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<0> ;)
<1> firefox could care less about servers and how they do what they do...
<2> bah
<1> it only wants html and images
<3> lol
<3> so, what mouse pads are really good ?
<1> not used a mouse pad for a yeah or two...
<2> the free ones
<1> I prefer raw unadulterated melamine worktops...
<1> can scrap them clean with a razorblade then...
<3> my desk is bit sharp :/
<3> i mean crude
<3> crude ? is it a good word ?
<1> got 'ugly kid joe - everything about you' going round my head... anyone got it so I can exorcise it?
<1> crude is good...
<1> crude - unpolished, without finesse
<4> suup.
<2> \o/
<4> DarkFlibble: Still here eh?
<3> now Hajuu looks like ****
<1> yup
<4> pieg: Now you ARE ****.
<3> Hajuu: is in au. a saying : you are what you look like ?
<4> haha
<1> have you ever known me not to be (besides the 2 years away when I have a couple of falling outs in the channel and started #phphelp with resync and nezzie)
<4> No I was actually saying you are composed of ****.
<4> :D
<0> what do I use to check how many bytes fgets already have transmitted?
<1> fgets doesn't send bytes...
<1> fgets recieves them...
<3> as the name tells
<2> use a buffer
<2> get 1K at a time
<2> then you'll know
<0> wrrr darkfibble i meant recieve of course
<2> keep a count of how many times the buffer has been filled, multiply by 1K and you'll know
<5> morning
<0> Hmm how about to multply the line length at each loop?
<4> huuh?
<2> man, it's too ****ing early in the morning for the n00borama
<4> haha
<1> its 11:30
<4> ahahaha
<1> how is that early?
<4> ouch
<2> 0630 EST
<4> I was you just before I left for work
<4> now your the loser
<4> and im the winner
<4> :D
<2> nah
<2> because at the end of the day, I'm still american, and still have a bunch of guns, that you'll never legally own in OZ
<2> man, data entry over VNC is a slow process
<0> if I want it to stop at 500 bytes I say strlen($buffer)<=500 or what?
<0> sorry little noobish :)
<2> way too noobish
<2> this is a programmer channel, not a help channel
<0> so help me out mate
<4> Anyone here play guitar?
<2> _not_ _a_ _help_ _channel_
<6> smooches_dravine __ al over
<4> To say its NOT a help channel is going a bit far...
<4> lol
<2> \o/
<2> no it's not
<2> it says it's not a help channel in the rules
<4> Yeah but we do help people.
<4> A fair percentage.
<2> yeah, if they already know a bit of programming
<4> yep.
<2> I'm not here to teach buffer writing 101
<4> haha
<4> z0mgirnedechozz
<0> just tell me where i can learn it
<6> omg you guys are evil :D
<0> isnt that fair? :)
<6> jascha: No..
<4> Hullo Alia26_ :)
<2> www.php.net/file
<2> read
<2> just like the rest of us did
<4> more like
<4> http://php.net/manual
<4> MY MOM HAS A NINTENDO!
<4> SHE KEEPS IT IN MY GRANDFATHERS CLOSET
<4> hahahahahahahahah
<2> my aunt has a perfectly working original gameboy
<6> lol
<2> you could drop that ****er in a sock and tear someone the **** down with it
<6> crazy aussies and americans :D
<2> yeah
<2> call me crazy
<2> your whole damn country is in the arctic circle
<6> well you are :D
<7> whats the best editor php for mac?
<2> jedit
<0> let me guess: ftell? :)
<2> <3
<2> don't guess
<2> read
<4> Yeah but come on
<4> ****
<4> Got a swedish chick come into work today
<4> so fine
<4> and so slutty
<6> lol
<4> had a kid with her and was trying to score with me
<4> probably going for a second
<6> swedish are slutty
<4> so she could double her welfare
<6> lol that is easy hajuu
<2> what?
<6> to score you i mean :D
<2> swedish are slutty?
<2> yes! aryans!
<4> smooth.
<6> dravine: lol
<4> Holy **** and today I finally got to talk to this mega hot chick
<4> that ive seen around heaps
<4> harder
<8> does some one have a php exploit ?
<4> HARDER
<4> omg emacs
<4> i r teach u 2 h4x
<4> kk?
<2> jijiji
<2> 10x
<2> m3 t00sx!
<2> i b m4d h4x0r
<4> llbbq
<8> danq thzt is g0od
<4> H4 TH
<4> i r h4x u bth
<5> heheeheh
<3> dravine http://dau.pl
<8> you b3t3r giv3 me s0me .. h4x0r.
<4> MGKTH
<8> i n33d php expl0its.
<4> MGKTH
<9> heh
<2> man I hate this point of sale system
<4> It's ok. Just project your rage into something constructive.... Like your mums gooch
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