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<0> but they stopped capping
<0> too many negative reactions
<1> some of ours charge 9 cents per meg if you go over.... but most do the isdn speed thing
<1> Some even account for UPLOAD data )c:
<1> It's a very expencive process accounting for data 2... there are 4 very large machines dedicated to the task in our data center at work...
<1> whoot... I just finished writing a dod wipe...
<1> while [ 1 ]; do dd if=/dev/urandom of=/dev/hda1; done
<0> :)
<0> don't see why you use a while for it
<1> it means it can dd urandom onto hda1 forever
<1> or until someone ctrl+c's
<0> yeah, but I'd rather use a specified number
<0> say exempli gratia 3 times
<1> well... you caught me... my sh scripting is so good (c:
<1> that was the easiest way to hack one up (c:
<0> one way to do that would be a simple: for i in 1 2 3; do ........ ; done;



<1> then at the end of it dd dev/zero on just to be funny
<0> hehe
<1> for i in `seq 1 5`; do echo "Beginning Wipe ${i}"; dd if=/dev/urandom of=/dev/hda; done; echo "Zeroing for the sake of it"; dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/hda
<1> more to your liking? (c:
<0> jup :)
<1> hehe, finally got around to looking at that photo kf, nice setup
<0> yeah, I've gotten more on the wall since then as well :) some lamps for one thing
<1> hmm have to upgrade mythtv to 0.19 now
<1> meh
<1> saturday it can wait till
<2> in a query such as "...WHERE `field1` = 'value1' AND `field2` = 'value2'" will Mysql first pull all fields where field1 = value1 then filter out those fields based on field2 = value2?
<2> reason I ask is field1 has an index where field2 doesn't because field2 can only be one of two values
<3> how do i find the engine/type of a table with sql query?
<0> several options
<0> but read up on SHOW CREATE TABLE
<3> K_F i only get 1 row from that resource result and all it says is "BILLING"
<0> mysql> SHOW CREATE TABLE articles_views;
<0> ........) ENGINE=MyISAM DEFAULT CHARSET=utf8 |
<3> got it
<3> however, the tables that i made ENGINE=InnoDB now report MyISAM
<3> time to bitch at host
<4> i am running a php login script and receive the following message: Access denied for user: 'test@localhost' (Using p***word: YES)
<4> what can i do?
<0> use the correct p***word
<4> i don't even get to enter the p*** for the script
<4> it doesn't show the form
<0> not at all related to mysql
<0> bug someone else
<4> hm
<4> help, anyone?
<5> how do i reset an auto_increment field (set the start value) if i deleted the latest inserted entries ?
<0> 1) why would you want to do that
<0> 2) the manual clearly state it
<0> 3) read up on ALTER TABLE
<0> 4) but why?
<4> why i receive the message Unknown database 'phplogin' if i specifyied the correct database name?
<0> suedezu`: <0> not at all related to mysql<0> bug someone else
<5> alter table.. ok.... well i just want to be able to read from the db and not see some missing id's
<0> cristi8: you have absolutely no idea what you're talking about
<5> :) how is that ? why ?
<0> if you really do want just an arbitrary "row number" you use something else
<0> a primary key should uniquely identify the row and should not be used in business logic
<0> something as simple as SET @num=0; SELECT @num:=@num+1 as recnum, otherfield FROM table ORDER BY blahfield DESC;
<0> will do what you want without distrupting the DB
<0> now, bugger off and read about proper database schemas
<0> http://www.kfwebs.net/links/59 might be of service
<5> ..mkay.. thanks for the advices..
<6> i can't be certain but i think suedezu` may have quit. ;)
<7> there are certain indications to that. yes.
<7> how is your ajax-enabled bible-search coming btw?
<6> haven't even looked at it yet. have you seen the latest on my blog?
<6> i've been a little buisy with some other things. :(
<7> no, where's your blog again?
<6> http://beebum.kfwebs.com/
<7> ah, getting a guinea pig can be extremly time consuming ;)
<7> gotta pick the color, the box.
<6> the flood is the big thing
<7> heh just kidding ;)
<6> ;)
<7> how did the garage like beeing flooded? concrete floor?
<6> yes, conctete. there were some boxes and what not



<6> haven't gone through everything yet
<7> still a mess i guess :/
<6> my tools are ok. ;)
<7> hehe
<0> grazzy: I found it amusing that the account manager for Webtrends' Northern Europe division called me 10 minutes after I signed up to download a trial version of their product
<7> hmm. .webtrends..
<0> jup
<7> used to use their software
<0> I'm writing up a story at http://www.kfwebs.net/articles/article/30/Digg+the+aftermath
<7> i see
<7> so what did the guy have to say?
<0> he just wanted to introduce himself, he sent an email with contact details
<7> heh why?
<0> must have thought I was about to purchase a 20,000 user license or something
<0> or it was a really,really slow day
<7> did you put in that you were the ceo of a some large company? :)
<0> but he was nice anyways
<7> perhaps he just recognized your name ;)
<0> I'm CEO of kfwebs.net
<7> hehe
<0> nothing to laugh about, it is true
<7> :)
<0> http://www.kfwebs.net/aboutus.php
<0> "KF Webs is registered in the Norwegian business register as an "Enkeltmannsforetak" (ENK) (more information) with the business ID 988 090 298."
<7> in sweden you need to have a AB to call yourself that i think
<7> or uehm.. well atleast something more than the counterpart of ENK
<0> it was the one that fitted the description the best anyways :)
<7> is ENK free to register?
<0> I registered it for free
<7> k
<7> how much capital do you need to register a A/S?
<0> you can register it in another register to get protection for the name et cetera
<7> yeah same here
<0> AS is 100,000, ASA is 1,000,000
<0> http://www.kfwebs.net/news/161/Business+Legal+forms
<7> ok
<7> nice comparisation :)
<0> nice for reference
<6> interesting article
<0> throwing some more statistics at it now
<8> hello .. i need some help ... i need to substract in a select 2 dates .. "select date1 - date2 from date_table" i want to get the result in INTEGER formatam, meaning the days between the 2 dates ... instead i get the result as a date in format xx.01.1900 ... (date1-date2) days p***ed from 01.01.1900 ... how can i gte the INT result ?
<6> datediff()
<6> http://dev.mysql.com/doc/refman/5.0/en/date-and-time-functions.html
<0> okay, don't think I'll do more now.. if anyone is interested http://www.kfwebs.net/articles/article/30/Digg+the+aftermath
<6> wow, nice graphic
<0> the webtrends ones?
<6> i guess thats it. the first one under Traffic data
<0> jup
<7> hmm
<7> that's a bit interesting
<7> i wonder how much traffic slashdot generates compared to that
<6> about the only trafic on my web site is me. ;D
<0> grazzy: look at the bottom
<0> the cbook one
<0> http://www.knosof.co.uk/cbook/download.html
<7> mhh. .but still, 5000 unique in a day isnt that much really..
<7> i thought digg would be a magnitude more
<0> huh?
<0> 4,000 the first hour
<7> i read somewhere they had like 16 servers ..
<7> ah
<0> http://www.kfwebs.com/digg1/webtrends_digg1_visits.png
<0> those are hours, not days
<7> ;)
<0> I need to find a way to generate charts like that by hand
<7> jpgraph
<0> the OOo chart object is a mess
<0> well, I'm thinking more general purpose... punch in numbers and get a graph
<0> but yes, I use jpgraph around
<9> evening
<0> hi
<0> did everything get up and running the other day?
<9> the web yes the gallery nope and i have to pack the guest book in one folder
<9> when i have time i ll fix it


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