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<0> just in case anyone wondered
<1> I have been wondering that.
<1> Ever since my conception.
<1> Now my life is complete.
<1> Thank you, rdw.
<2> lol
<0> ok, i pleased the stoner. anyone else?
<3> Thank you!
<4> twysted depending on your installation but mysql/var for sure
<1> 4:30am
<1> good time to be awake.



<5> go to bed
<3> 10:27 PM
<5> same here
<0> LOL TIME ZONEZ
<3> LOLZ0RZ
<3> RLY?
<0> srsly
<1> planted my opium crop yesterday
<1> lol
<1> my lil flowerbed
<3> lol
<1> like a ray of sunshine in my life
<1> yeahhh... and now im watchin christian tv
<0> rock on
<0> crank it
<1> haha
<1> you christian bastard.
<1> :P
<3> Jesus saves
<1> You should get your own tv show too, rdw
<1> You could be priest **** YOU UP WITH MY .44
<0> :D
<0> "I'm here to witness to you...and I brought the 5 apostles: *makes fist with 5 fingers*"
<1> hahaha
<1> crap...
<1> I think ive lost some of my payslips
<1> thats... bad
<0> why is that bad? are they actual checks?
<1> nah just a slip of paper.. but needed them for my tax return :/
<0> ahh
<1> crap crap crap
<1> I wonder if I can get another copy of them
<4> i thought you were leet.. adobe up some new ones :P
<1> since every one is essentially worth $100 :/
<1> |ww: heh they are just a plain white piece of paper with some numbers on.. but cant just make up the numbers cause I could have been working between 9 and 37 hours each of the missing weeks
<4> Hajuu well put on your detective hat and get to work.. lol
<1> lol
<6> hajuu we had same problems with our taxes
<6> missing ****
<1> Missing?
<6> yeah, her 1099-R didn't come this year
<1> her WHAT
<6> from her job
<1> lol your mums 1099-R



<7> we dont the employer has to tells the tax department.
<6> hajuu, erm W2 ?
<1> ....
<1> I could make the same joke again..
<1> But I'll refrain.. for your sake.
<6> also the mortage company didn't send their 1099
<6> freaking people :/
<1> no idea what your talking about, since im not american scum.
<6> tax **** we need
<6> we ended up owing state/fed $2381 this year
<6> blows goats
<1> HOLY MOTHER ****ER, this jesus guy is ****ing insane.
<1> PapaBear: Ouch.
<7> its better to owe them
<1> thats totally ****ed
<7> it means you have been using there money intrest free
<6> eldritch, yeah, also means less likely to get an audit
<1> yeah but on the other hand.. you have to pay 2K
<1> .... which ****s.
<1> for the nothing you personally get in return
<7> its so automated here 90% of people have nothing to fill in
<1> Its like buying an asian bride.. Seems like a good idea, but as soon as they get that greencard, they are out of there.. leaving you having paid, for nothing.
<1> im gettin about 1.5K back this year.
<1> which is gonna be ****in sweet.
<7> yeah but they kept your money for a year interest free, refunds are bad.
<1> Ok. so this preacher.. is bangin his head repeatedly on this podium... spittin everytime he lifts his head.. screaming SOMETHING about a high
<1> Eldritch: That money would be gone within 2 days of getting it, if I wasnt paying upfront anyway... Which is still interest free.
<1> Money is for spending.
<1> Its not "interesting" :P
<7> i should go to a church service one day, just to see what its about.
<1> No. ****in. Way.
<1> Though im tempted to make off with the jug of wine
<1> heheh
<8> Pshh...christians....pshhhhh.
<6> i wanna go see the davinchi code or whatever
<8> I've never met a smart person who went to church.
<1> me either
<8> They're all robots.
<1> PapaBear: Dont be like tom hanks and put a "ch" sound in it.
<1> Look down. Your american illiteracy is showing.
<1> Cover your shame, boy.
<7> friends father is an arch-bishop he is incredibly smart, even if i dont believe his fath
<8> Wait isn't that a catholic?
<1> lol yeah but he doesnt BELIEVE in god.. he's just in it cause he gets to wear a dress in public once a week, and for the altar boys ;)
<8> Yeah good point. He's "smart" enough to know where to go to get the 10 yo tail.
<1> hahahah
<1> god its so cold.. I need to piss but no motivation to move in this bitter cold.
<1> need to construct some kind of portable urinal
<1> possibly a bucket with a big metal funnel in the top... and some hydrochloric acid+disinfectant in the bottom.


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