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<0> now say "hai2u plz"
<1> hai2u
<1> hai2u plz
<0> "plz"
<0> :D
<2> i got COCKED
<0> you got cocked
<0> dravine cocked you
<2> fancy, my spellchecker allows cocked
<0> how did it feel?
<2> it was a cocking sensation
<0> can't imagine it
<2> it like when you sweat, dont you feel like a pony when you sweat?
<2> well same thing, just add the cocking
<0> I see
<3> who can help me with a script...
<3> please msg me
<4> prgg: wtf?
<5> php.net is the help you need
<4> prgg: why do you think this is a script help channel? this is people humping people
<3> i want someone to make for me the script...
<3> :)
<3> i will pay
<5> $40/h !
<3> 1500 euro if you can make the script
<5> hm sounds interesting heh
<1> lol
<1> Imhotep_ 40$ / h is really low
<6> Porn site? Or dating site?
<6> Or a porn dating site?
<6> prgg #phpjobs
<1> _PhAnTaSm ;)
<5> 40 is ok for me, i live in a third world country, dont forget that :P
<1> huh ;)
<1> don't forget that the one that pays is not maybe from a thrid world country
<1> so he can pay you as much as normal countries
<1> ;)
<5> dunno how much you can earn there, whats the avg?
<1> I'm not in the avg but I take 100 euros/h
<5> damn
<5> ****in thieves :P
<1> being a php member probably helps
<7> customers dont care about it
<7> only employers would
<7> which make Imhotep_ a better choice for customers
<7> makes*
<1> do you really think so?
<1> haha
<1> customers always care of being skilled.
<7> only if you are subcontractor.
<1> actually I'm a director of a french company which has about 50 employees
<1> so I don't really care of that
<7> otherwise there s no way that a customer could understand you are skilled or not
<1> ;)
<7> i dont really care eithr was just doing some brain gym
<1> yay
<5> heh
<2> just so you know, ubuntu is now officially the biggest channel in freenode with 920+ concurrent users in
<8> dapper just got released
<2> not yet
<9> anybody knows if there is a standard behavior defined for clone(); when applied on a non-object type?
<6> Clone?
<10> huh?
<9> clone();
<6> Its just clone, no parens.
<6> $copy_of_object = clone $object;
<9> I use it with ()
<6> Weird, I'm supprized it works.
<9> yeah, I'm forced
<9> because I had to use a trick in order to make it work on php 4
<6> Ah.
<6> Well you probally shoulntn use it on non-objects, so just check if its an object before cloneing.
<6> www.php.net/is_object
<9> that's how I started to do it, tho I would have liked to know that it simply returns the non-object
<6> Heh, woot, my contribution to the PHP docs just got committed.
<9> show us, we know you want to :P
<6> http://us2.php.net/manual/en/function.floor.php#66807
<6> hehe
<9> :D
<2> did you sign it as _PhAnTaSm ?
<6> No, my full name.
<2> am guessing its the last one?
<6> The latest one.
<11> rdw
<11> u fukr
<6> I think I may start contributing a lot more to it.
<9> _PhAnTaSm: by the way () with clone works because what's inside them gets evaluated as an expresion, so clone on php5 with () would work on the result
<2> remember to use <??> to highlight your code
<6> Ya guess I should have used the <?php's
<9> it's better this way, old school :P
<9> looks more like notepad :P
<6> I plan on making entries for every idiotic question that comes in here where its not answered in the manual, then I can just point people to it.
<2> start with ASP != PHP
<6> hah
<6> I gotta send out some invoices and get paid. I'm soooo broke right now.
<2> arent we all
<12> yah
<12> all what
<2> my main paycheck got withheld cause signature manager was out and i couldnt have it cashed
<12> kill him
<12> after he signs
<2> thats an option
<2> id rather have him buy another box and get a cpu full of potatoes
<12> ;p;
<12> sdFGsdf
<12> jgsdf
<12> lgj
<12> lol
<11> kill his children and then mail him a small piece of them each day from a different caribean island.
<2> now thats a cocking plan
<2> :P
<11> every once in a while, send him a box of fine chocolates instead of a body part.
<11> just for fun
<2> lol
<2> and after an even longer while, a box of chocolates with a chocolate covered finger
<11> or a dog turd.
<2> replacing the liquor filled one for extra irony points
<11> summer sausage
<11> er, I mean Summer, sausage.
<11> aight, peace evil doers.
<2> lol i ve been having a 40 lines long chat with a moron using as sole repply eof
<2> see ya, i ll be out too
<5> homework is just irritating
<13> how do i suppress sql errors in php and display custom msg?
<5> put @ before functions and check the function return values
<13> are there error codes for pg errors?
<13> i want to suppress an error then check if that error is the same with what im thinking and if it is display a custom msg
<13> :D
<5> read the ****in manual
<5> php.net and postgres.org and postgres.org
<5> hm twice, i'm burnt zZz
<14> damn
<14> memcache is pretty cool
<15> so is owl buttsecks
<14> lmao
<15> but i don't shout it from the rooftops
<15> :)
<14> ok then, back to idle
<15> aye me too
<16> does the they
<17> i need a php coder ...
<17> can someone help me ?
<18> If you have a sack of money
<17> and why do i need a sack of money :Pp
<18> To pay said coder, the going rate these days is a sack
<17> ok
<17> i`ll talk to my partner
<17> we just need one for our website
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