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<0> DarkFlibble I see a topic
<0> tucko no
<1> ok!
<2> the split caused some servers to lose it
<3> should be synced again
<2> yeah... now
<4> $handle = fopen("ircd.conf", "r+");
<4> this line is not working
<4> Unable to access ircd.conf in /home/www
<5> anyone got a nicely done dropdown menu to share with ?
<5> cause i c**** at js:/
<6> its not polish
<5> what is not polish ?
<2> reverse polish notation?
<5> cause i **** at javascript
<7> $min = 0; $max=2; $checkValue=1; is there a function that allows you check if: 1) $checkValue is either between $min or $max 2) $checkValue equals either $min or $max 3) if it doesn't meet the requirments in 1) then exit? :) my head is fubar, so cannot figure out how to go about this :)
<3> vcarson, yeah if()
<8> lol
<9> Yep www.php.net/if
<3> ****ing rocket science and ****
<9> Big time.
<10> we're discusing the if statement to someone.. omfg
<3> not really
<3> I'm not going to go into detail about it
<10> well i dunno i just came in
<9> I'm bout to disguss how muhc I ****ing hate access.
<3> vcarson $min = 0; $max=2; $checkValue=1; is there a function that allows you check if: 1) $checkValue is either between $min or $max 2) $checkValue equals either $min or $max 3) if it doesn't meet the requirments in 1) then exit? :) my head is fubar, so cannot figure out how to go about this :)
<11> dROvine
<3> more like his head is n00bar
<9> Lets go to the n00bar the n00bar!
<2> I think his head should meet rebar
<3> oh I dunno
<6> muahahaha
<6> rebar!
<6> .r00bar
<3> a wifflebat would be more fitting
<3> bahahaha
<6> cluebat?
<3> .robar
<6> must be chav speek
<2> cluebat == ergonomic clue by four
<9> http://www.rathergood.com/gaybar/
<3> [____CLUE_x_4___________]
<9> In ref to "Lets go to the n00bar the n00bar!"
<9> Its totally work safe. Kinda loud music.
<6> mom wants to take me to lunch
<6> but
<6> i have to pay for it
<6> wtf is that
<9> haha
<3> a less than subtle way for her to tell you she wan't you to take her to lunch
<3> er want's
<9> Well she did give ya life and all that ****.
<3> ask for a refund ;)
<7> nevermind: if(($userAccesslevel >= $minAccesslevel) && ($userAccesslevel <= $maxAccesslevel)) {} my brainlag is gone now
<6> shes a whore
<7> thanks for the headsup dravine
<3> w0rd
<9> Oh there is a new Magical Trevor.
<12> hey can i ask about google adsense???
<13> lol sean
<6> lol?
<13> yer situation
<13> i find it funny for some odd reason
<12> My site is in russian language. But in adsense it show advertisement in English why?
<9> Ask google.
<14> morning morning
<11> salut
<11> :P
<15> Hi, i have a some what multi array....: $sections[1] = Array("var1", "var2", "var3");..... how would I get out "var1" from the sections Array?
<15> Hi, i have a some what multi array....: $sections[1] = Array("var1", "var2", "var3");..... how would I get out "var1" from the sections Array? I cant exactly refer to $sections[1[1]] :| not sure how this would work... but i know the array is ok by using foreach()
<3> hi
<3> dont' repeat the same question every five ****ing minutes
<3> thanks
<15> sorry, but i did add to it ;)
<3> $array[0][0]
<15> Thanks... works :D ur a star! many thanks :)
<3> don't thank me, just go away without asking any more dumb questions that the php manual could have answered
<15> i checked the manual... i RTFMed ;)
<3> not very hard then
<15> true... but look at it this way... could of spent 20 min reading, or 3 min asking... and you did a good deed, so everyone is happy :)
<3> I'm not happy
<3> and I don't give a **** how long you would have spent reading, you'd have been smarter for it
<15> ill leave before you shoot me
<16> hi
<16> i have a webhosting at bluehost.com
<16> and whenever i try to view my webpage it displays a blank page..
<16> anybody knows why?
<3> ask bluehost.com
<3> what the hell made you think this was the place to ask that?
<16> well maybe its my .htaccess config?
<3> ok, that has nothing to do with php
<16> so its server problems not me?
<3> I don't know
<3> but it's not my problem
<3> and it has nothing to do with #php
<16> not even chmod?
<3> if you're question isn't something like "how long is a good delay for a socket operation" or something related to programming in php, then you need to be asking it elsewhere
<16> well i guess this is still php-related stuff
<16> thanks anyway.
<2> how long is a good delay for a socket operation?
<3> no, it isn't php related
<3> at all
<2> :P
<3> depends on the server load that you connect to
<2> how long is a piece of string?
<3> heh
<2> strings are php related aren't they?
<2> :P
<9> Standard timeouts are like 60sec or so usually
<9> 10sec if its a client app
<5> i have to start learning :[
<9> I love Olbermann, http://onegoodmove.org/1gm/1gmarchive/002814.html#002814
<5> guys, they founded an ice-hotel in 7lands
<5> (romania)
<3> url?
<5> in polish....
<3> wait, romainia would have been under ice then
<5> google it you damn lazier
<17> no heating = ice hotel , so thats about every hotel in ro
<3> hahahaha
<18> can someone give me and good php/mysql site?
<18> please
<18> ??
<0> MrSkogland php.net
<18> yeah, but an homemade
<18> if you know what i meen
<0> i don't
<18> ok..
<0> the manual on php.net are te best
<5> dev_null: i think he wanted the source ?
<5> :D
<5> dance
<0> pieg he can get the source code from the bottom of the page.
<14> ooo db2 for free
<19> :q
<14> daddy like
<10> mornin PapaBear
<19> ...ah, ****, wrong term
<19> **** you, Vi.
<14> Nano owns Vi
<19> ..nano?
<19> ...you're not serious?
<10> nano, pico -w both the same
<14> gedit works :D
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