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<0> the penis is sold to japan, as an afrodisiac
<0> The japs will buy cold **** if they thought they get a stiffy from it
<1> lol
<1> hey my mate says that stuff works
<0> they buy dried sea cucumbers for 0 pr kg!
<1> oh yeah i saw one of those
<1> didnt realise it used to be alive
<0> If I saw one of those on my plate I'd go impotent for sure
<1> i thought it was just some fat cucumber
<1> yeah looks weird
<0> "I can't get it up, wife-san.. why no you just use cucumber?"
<2> lol
<1> haha
<0> asiangrl_05 knows what I am talking about :P
<0> j/k
<3> hi =)
<2> shane yeh im not chinese
<0> I'm talking japanese :)
<2> same thing
<1> if i go impotent im buying it all up
<0> I'd just get some string and duct tape
<2> batman u wont need that ull have me
<1> lol
<1> you mean you wouldnt dump me if i couldnt get it up?
<2> no i meant its not poss for it not to come up unless theres somet seriously wrong, in which case ill trade u in for a model that actually works....
<2> i know this guy who uses an african stone
<1> hahaha
<2> nevermind
<2> too much info there
<1> tell us about the stone i wanna know
<2> well u rub it on
<2> and its like viagra
<1> and what works?
<4> jajajajajaj
<1> **that
<5> wotcccccccccccccccccc uppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
<1> id like to say if i go bald or impotent, ill take it like a man
<1> but i know im gonna freak out either way
<2> yes it does
<2> so ive heard
<2> ill love you nonetheless
<2> forver n ever n ever
<1> awwwwww
<6> hi from istanbul
<6> asian girl
<6> :)
<1> mental note: she's into bald impotent men
<2> nooooooooo!
<1> hahaha
<2> i said if the worse comes to worse
<2> ill be there for u
<2> thru the thick and whatever
<1> awwww
<7> *
<1> wait that means, if you suddenly go off *** i have to stick around too?!
<1> nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
<2> well yeh ud have to reciprocate , u cant just leave me in the lurch, if ur doing it rite i wont go off
<2> its a myth when women go off
<2> what they mean is u cant do it right
<1> ill buy you some sort of super dildo
<1> lol
<2> and u might never have but they faked them
<2> cos they love u
<1> awww
<0> I have faked orgasms
<1> never had a woman fake it so i dunno
<3> me too
<1> dude!
<1> fellas!
<2> lol baztman
<1> why fake it
<3> a lot of men have faked orgasm :D
<1> whats the point of faking it!
<2> cos its embarr***ing
<2> to say hang on stop there
<0> when it's enough already
<2> u aint doing it right
<2> do u want a fin map
<0> lol
<1> weird
<1> i never thought men faked it ever
<2> men dont fake it
<3> hh
<1> those 2 have
<0> and I didn't wanna say "hey woman, it's our 5th time tonight.. this is boring the hell out of me.. I'd rather sleep.."
<3> We are really good actors
<1> haha
<3> the most diffucult is to make fake sperm
<2> gees
<2> are u guys for real?
<1> oook im back in biology cl***
<1> scary
<2> me too can i sit next to u batman lol
<0> you just spit
<1> haha
<0> spit a huge lugee on her back
<0> :P
<8> I use wall paper paste
<3> ^^
<3> lol
<9> 5th time?
<3> good method Shane` =)
<0> yeah?
<9> things of boys... and old men
<0> when you are drunk, you can keep it on for linger.. and it gets ..not as exciting..
<0> longer
<2> if ur dating a blonde u could say u have a low sperm count
<1> lol
<3> lol
<1> i just think about the football results, gives me an extra 5 mins lol
<0> hehe
<9> nothing is exciting as the TV -our real Bible- pretends...to be.
<1> yes those porno's have alot to answer for
<2> why did u have to say the word bible
<2> i mean were talking filth hjere
<0> you know silicon-boobs are like having *** on a beach...
<0> looks better on TV
<1> lol
<9> well, ***iangrl... then the TV is our history... and our dignity.
<1> ive felt the new implants, they feel okay
<9> Shane, don't you?
<2> batman u have?
<1> yep
<0> I was taught more by TV than I was at school
<2> are u that shallow
<1> shallow why?
<2> to date a girl with false ones
<0> you have to be shallow to like the feel of a pair of boobs?
<3> Did I hear swallow ? :P
<1> she let me feel them so i felt them!
<1> nah we werent dating lol
<0> I felt some nice sized implanted boobs.. they were great
<2> its like me going for a bloke with an enlarged thingybob
<0> it's the porn stars that ruin it.. too big, too hard
<9> you're not alive if you don't watch the TV, that's your life and your death... and all...
<1> anything bigger than a D looks like lola ferrari to me
<3> well i don't have tv
<9> people... never go to the moon... but, what's the matter?, the TV makes this possible...
<10> :))
<1> personally i prefer girls who havent got alot
<9> also, makes possible all this blondes...
<9> etc
<1> but dont have a hangup about that
<2> me me
<11> !seen mila
<2> batman do u like french girls
<1> i like girls, period :p
<9> how are french girls?
<12> hehehe..
<12> me too..
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