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<0> i've been better
<1> work or life?
<0> life
<1> women or money ?
<0> woman
<0> heh
<1> then, it foe sure will be better
<0> yeah, just takes getting there
<0> heh
<1> how far ?
<0> my ... now ex... wanted me to rent a uhaul to help her move out
<0> heh
<1> uwhat ?:>
<0> right.
<0> :D
<1> what uhaul?
<1> i mean
<1> what is
<1> this **** ;p
<0> uhaul... moving van
<1> oh
<1> couldnt you just say truck ?:P
<0> it's a uhaul.
<0> :D
<1> how do you pronounce it wtf
<1> anyway why did you rent it ?
<1> didnt*
<0> i didn't
<0> heh
<0> **** her
<0> or, better yet, don't.
<1> hehe
<0> cheating bitch
<0> heh
<1> so as i understand you two broke up earlier
<0> well
<0> i broke up with her
<0> but she didn't break up with me until today
<0> hehe
<1> you see, cheating is ok, but i woulndt stand the bitch
<0> well
<0> cheating is NOT ok when i'm supporting her *** for the last year.
<0> :P
<0> Nor when it is concealed for two months.
<1> conwhat ? dude do you know where am i from ?
<0> hidden
<1> not from us, i dont have the whole dic in my ***
<0> hahah
<0> i should hope you don't have any **** in your ***
<1> hidden is even shorter to type
<0> especially while your on IRC
<1> lol
<1> dont worry
<0> but hidden doesn't carry the same connotations
<0> connotations... meandings... overtones...
<1> maybe maybe
<0> meanings :D
<1> meandongs
<0> heh
<0> but like, i told her 'get the **** out'
<0> and i believe that doesn't require a 'oh and by the way i'm dumping your ***'
<1> that had a good overtone
<1> lol
<0> i always sort of ***umed it was implied
<1> yeah, fo sire it doesnt
<1> sure...
<0> well, aparently not.
<0> because she was still here for another weak
<0> week
<1> i mean at your place ?
<0> excuse me, i've been up for a while
<0> yeah
<0> then she clued in that i wasn't telling her 'i love you' .. well.... i did tell her i'd never lie to her... :/
<0> hehe
<1> she hasnt been into moving ?
<0> not in the slightest
<0> she wants to 'work things out'
<1> tell her to move thing out hehe
<1> +s
<0> yep
<0> so
<0> i went into the closet tongight
<0> this thing was packed
<0> like, open it and **** falls out
<1> to small bags hehe
<0> took all her **** out
<0> now, her **** is all over the couch (and piled rather high)
<0> and all myu **** fits in the closet nicely, with room to HANG STUFF instead of stuff it in
<1> :)
<0> the bonus of her **** being on the couch
<0> is her unneutered cat tends to find oppertune times to 'mark his terrortory'
<0> and it'd be quite funny if he did so :D
<1> HAHAAHA
<1> pack him to the bag
<1> or pack the poo
<1> then she will kno why you told her to take that **** out
<0> heh
<0> he ruined my lamb skin jacket
<0> i could have kileld him
<1> you SHOULD
<0> wow, i'm making typos all around tonight
<1> i make typosll my life
<1> you see
<1> :P
<0> heh
<1> cai's back!
<0> fortunately
<0> i snuck her Soc. number away
<1> Soc ?
<0> so I will still get my deductions for her :D
<0> social security
<1> k, now i dont get it
<0> i paid 100% of her living expenses last year.
<0> Therefore, the government will give me more of my money back. :D
<1> she worked or just cook ?
<0> hahaha
<1> ah, youre married ?!
<0> she sat on her *** and yelled at me
<0> no
<0> heh
<0> thank god no
<1> sooo.... what money will you get ?
<0> government will take off like $3000 from my income because i paid for her last year
<0> :D
<1> how do you prove that ?
<0> i also have one of her cable bills
<0> ;)
<1> she lived with you, wasnt it your cable ?
<1> :]
<0> no, i owed the ****ers money, so we had cable under her name
<0> heh
<1> lol
<0> since i spent every last penny we had moving us back to Lansing, and even a few i didn't have
<0> heh
<0> she stressed me out so much last tuesday that wednesday i woke up with a cold
<1> am i stupid or you didnt understand your last sentence too ?
<0> could be a bad coincidence, but i doubt it. :)
<0> i dunno
<0> i'm really tired
<0> and grumpy
<1> sue her!
<0> and don't wanna see her skank *** today, but i want her to get her **** out of my house.
<1> you sue everything in us:P
<0> yeah... heh... speaking of... after this... i wish any girl ****ing luck trying to marry me
<2> girls are mother****ing hoses
<0> prenup, if you cheat, you forfit all ***ets and get to leave with just the clothes on your back.
<0> heh
<1> DWism: youre too ugly to get married i think...
<0> i'm building a business. I don't need to pay some bitch money because she cheated on me. :)
<0> Thanks :D
<2> yaya DWism
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