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<0> how much documentation have you read?
<1> sk8ing: do girlies in .Ro wear thongs?
<1> eh?
<0> U R BANANA HAMMOCK
<1> what do you dudes think of this hotel? http://tinyurl.com/r4j2q
<0> my experience has been that beach hotels are all the same
<0> unless you are talking high cl***
<1> oh yeah?
<1> hmm
<1> well, i don't suppose I can afford "high cl***"
<0> those things are generally abused
<0> if its on the beach and it has a view, sounds like you are set
<1> w0rd
<1> i plan to spend most of my time romping on the beach with beach bunnies in thongs anyway
<0> exactly



<0> at the end of the day you and sandy and drunk and you crash in the room
<1> yes
<0> were trying to plan a trip ourselves
<0> with all the costs were better off renting a condo for a week
<1> awesome
<1> i've never been to daytona
<0> ive been there once a while back, i usually go up to jersey
<0> dont ask
<1> i wish we were going to the gulf side, but i'm just tagging along on a buddy's trip so i'm going where they go
<1> i don't know why anyone goes to the atlantic side when the gulf side is so gorgeous
<0> yea the gulf side is real nice, ive been to ... clearwater (?) several times
<1> *nod* clearwater is the ****
<2> 2x nominee, 0x even get a vote
<2> and the ones that get heaps of votes... I'd never use!
<3> can someone help me with a regular expression?
<4> manual can
<3> must be: ddd.ddd,dd
<3> who is manual?
<4> eduardo rodrigez manual
<5> it's not a person
<3> oh
<5> it's an object if in dead wood format
<4> she s got a hot sister called manuella
<4> i mean he*
<5> But the format most people use exist as electrical impulses..
<5> you can access it at http://www.php.net/manual/en/
<6> impulses?
<5> Tamama: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impulse
<7> Fatal error: Call to undefined function mysql_connect()
<7> any idea?
<5> Jennyy: load the MySQL extension
<5> or recompile your PHP with it enabled if you didn't
<1> Jennyy: sounds like you don't have mysql support compiled into php
<7> yaya
<7> may i know how?
<1> ./configure --with-mysql
<1> php.net/mysql for more detailed instructions
<7> how about my php run in windows
<1> did you read the page I showed you?
<1> apparently not, 'cause it tells you how to do it in windows
<1> lol
<8> **** yeah
<8> quit my job
<8> got offered two other ones
<8> picked up three fat sticks
<8> no work tommoro
<8> good lineup on tv
<8> .... how could things get any better
<9> All in one night?
<9> That must been a hell of an acid trip.
<8> haha nah
<1> _TaSm: i just ordered a canon sd600 :D
<9> Shweet, get a good deal on it?
<1> i guess so. all the fatwallet coupons were expired, so i ordered it for $300 outright from newegg
<1> way cheaper than best buy
<9> Roger.
<9> The Canon SD series are great little cameras.
<1> the SD550 was the same price for 7.1 MP, but it's bigger and more girly lookin'
<9> True.
<1> so i went with the smaller one



<10> err my void wont work, whats wrong? $content .= "<a href='javascript:void();' onclick=\"javascript:togglethis('".$expand_table."')\">+</a>";
<9> Ya, it really depends on what you plan on doing with the photos.
<9> If your not printing them out huge, then a 7mp is overkill.
<9> Even a 3MP will blow up fine to 8x10
<1> cool
<10> syntax error ..
<1> i shoulda got the 5MP for $250, but i had to make sure i 1upped my buddy's dad :D
<1> i think he has the 5MP
<9> hehe
<11> is it chammpaign colored?
<11> ;)
<9> Because I'm ****ing broke.
<12> ouch
<13> i have a question! if you have an int type in mysql.. can you update it with a var value that is not int?
<4> can you have a chicken taste from fish?
<13> lol :P
<13> what if it is number?
<13> that is my question many years now lol
<13> cause in vb if you have a number and it is in string type you can fill it in an int var
<13> :P
<13> lol
<4> 1stval this is php not mysql
<13> yes but i am using php to access mysql
<13> :P
<4> what was the Q again?
<13> if i can use a varchar value to fill a int value in mysql
<13> a number varchar value
<14> Guest17627: #mysql
<13> :P lol
<13> they are not talking
<14> Why the hell you ***ume this is a PHP question is beyond me.
<4> i m out of cigrtts afk
<9> What the **** is it with programs that require a reboot when they don't have anything that requires a reboot!
<13> here take one from my pack
<13> :P
<9> Like acrobat just now.
<11> gj, go buy some cancer sticks and rot your lungs. enjoy
<14> _TaSm: Windows lets programs demand a reboot.
<15> _TaSm: task manager, kill explorer.exe, restart it...
<14> It's retarded design
<15> Instant "reboot".
<9> Ya, its a totally retarded design.
<9> hehe, wonder if that really works dwork.
<14> I mean, I'm not saying I could design a better OS.
<15> It's not that, many programs interface with explorer and you can't get the new features unless you restart it...
<14> But I can certainly use one.
<9> Ditto.
<15> By rebooting or doing what I just said.
<15> You can avoid most reboots with that
<9> One of these days I really am going to switch.
<9> Good stuff d.
<9> I'll have to try thta next time.
<14> dwork: if all I want to do is read PDFs and not use Acrobat's explorer intergration, the reboot should not be required for operation
<9> Right, I dont need acrobat integrated into everything.
<15> I'm just telling you why it happens, not that it's a good thing.
<15> You don't have to get all defensive on me
<14> dwork: didn't mean to get defensive.
<14> It's early
<14> And windows hurts my head
<14> Apologies
<15> APOLOGIES, MOTHER ****ER_!_
<15> ?!?!?
<15> @~$"!@!~%!!!
<9> I think I'm going to create a website that requires you to reboot to use it.
<14> ...would you prefer a "**** you?"
<14> I'm confused. Damn #php etiquette.
<15> Yeah, it's more in line with the channel "theme"
<14> Oh.
<14> In that case.
<14> **** you.
<15> You're welcome.


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