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<0> that was for SORCERER[21]
<1> dude, the word is "***hole" not "***hold" unless you are holding onto someone's ***...
<1> which wouldn't surprise me, actually...
<2> guys can you stop the fight for a second and tell me if there is any command line to see database log from phpmyadming or ssh conexion PLEASE
<1> DELITE, ummm...oceanblue told you that hella long time ago
<1> YOU'RE WELCOME
<2> thank you but i dont have a shell account to a linux box
<2> only ssh conexion to data base and phpmyadming
<1> DELITE, you said you can ssh...
<1> wow, that ****s
<3> DELITE, you can start googling..
<3> :)
<3> they will NOT help u
<1> oceanBlue, is ratatule == retarted in Romanian?
<0> yeap
<1> nice. how did i know that one...



<3> he knows 'cause his a .ro too
<0> somehow the same meaning
<1> SORCERER[21], no ****. I'm saying I could guess what the word means because I already know you're retarted.
<0> yeap and i`ve been fighting with like 4 big chans to defend the ro`s
<0> ...
<0> wich i was wrong it seems
<1> and people like SORCERER[21] set you back every time :\
<3> all i did was a.. ask for help
<3> and what do i get ?
<1> SORCERER[21], really? that's all you did?
<3> yup
<1> what's the last 20 minutes of channel chatter been?
<3> RTFL
<1> not you asking for help, that's for sure.
<1> it's you being a .ROtard
<0> rwd it`s no use we lost this one
<1> yeah, you're right oceanBlue
<3> 2 stupid dogs
<3> i love it ...
<3> live :)
<3> geee
<3> <0> bai muistule
<3> he's a .ro too
<3> :))
<3> lol
<3> > strici munca mea de ani de zile comportandute precum un idiot ce ejti
<3> lol
<0> /clear
<0> /ignore SORCERER[21]
<0> it works
<0> silence
<0> :)
<3> i'm on da phn ***
<1> /ignore *!*@*.ro except oceanblue
<1> ;)
<0> well i`m not the only ro
<3> yeah,
<3> but u're the only stupid
<3> and it seems u have a clone somewhere else
<3> called rdw
<3> lol, he left, he didn't got help
<3> i was sure
<4> hi guys
<4> anyone awake ?
<5> yea
<5> .// Set a cookie that expires in one year
<5> heh
<6> hey all
<6> just a quick question.... I'm thinking of buying a 150meg mySQL database for my phpbb forum. I have about 15 users on my website. How long will this last and how does it work?
<6> sorry, i know i'm sounding stupid, but i've only ever used php
<7> how come this query does not change any records ? "update poll set e_vote = e_vote + 1 where id = max(id);
<7> but this one does "update poll set e_vote = e_vote +1 ;
<7> there must be something broken in my where clause
<7> any clues ?
<7> update poll set e_vote = e_vote + 1 where id = (select max(id)); this one does not work eighter
<8> need a little help with stored procs first time doin this
<8> CREATE PROCEDURE getgis (IN pc VARCHAR) (OUT param1)
<8> BEGIN
<8> SELECT * from xar_uk_geocode WHERE postcode=pc;



<8> END;
<8> mysql reckons there's an error on line 1
<8> so do i
<8> the only question is
<8> what
<8> i wasn't clear about whether a proc could return a recordset
<8> so if that's not possible i have to rethink this.
<0> bbl
<8> consider this: every user in my database stores a list of musical influences (presently into a LONGTEXT field). I want to show the presently logged in user a list of people with the most similar influences. The question is, how... I'm thinking about capitalising on mysql's FULLTEXT capability, but am unsure... opinions plz?
<9> hello
<9> i try to learn php/apache/mysql
<9> i have a little problem
<9> php works fine
<9> but
<9> i have a small database
<9> with 2 table
<9> and i cannot connect and list in html what i have in the database
<9> $link = mysql_connect('localhost', 'root', '45380643')
<9> or die('Could not connect: ' . mysql_error());
<9> echo 'Connected successfully';
<9> mysql_select_db('/test/baza1.sql') or die('Could not select database');
<9> i write that in php file but nothing
<8> that's wrong
<9> but no error
<8> in select_db you want the name of the db
<8> not an sql file
<9> ok
<9> it must be and mdb?
<8> what do you mean?
<8> it must be the name of the database
<8> the one with the tables in it
<9> i use sqlyog
<8> yeah
<9> i create a database
<8> yeah
<9> and save it
<8> that database name you created
<8> that's what goes in select_db
<9> yes, but the name after save was baza1.sql
<8> no no no
<9> how i save with a different extension?
<8> that's the sql
<8> there are no files for the db
<8> its just a name
<9> like a source
<8> yeah that's the source
<8> you dont want that
<8> its probably just baza1
<9> ok so where is my db?
<8> that's probably all you need
<8> in mysql
<8> it takes care of that
<8> you don't have to worry about that it's all invisible
<8> no files
<9> so i jus erase .sql from the name?
<8> erase everything except baza1
<8> i suspect that is what you want
<9> but i make in root a folder named test
<8> there are no folders to be made
<8> just try it
<9> $link = mysql_connect('localhost', 'root', '45380643')
<9> or die('Could not connect: ' . mysql_error());
<9> echo 'Connected successfully';
<9> mysql_select_db('baza1') or die('Could not select database');
<8> yep
<9> nope, nothing
<9> is empty the html
<9> wait a sec
<8> that means it worked
<8> otherwise it would have said could not select ...
<8> oot a folder named test
<8> <8> there are no folders to be made
<8> <8> just try it
<8> sorry


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