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<0> yes, it's exactly the same. I bought tampons, vardhan.
<0> to put in my ***hole after the government rapes me on taxes
<1> lol
<1> its not rape
<1> its surprise ***
<0> lol
<0> _ this person died before filing this return
<0> gd
<0> that's morbid. uncle sam can come get you beyond the grave
<1> what was he returning?
<0> his tax information
<0> that's an option i can click
<1> ****
<1> now im scared to ever fill out a tax return form
<0> you SHOULD BE!



<0> :D
<1> canada
<1> robs your money
<1> tax
<1> 15% tax
<0> ouch
<0> pwn3d
<1> and they tax you on your salary too
<0> yeah that's where your "free" healthcare comes from
<0> lol, nothings free but if you tell people it is, they believe you
<0> especially canadians
<1> lol
<0> they're like "dee dee dee!!! it's free!!"
<0> and new zealanders. they're especially bad
<1> free water
<1> i can picture a whole bunch of people lining up behind the water tank
<0> man, i'm so prejudiced against anything not southern American, I scare myself sometimes
<1> i better move there then
<1> indian women have attitude problems though
<1> the girls here
<0> yeah, dude
<1> god.
<0> c'mon down
<1> but they're hot
<1> yeah
<0> i'll fix mashed taters and we'll go shoot something
<1> once i grad from college
<0> it'll be great
<1> im coming down to the USA
<1> lol
<2> dont forget the beer
<1> oh
<2> get drunk, eat taters, and shoot ****, the american way
<1> did you guys watch that new TV show
<0> lol
<1> IT crowd
<0> hell yeah, PapaBear
<1> hilarious
<1> lemme find link
<2> just watched "Alot like Love" ...sorta gives you that that feeling... like your being castrated
<1> http://edge.channel4.com/theitcrowd/episode1_c4web.wmv
<1> episode one
<1> soo hilarious
<0> ok, wtf is "VB" mode
<0> goldenfox: cut that **** out before I feed you to vardhan
<3> what?
<3> oh sorry
<1> what was he doing?
<0> haha, some away message
<3> am not doing anything
<2> your ****ing the chi up, you dont want to **** the chi up
<1> kamehameha
<0> ok, i'm going to play my xbox 360 then go to bed and dream about it :D
<0> goodnight vardhan and PapaBear
<2> later
<2> Stop being complete spastics for a change and try running the game with a bit more aptitude than a handful of blind monkeys with downs syndrome. <--lol
<1> good night rdw
<4> yay
<4> http://todo.affinity-crm.net/googlerank.php?url=http://www.example.com



<5> Test :-D
<4> http://todo.affinity-crm.net/googlerank.php?url=http://www.vardhan.com
<1> um
<1> whats that do?
<6> hey PapaBear you've been doing a lot with the xmlhttp request stuff right?
<4> gets ya google page rank
<1> oh. how does it do that?
<4> im not telling you lol
<1> where d'you get the rank information of a page?
<1> k ;(
<4> google
<4> ;)
<2> |ww, yeah, my new company site is mostly based on it
<5> ;-D
<6> PapaBear i've need playing with it.. and see some strange stuff.. well it's pry normal.. heh
<2> such as?
<6> s/need/been/
<6> like i have a function that creates the object and returns it to the function ran by the button click
<4> http://todo.affinity-crm.net/googlerank.php?url=http://zone.msn.com/en/bejeweled2/default.htm
<4> works on pages too
<2> |ww, yeah, JSON works wonders for that
<2> you can serialize a php array to an JS object
<7> whats the function to extract non-identical keys in an array?
<7> or unique keys only
<6> but my problem is if i run two functions at the same time.. they get scambled togeather
<2> need to load one, then send the next
<1> http://www.googlecommunity.com/scripts/pagerank-source.phps
<6> but what if i want to update two things at the same time
<2> check the ready state of first request, make sure it finishes then send next
<1> how do get a page's pagerank using PHP
<1> :)
<4> msn me
<6> yea that takes to long and makes it look weird
<1> to*
<1> who, me?
<8> NeoFu7ure, are you having open to public?
<2> |ww, well you could write it asyncronisly, just make sure to 'tag' the responses so you knwo which function they came from
<6> PapaBear so what i did was create two seperate create_xmlhttp() and create_xmlhttp1() functions so i basicly create it, run it and then reset it to false when i'm done..
<4> beterraba ?
<2> |ww, you only need 1
<8> NeoFu7ure, i mean, are you leaving that url as is? so we can check when we need it?
<2> you can send and recieve as many requests as you need over same connection
<8> NeoFu7ure, or is nott yours?
<6> PapaBear i only want one.. i just need to figure out how to send out multiple and as they return sort them
<2> like i said, just send a preceeding id, tag, or something to keep track of each request
<2> then it doesn't matter which order they are processed
<6> PapaBear i only get one onreadystate change tho so i can only access one .php at any given moment
<9> yeah check when you want
<2> hold on, i found a website might help ya
<6> cool
<8> NeoFuture, ok, tks. i were asking that because you have on the host "todo" :)
<6> i found that objects are per .js include file
<9> yeah i didnt have anywhere to plonk it lol so its gona on my affinity todo list
<8> :)
<8> NeoFuture, so i understand next url for page ranking will be http://done ...
<8> j/
<9> lol
<9> nah its temp space
<8> j/k
<9> http://todo.affinity-crm.net/
<9> http://bugs.affinity-crm.net/
<9> lol
<8> hehehe
<2> http://developer.apple.com/internet/webcontent/xmlhttpreq.html
<2> yes its an apple site, but one of best write ups on ajax
<9> http://www.neofuture.co.uk/screenshots/tooltip1.jpg
<9> http://www.neofuture.co.uk/screenshots/tooltip2.jpg
<9> screen shots
<1> http://todo.affinity-crm.net/ <--- nice
<9> http://www.neofuture.co.uk/screenshots/screenshot1.jpg
<9> http://www.neofuture.co.uk/screenshots/screenshot2.jpg
<6> heh yea i have this site bookmarked =) thanks PapaBear
<8> NeoFuture, cool


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