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<0> beebum: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/photo/postphotos/orb/asection/2006-01-27/4.htm
<0> "Lt. Gen. Keith B. Alexander, director of the National Security Agency, and William Marshall, another NSA official, give President Bush a tour of the super-secret agency's headquarters in Fort Meade, Md."
<0> .... notice the background
<1> heh, cool ;D
<0> of course it is probably a fallback to not disclose the real system :)
<0> it is the NSA after all
<2> I've just done somthing revolutionary on my database :)
<0> used it?
<2> I fixed indexes thanks to DWism... im so happy :)
<2> I didnt know about group indexes.
<1> yeah, but it's cool that they selected it
<2> :D it makes things FAST as hell
<2> got a few my.cnf problems to sort out though... anyone able to help me?
<3> yeay!
<2> jc omega
<2> can i ask for a little help about configuration for dual xeon 3.0ghz / 4gig ddr ram / 250gig sata drive
<2> I have alot of warnings phpmyadmin detected which made me come to it's attention, theres alot of opened tables, and crap like key writes and table locks i need help fixing
<3> ....
<3> uhm...
<0> TehMonkey: read chapter 7 of the manual
<2> I need to work out the best configuration for my server
<0> or rent a DB consultant
<3> format it
<3> and put windows on it
<3> ;)
<2> freebsd 6
<0> going rate is about USD 250 in here
<0> ... an hour of course
<2> lol
<0> ?
<3> I gotta pay for my hookers and beer
<2> K_F i make well over that per day
<0> Do you find anything funny?
<2> lol jc, okay
<3> god save your employer
<2> im self employed.
<0> the only way
<2> god safe my own self
<2> ive already been prayed upon by some christian in the street
<3> heh
<2> and today it came true my business is getting better,! :D
<2> index groups.. why didnt i think of them before? ****
<2> so happy now
<2> income is up 30%
<3> heh
<2> will know by end of day , traffic makes a difference
<3> don't brag
<2> sales were up too
<2> im not , group indexes have changed my business
<2> i run a site that Was chuttering at 5-10 seconds per page
<2> now its 0.0x per page
<3> the only thing that could change your business is a free condom with every order
<2> I'm in love with it, I've yet to do what you said above about your own system.
<3> yes
<3> it's very nice
<2> lol JC^omega my ex said she had chlymedia or somthing
<2> today
<3> that's cause I gave it to her
<3> when she was dating you
<2> sweet :D
<2> i knew it wasnt me :D
<2> it was all JC woohoo
<3> narf
<3> hey K_F thanks for the advice
<2> my last gf said she was fine
<3> earlier
<2> so it must be just her :)
<3> I think I forgot to say thank you
<0> JC^Omega: which one?
<3> the article and changing the connections
<3> now I just got to get my slave back connected, then I can go fight off why I have 400+ persistant connections to my gad damn database
<0> hehe
<0> timeout is?
<3> see it's only 91 now
<3> I think some programs are just eating em up when they get locked up or something
<3> and the time out isnt set low enough
<0> anyways, multiple connections itself isn't bad if you have the RAM for it
<2> im 99% idle
<0> more than 4,000 visitors in an hour is still my personal record
<0> need to figure out a way to go above it
<3> yeah well when I go from 90 rows to 400 rows
<3> something is up
<2> with over 500 concurrent users at 99% idle :D
<2> i love i loveee indexes!
<3> tehmonkey your mom has 500 cuncurrent users
<2> :D nice
<2> ill let her know to get more
<2> she could make more profit
<3> like you have to pay her for it
<2> last pid: 60262; load averages: 0.23, 0.30, 0.31 up 12+21:04:10 16:22:09
<2> 105 processes: 1 running, 104 sleeping
<2> CPU states: 0.0% user, 0.0% nice, 0.4% system, 0.0% interrupt, 99.6% idle
<2> this sites pulling off about 200-300qps
<2> right now
<2> :D :D
<3> oh yeah: CPU states: -999999.9% user, -99999.9% nice, -999999.99999% system, 0.0% interrupt, 1,0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000% idle
<3> ha
<3> what you got now!
<2> lol
<3> you ain't got ****
<3> that's my gibson
<2> last pid: 60262; load averages: 0.18, 0.26, 0.29 up 12+21:05:43 16:23:42
<2> 105 processes: 1 running, 104 sleeping
<2> CPU states: 0.0% user, 0.0% nice, 0.0% system, 0.0% interrupt, 100% idle
<2> :D
<3> pfft
<2> it's getting faster
<2> im fixing my queries
<3> your gibson < than my gibson
<2> :D
<2> hehee
<2> PID USERNAME THR PRI NICE SIZE RES STATE C TIME WCPU COMMAND
<2> 58767 mysql 70 20 0 1573M 238M kserel 2 152:16 15.77% mysqld
<3> aight dude
<3> I'm done
<2> i need to allocate more memory
<2> i got like 2300mb free
<3> ignore is such a beautiful thing
<0> JC^Omega: indeed
<2> kf will you just help me with my.cnf
<2> theres a few problems i need fixing?
<0> <0> TehMonkey: read chapter 7 of the manual
<0> <0> or rent a DB consultant<0> going rate is about USD 250 in here<0> ... an hour of course
<0> JC^Omega: think I'll follow your example..
<2> well some people give and recieve back from god
<0> ah, the silence
<2> ****s
<3> lol
<3> dang it's 3:30
<3> already here
<2> 10:25pm
<2> what happened to your 5 mins :D
<0> 23:25 here..
<2> rofl he lives 5 mins in the future that ****s
<0> JC^Omega: please use a 24 hour clock or an am/pm suffix :)
<0> I started wondering here :)
<3> sorry
<0> I have a tendency to be up at 0330 way too often
<3> kf where are you
<3> your -7
<0> Norway
<0> ever watched NerdTV
<3> oh
<0> I'm at UTC+1
<3> narf /me read that wrong
<0> EST
<0> uhm
<0> CET
<3> yeay
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