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<0> sorry Larno
<1> lol
<1> ok
<2> It's always Larno's fault
<0> yup
<1> yeah !
<1> sigh
<0> i'll ban him next time
<2> I think I will have another scotch
<2> Rude not to
<1> all i m saying that brazil is the country of football.. they live for this
<3> what's the weather now in england guys?
<4> Excellent idea Pirate .. ill join u!
<0> exactly
<2> Cold



<0> if they didn't win the world cup, they'd be useless sods
<0> lol
<2> How do you have it dude
<1> PirateJack.. DCC me some scotch.. i ll send you some snails
<0> if he says doggy style
<2> Hey!! I got a new job
<0> i'll crack up
<2> Larno :|
<1> you will love it
<2> They'll take AGES to get here
<1> lol
<2> :P
<5> any shemales here msg me pls
<2> lo
<2> l
<3> lol, cold... now here it's -20...
<2> Shemales...
<2> Chicks with ****s
<3> yuck
<1> hmm.. let s have a better deal.. i send you a very old bottle of Bordeaux and you send me a bottle of scotch
<2> Ok deal
<6> hi ^witch^
<0> hey spoggie boy
<0> i see you don't have me on ognore anymore
<0> lucky me
<6> I miss my girlfriend
<1> promise me that you wont send me a picture of you with your skirt though
<2> But
<0> oh heck
<0> am sorry spoggie boy
<1> i m terribly hetero***ual
<2> lol I hope so
<6> I haven't had *** in 6 months
<6> no, 7 months
<0> is that why you miss her?
<2> spog no-one here needs to know that
<6> coming up to 8 months
<6> no, that was with my ex girlfriend
<0> ooh you don't know your gf
<6> the last time we had *** was the 4th of June if I remember rightly
<6> I do know my girlfriend, I just haven't met her in real life ye
<6> t
<2> Ok I have to take leave from this conversation for but a minute
<0> so you don't even know if you'll have *** with her...
<6> *** with my ex girlfriend was excellent
<6> even though she was fat and ugly
<6> she still turned me on
<2> Ok I can't
<0> lolol PirateJack
<2> Spog
<2> Seriously
<3> virtual relation ****s
<1> PirateJack
<6> if you love someone, it doesn't matter how fat or ugly they are
<6> you can still have good ***
<6> it's not "making love", it's showing love
<2> Larno
<1> i have an old question for you, PirateJack
<6> it's the physical expression of love
<2> Shoot Larno
<1> do you wear undies under your skirts ?



<0> tis a kilt lolol
<2> Larno never :P
<1> gross
<0> i seriously doubt he wears a skirt
<2> No way man
<2> All the cool kids go commando
<1> terrible
<2> That's what the Sporran is for :P
<2> Adds weight so you don't get a shock when they sit down
<0> lmao!
<1> so.. sorry for the details.. but your err.. things are hanging under your skirt ?
<2> lol well it's too convenient to be otherwise
<0> oooh a lawyer!
<0> quick
<0> hide your wallets!!
<2> No... lets beat him
<0> lol
<2> Larno yes it's Scotch air-con
<0> i like you PirateJack lol
<2> :P
<1> no i mean it s cool if you dont wear anything under.. but it must hurt when you run
<0> lmao!!!
<2> lol
<0> priceless
<2> I dont know about you but mine aren't sharp
<7> hi
<1> does your testicles reach your knees after a marathon ?
<2> lol gross
<3> hi guys, I'm a 56 years old man, I'm *********ing and it's kinda dry, I have to stop every 5 minutes to spit blood, do you wanna help me making it quicker?
<8> daron is a God
<3> damn right.,.
<1> mental note - scots dont wear anything under
<2> haha
<1> we have a deal
<2> What part of France are you in anyways Larno
<6> I didn't miss *** for the first 6 months
<2> Delayed reaction spog
<6> I said I wouldn't care if I never had *** again
<1> Paris.. it s in the middle of France
<6> but I was wrong
<1> and where are you ? Hamilton ?
<2> Noo
<2> London
<6> one thing I was right about was that I would always love my ex girlfriend, because she is my soulmate
<2> I left Scotland when I was 4
<6> I think about her every day even though I hate her now
<1> a scot in london ?
<1> what the hell
<2> I like London
<1> yes the food is so great
<6> PirateJack I once met a Scottish guy in Stockton, California
<6> he worked in Hi & Bye
<2> It is!!
<1> and the weather is awesome
<2> I wouldn't ever go to an establishment called Hi & Bye
<6> he said me and my ex girlfriend should get married
<6> but he was wrong
<2> Looks
<6> well he was right that we should have gotten married
<6> but he was wrong because we never will
<1> a scot in london.. screw me dead
<2> Nomorescotchforyou
<2> Yeah it's cuz we can tell the future
<0> spog time to move on mate
<2> Larno I might actually visit Paris this year
<0> we all know your ex was your soulmate
<1> you d hate it, londoner, so called scot
<2> Oh.. why?
<2> They have scotch whisky there right?
<1> ok you will love it.. stop your blackmail with your scot whiskey


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