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<0> brb have to go out on the balcony again to run our nicotine patches... any bleeps go off!! Shout! loudly ;)
<1> gibraltar needs help
<0> run our nicotine patches??? that wasn't english
<0> lol
<1> send in your sister
<1> where is she nowadays ?
<2> you have to run your nicotine patches?
<2> you work in an addiction clinic?
<2> something like that...
<1> i cant tell you where exactly she works
<3> nooo
<2> because you don't know or because you're restraining yourself from telling me?
<2> or because she will inject you with more sedative if you tell?
<1> well
<4> ..
<5> come on people



<5> do I have to make you start talking everytime
<2> you're the magic man
<2> you can do anything
<5> thank you for believing in me
<5> and now
<5> Avada Kedavra
<5> HAHAHAHAHA
<2> wow
<2> forensic psychiatry
<5> ?
<0> regional secure unit
<7> profiler?
<2> a bit grim not to be able to talk to your subjects?
<0> nope...
<0> lol will
<2> or does forensic have a deeper meaning here
<0> mad and bad...strike me off the NMC ;)
<2> oh interesting: forensic means "Relating to the use of science or technology in the investigation and establishment of facts or evidence in a court of law"
<8> anybody to go out 2night
<8> ??
<0> gosh, thx for the plussy just noticed :)
<2> not just investigating dead people
<7> hehe will "so tell be about your childhood",.. waits,.. waits,.. waits,.. waits,.. cricket sounds,.. waits,. waits ,..
<5> .:'0L1Ve
<0> people detained under section of the mental healthacts will...
<0> hers profile welcome in :)
<2> gibraltar: wow challenging work
<0> I'm C@R trianed :)
<2> c@r er
<7> so you help determine if an affender is mentally fit to stand trial and the such?
<0> we sometimes visit prisons or special hospitals to ***ess people
<9> that is fun
<5> yeah
<0> we usually act as keyworkers for individuals and make reports to the mental health tribunals
<2> makes me think of silence of the lambs
<2> hello gibraltar
<0> .... will
<9> lolol
<9> guess it's actually quite like that
<0> wll elle has true nurse holding power we can detain anyone for up to 6 hours :) looks at Dumbledore^ ;)
<2> but i guess you don't do this on gibraltar, it can't be that full of nuts
<1> gibraltar i have rophynol we should meet and have a drink together
<0> *** drug...lol
<5> count me in
<2> rohypnol you mean
<5> about the drink
<0> who said i was in Gib
<5> that is
<1> will32 either way you like it
<2> gibraltar: no one i guess it's the powerful suggestion of your nick
<0> lol will32 sorry
<10> hows this??
<2> mmm not bad makes you sound like alice in wonderland though
<10> so when was the last time Dumbledore^ you saw SkyHigh^
<2> although i suppose she would be shrunkgirl
<10> shrink wrapped and torture garden ;)
<11> hi
<1> shrinkgal you need a fist full of Alice
<2> shrinkgal: better be careful what i say you can detail me for up to 6 hours



<2> detain even
<7> shrinkgal, something about your utter lack of normality is quite a turn on
<9> Ophiocus!
<9> you awake!
<10> perhaps i'm an in-patient at the Oxford Clinic who knows this is IRC Ophiocus
<2> or hannibal lecter and his clever room mate
<10> well we have three :)
<2> or hannibal lecter and his BNF
<10> NMM have a BNF somewhere but we give them to 3rd world countries
<2> who are NMM
<10> Nurse's materia Medica <--
<2> aah
<10> atypical John Gibson most nurse's know quite well
<2> that's after you've committed them to your heads
<7> ^witch^, yes that tends to happen to me from time to time
<7> alas
<12> tomorrow I'm going to be a dentist :P
<12> \o/
<2> gib: at least you'll have happy patients
<12> try to keep people happy will32 :)
<12> i have a nut allergy love em all mostly found in IRC ;)
<2> what's a hynpotist
<12> @@ zzzZZzzzz welcome in Hynpotist
<12> asc person
<2> 2 1 3, look into my eyes not around my eyes into my eyes, 2 3 1, you're under
<1> gibraltar` you know can be the best hypochondriac
<12> too quick... body relaxation first starting at the feet working up
<12> breathing in and out
<12> Benighted I never suffer from anything trivial :)
<2> gibraltar: do you watch little britain?
<12> i watched iit for the first time three weeks ago
<12> it was very funny
<2> did you see the hypnotist
<12> nope sadly the last one was the cripple guy and the nurse was hitting his legs with a hammer
<13> Is there a soul frm real england ere?
<14> yep
<14> i am
<13> No offence Indonesians and phils.. Try joinin ur own chans
<12> i'm from real england :) as many others iubaretzu_}{
<15> care e din romania?
<14> yo
<2> what do the cows want back and why
<13> will, do u watch telly?
<12> milk
<12> lol
<2> yeah
<2> but i'm sure that's just a cover
<2> they are up to something more serious
<12> u like adverts will32? or was that a test of "britishness" :)
<8> 66666666666666666666
<13> eh
<12> lol
<2> gib: you give me far too much slyness credit
<12> no wories foxxie
<13> !seen chix
<2> gib: from you though it's a great compliment
<13> !seen real english chix
<16> hi
<2> ooh a diploma to go with my ph.d. thank you gib
<13> yeh hi Faisal
<13> we r talkin abt ya
<12> shalom Faisal^ welcome to london :)
<13> where u bin
<12> gosh a PHD..
<16> thnx guyz
<13> wtf
<12> sorry doc :)
<17> mata`i fufa
<2> gib: for what you've been most entertaining
<13> <17> mata`i fufa - Yeh u too mawFcuker
<12> mission in life <--- get me seriously i convert yopu to Buddhism :)
<2> cows: someone has your milk and isn't giving it back?
<2> gib: you're a forensic monk too?


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