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<0> I get a lowercase.
<1> Sean|: echo strtolower(mdf(48418253@N00"); ?
<1> s/mdf/md5/g
<2> rofl
<2> kaneda_, that's ****ing stupid
<2> because it's obvious what it will do
<2> how do you generate a random number between 1 and 6 with javascript
<1> sean|: obviously the code I posted doesn't solve the underlying problem, but it does give you a ****ing lowercase c.
<2> kaneda_, lol
<3> Sean| i get lowercas c too
<2> so back to my javascript question
<2> ill deal with the ****ed up checksum later
<4> narf
<5> pinkyOmega!
<6> https://bugzilla.mozilla.org/attachment.cgi?id=210373&action=view
<6> ie7 beta2 browser acid test rendering



<1> Does IE7b2 p*** acid?
<6> umm
<6> did you look at the link ?
<7> no just gas
<1> No.
<2> ie7 has tabs?
<7> yes
<1> I'll admit, I didn't even ****ing try
<6> ya, since beta1
<1> Really? that's...almost astonishing.
<2> lol
<2> man
<2> it DID NOT p***
<1> And now I'm firmly back into reality.
<2> its amazing how much ie7 looks like firefox
<0> Yep.
<1> I wish it HAD p***ed, but I knew it was too much
<2> its amazing how much firefox will always pwn ie
<0> Oh but Sean| they have faded background buttons! How hip!
<2> lol
<2> any other browser > ie
<0> Well except maybe safari ;)
<2> haha
<0> opera > safari ~= ie
<0> firefox > *
<2> word
<8> anyone here know how to make a game like ogame??? need some technical info
<0> Welp the watchguard is all boxed up, now just to find a ****er to buy it on fleabay.
<9> can i define a function inside another function that i could use later anywhere in the script?
<0> Drakas, www.php.net/function what does it say?
<1> I'm guessing you can't define a function inside a function definition.
<1> But, y'know, just a mother****ing guess.
<0> +s
<1> +s? Did you just set my sticky bit/
<1> ...which sounds far more erotic than I was aiming for.
<0> function+s
<1> Ah
<10> hrm
<10> I wonder if concating a string a ****load of times is faster than making it an array and imploding it once on a \n
<2> the most annoying thing on windows
<2> is the file ***ociations
<2> ****ING CHRIST
<1> I believe concat would be faster. Just a (slightly educated) guess
<1> File ***ociations? Like what?
<2> .* opens with __
<2> etc
<0> Really if its a fucntion you shoudlnt declare it inside a function, weither php will allow it or not, its bad.
<0> I really hope PHP doesn't allow that.
<1> Yeah, but why are those bad/
<0> Because its stupid, functions are global. So declare them or dont.
<1> And tasm is ****ing correct. Just because the language lets you do ****, doesn't mean you should do ****.
<0> But lets just see right now if it can do it.
<1> Not you. I mean't Sean|: why are ***ociations bad?
<0> Oh for ****s sake, it LETS you do it in php4.
<8> how can i control the time (on server not client machine) working with php & mysql?
<7> tardis\delorian
<1> TaSm: it ****ing lets you define a function inside a function? Where the **** does it stop? Can I recurse down that chain of functions-inside-functions infiniately?
<0> Heh check it...
<0> <?php function foo() { echo ' bar '; function bar() { echo ' foo '; } } foo(); bar(); ?> // Echos ' foo bar '
<0> rather ' bar foo '
<0> FOOOOOOOOKING GAY.



<9> :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
<9> OMGGGGGG
<1> **** me raw with a spoon, that's bad
<2> whats the standard keyboard shortcut for redo
<1> CtrlY?
<2> yeah
<11> wtf is this $this->var = $...#$varvar <- this was a correction in the errata for 'Zend PHP Studyguide'
<11> man, i'm really ready to send sam's publishing hate mail
<1> Is that the exact line? That's scary.
<11> yes!
<1> Sams used to to good ****.
<11> http://www.samspublishing.com/content/images/0672327090/Errata/0672327090errata.pdf
<2> in this editor
<2> it isnt
<2> haha
<1> Now it seems like their editors are totally on a crack binge.
<2> its shift+ctrl+z
<1> Sean| do you know what it is?
<11> tell me about it
<1> that makes sense. I've seen that in a few places.
<2> im used to ctrly
<2> damnitt
<11> $...#$varvar makes sense?
<2> kaneda_, do I know what?
<1> Sean|: forget it. You answered the question before I asked it. I was referring to the redo shortcut.
<2> Oh
<1> Sorry.
<2> ;p
<11> it's for page 37 of Chapter 2 questions (in case you're looking at the errata for this atrocious book)
<1> I do that sometimes. Five lines scrolled by? **** that, I'm asking my question anyway!
<1> sombra: good luck with that.
<1> I'm going to stay over here. In the land of code that doesn't **** that bad.
<12> hello
<12> which type must i use for inserting letters with case sensitive ?
<11> kaneda, hehe, I won't need any luck p***ing the ZCE, but rather reaidng the studyguide without wanting to murder someone, that's another story all together
<12> mysql table type ?
<1> Dotcombr: does this look like #mysql to you? No? Then get the **** out.
<7> char\varchar\(*)text
<12> me too kaneda_
<11> you too, what?
<11> dotcom, are you an editor for sams publishing?
<12> i am using $zozo = mysql_query("SELECT * from `activation` where 1 and `oactivation` like 'a'"); and mysql_num_rows($zozo); answer is ; 1
<0> Ok for data being returned from a function it makes sense, send it all back at once, because functions dont have states. But what bout methods? Do you prefer to just return an array in the way a function would, or do you keep the recordset in your method and have a next_row() method in your cl***?
<12> but i have two value a and A in my tables oactivaiton column
<0> Rather keep the recordset in your object.
<13> how can I put a timed refresh on a page?
<12> recordset ? sorry tasm, i dont understand
<12> cmac look to google ; meta refresh
<0> Its cool, this is a question aimed at more seasoned programmers.
<2> [14:18] <X_A> I'm glad Ben's a good guy. Else he might be a bit concerned about me randomly yelling out "And less blood!@#"
<0> P***ing arrays around seems like the easiest, however its not the best use of memory or resources.
<12> yes :) anyone ?
<9> IN '^(Article\:)(Free_Code)(.*)$' , how can i change (.*) so it wouldn't match NULL ?
<0> DotcomBR, so you've returned 1 row if its giving you a 1.
<12> tasm , i have two , in oactivation : a and A
<2> OACTIVATION
<12> but i want to use case sensitive when i use mysql_num_rows
<0> DotcomBR, its only fetching the lowercase one then.
<0> DotcomBR what type of column is it?
<0> Blob?
<12> text
<0> I dont belive you.
<12> which type must i use ?
<0> Text woudl return both.
<0> Then you dont have two rows in there.
<12> yes, i have more.
<12> in first row my value is a
<12> and second one is A
<12> when i use selext * .... .where `oactivation` like 'a'
<12> and calculating it in mysql_num_rows, the answer is 1
<12> sorry,answer is 2
<0> Lets see if I get this right.... Your SAYING that 15 years of programming is wrong and your right eh?
<0> Ah, see?
<12> no sorry tasm,


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