happens tomorrow
<15> lol rdw
<16> almost makes it worth going to work for
<9> the building manager is this milf who's about 35 and has the biggest titties known to man. so everytime she stomps out there pissed off here titties are swinging like pendulums
<9> it's great
<16> webcam
<16> seriously
<9> dude, i need to
<9> it's pure comedy
<16> buy one
<9> state your business.
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