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<0> hehe, JN had a good on in #sql
<0> <JeepNaked> There is none.
<0> <JeepNaked> 1) get a clue
<0> <JeepNaked> 2) refer to 1)
<0> goto gone bad
<1> heh
<2> hey all
<2> i have this query where Im trying to display just the dates that a past todays current date but just seem to be displaying past dates too: SELECT * FROM `tours` ORDER BY tourDate > date('d.m.y') LIMIT 4"; Can anyone see anything wrong with this?
<0> date('d.m.y') ?
<0> you probably shouldn't use SELECT *
<0> why do you quote tours?
<0> http://www.kfwebs.net/links/6 for SQL
<0> not to mention the ORDER BY is wrong
<0> you want a where, but really, that is too stupid to comment in the first place



<2> the date() is the current date
<2> yer sorry abou tthe quotes and I should use WHERE
<2> still is it totally wrong
<0> yes
<0> it is still completely wrong, read a ****ing manual
<0> http://www.kfwebs.net/links/6 for SQL
<2> **** YOU U EAT **** U FAGGET **** POO
<3> you heard the man K_F
<0> hehe
<4> how can I get the names of the tables in my database ?
<4> I mean all of the table names ..
<0> 1
<0> 2
<0> 3
<0> READ
<0> THE
<0> F******
<0> MANUAL
<5> _zephyr: SHOW TABLES;
<4> thanks examancer
<0> hmm,spoonfeeding
<0> baaaaaaaad
<4> what is spoonfending?
<3> telling you would be spoonfeeding
<0> what you do to babies before they can eat on their own
<3> google it
<3> dont spoonfeed K_F!
<0> that said after the boobies-stage
<0> hmm, boooooobies
<4> lol
<0> http://www.shockabsorber.co.uk/bounceometer/shock.html
<5> i was hoping that he understands basic SQL syntax but just forgot that command
<5> further simple questions would have been followed by my own RTFM
<3> well, if you'll hang around here you'll come to notice that certain nicknames often comes in here :)
<0> never noticed
<3> nah, i know, it's purely a effect of my superior longterm memory
<0> obviously
<5> lol
<3> that and my list of every m@#fu@ckr asking stupid questions
<0> your logfile?
<3> grep on "?", sort by nickname, and then unique > stupidlusers.txt
<3> you're in it now
<0> hehe
<0> hehe
<6> :(
<7> morning
<8> salut
<9> salut radu
<8> salut Dark_Rain
<10> hey what field type should i use for dates?
<11> hello, If I have a microsoft access file and its extention is ****ty.mdb ... then in database type SQLSERVER online .. what would its extention be?



<0> of course it is obvious to ask in #mysql
<11> resync
<11> resync: If I have a microsoft access file and its extention is ****ty.mdb ... then in database type SQLSERVER online .. what would its extention be?
<12> rofl, what a toss
<13> where is the button for import mysql table hidden in myphpadmin?
<3> we dont use phpmyadmin in here generally
<3> to import a table on the console on the other hand.. :)
<13> how to import a file laying in /home/username/public_html/adress/site/mysql/myphp.sql
<3> mysql -u user -p p*** < file.sql
<3> err
<3> -p database :=)
<13> i test it:)
<13> erikandre@home:~/public_html/myphp-0.2.3/sql$ mysql -u erikandre -p myphp.sql Enter p***word:
<13> ERROR 1045: Access denied for user: 'erikandre@localhost' (Using p***word: YES
<13> strange, its the same p***word i use for myphpadmin
<13> to login
<1> you didn't specify the database
<13> So it be like mysql -u erikandre -p erikandre < file.sql ?
<13> So it be like mysql -u erikandre -p _mypersonalhomepage < file.sql ?
<1> if _mypersonalhomepage is the database, yes
<13> ERROR 1044: Access denied for user: 'erikandre@localhost' to database '_mypersonalhomepage'
<1> first, just see if you can login on the command line and access the database
<14> hi i ve been "hired" to move a DB driven website. I am worried about moving the DB. Using phpMyAdmin i made a backup and tryed to restore from the "SQL" tab
<14> but i got a DB that is much smaller than the original
<1> 10:12 <@grazzy> we dont use phpmyadmin in here generally
<14> was that for me?
<1> yes
<13> erikandre@home:~/public_html/myphp-0.2.3/sql$ mysql -u erikandre -p _personalhomepage < myphp.sql
<13> Enter p***word:
<13> erikandre@home:~/public_html/myphp-0.2.3/sql$
<13> correct then ?
<1> apparantly
<1> now login and check to see
<14> well #phpmyadmin is empty :P
<1> use the command line
<1> like erikandre_ just did
<14> mentally i will still have to use phpMyadmin but ok let give it a try
<14> backing it up it a dump command right?
<1> yes
<1> http://tyson.homeunix.org/notes/mysql.html
<1> at the bottom of the page. and read the linked manual page
<14> thx i ll check that
<1> we use the command line so we know what we are doing. using phpMyadmin just cripples you
<13> beebum: It is as it where
<13> the _personalhomepage is emty
<1> ?
<13> It has not been made any tables in the database
<1> check your dump command
<1> check the .sql file
<1> about a year ago sombody came in here with an empty .sql file
<13> hehe..
<13> What a looser hehe
<13> beebum: seems to work perfect now
<13> Thanks beebum for the great support and help
<13> bless you brother:)
<1> your welcome
<3> 18:42:15 up 6 days, 19:48, 2 users, load average: 2,89, 2,72, 2,37
<3> yeah babeh, work those queries
<15> im using xp at the moment on my pc, and have set up a mysql database/tables etc. Im using notepad to construct my tables and inserts, but could do with something better than that, so its easier to read. Anyone recommend anything?
<3> could try with some editor that supports color highlightning and a scheme for .sql
<3> ultraedit comes to mind
<3> i personally use notepad myself to whip things togheter, then picking up the details with alter tables :)
<15> yea, notepad is useful, just not always easy to read


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