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<0> dont be impressed
<1> haha
<1> I should have known
<2> sort of like the borg
<3> slips a lorazepam into Dumbledore^'s hand 1.2.5 mg 3 times a day :)
<1> uuuuuuuu
<2> prepare to have your conversation ***imilated
<0> 1.2.5 lol
<2> and repeated in another channel
<0> what is that
<1> haha
<3> tri-fluperidol..........nated!!
<3> lol
<1> and i wanted to ask what does lol means
<0> nurses can do over the moon
<3> laugh out loud



<0> and you woudlnt know
<1> thanks
<2> gibraltar: nurse? psychiatrist?
<4> hey Dumbledore^ nice nickname
<3> \o/ awaiting dental surgery Dumbledore^
<0> oral *** ?
<3> something like that will32 :)
<1> thanks smily
<2> gibraltar: not to be specific or anything haha
<0> thats some posh way to have kinky fun
<3> I'd never make an F-Grade like foxxxie :)
<0> mind you i wouldnt like to be on nhs waiting list for some fun
<3> band 6 i think???
<2> hahahah
<2> yeah the fun machine would be broken
<3> Benighted lol
<2> you'd be on the waiting list for years
<0> broken ? may be rusted
<2> and then they'd try to get you to sign a form to say you'd had some fun when you hadn't
<1> Benighted
<1> what is that
<0> you should email mr clinton
<5> does he know how to read?
<1> haha
<2> isn't he a u.n. amb***ador or something now?
<6> attach a picture of a cigar to your email
<0> i am sure he can read better than you
<5> lol
<2> ahaah
<5> i can't read
<5> so probably
<0> Dumbledore^ what is what ?
<0> 2 minutes to midnight
<1> a very powerful figure
<1> in H.P.
<6> harry potter ?
<3> beanz meanz heinz?
<3> lol
<1> it means bumblebee in latin
<0> what ?
<2> apis bumbillis?
<3> atin is a dead language
<6> the old fart in charge of harry's school, correct ?
<0> gibraltar tell us about your recent drug affairs
<1> yes
<2> salve latinus non mortus est
<0> thse people are boring me
<1> ?
<1> what
<3> well, this morning Benightedi dished out some hypnotics for Insomniacs :0
<1> salve lati what
<0> hypnotics ?
<3> choral hydrate just 500mg stat
<0> you mean tranquilizers ?
<2> salve=hello latinus=latin (nominative case) non mortus est=is not dead
<3> makes peope sleep zzZzzzzzZzz
<3> not quite the same chemicals Benighted :)
<1> aaaaa
<0> hypnotics makes you sleepy during day
<3> yep..



<2> don't you watch that series rome
<3> very addictive
<0> why on earth you want them to sleep during day time
<0> so you have fun during night shifts ?
<2> gibraltar: can you tell me how you would diagnose a subarachnoid haemmorage
<3> pupils...
<2> probably spelt that last bit wrong
<2> what would be wrong with the pupils
<7> i wud ask a doctor
<3> collaspe and someone who wasn;t very well indeed :)
<8> anyone from swiss cottage or chalk farm or camden town??
<3> lol
<3> bleeding from the cavities within the brain
<0> |nSoMn|a- camden town isnt far :)
<6> north london
<2> yup
<6> nice place
<6> i like camden town
<3> usdually a good punch could do it
<7> hey gibraltar i got a q for u
<1> Jack the Ripper
<2> a good punch? i don't want you treating me haha
<3> |nSoMn|a- did you take your hypnotics?
<3> will your an NHS patient ;)
<2> a lumbar puncture maybe
<8> anybody who want beer in camden??
<0> gibraltar a girl with epilepsy, which pill should she be on ?
<3> epilim
<1> no
<1> cijanid
<2> gibraltar: you are a walking BNF
<0> pill ! contraceptive pill
<1> or an extasi
<3> carbamazipine is quite good depends on the seizue type
<0> argh i didnt ask that
<3> nowill nurses materia medica and experience :)
<2> he wants to know how he can stop her having fits while he's shagging her and prevent her from being pregnant at the same time
<2> it's quite a complicated question
<1> what is epilepsy
<1> anyway
<0> Dumbledore^ its when your wife gets to know your real girl
<2> or perhaps he's not worried about the fits he just wants her to not be pregnant
<3> abnormal electric discharge in the brain...350,000 people have epilepsy in the UK
<1> in macedonia 3.5 people
<0> gibraltar that isnt what i asked :/
<3> .
<2> caesar was an epileptic
<9> hi everybody
<2> (warming to my latin isn't dead theme)
<2> (even if caesar is)
<0> gibraltar i should see you in ward
<3> caesar had migraines he had man-fly symptoms :)
<1> haha
<1> lol
<0> tell me about his girls
<5> apollo's disease
<0> who cares about caeser
<3> we came to bury himm
<10> hello
<3> et tut brutus
<10> anyone to talk to?
<2> alas poor caesar i knew him well
<5> lol will32
<1> are you #1
<1> from Alan Ford
<3> wasn't that your rich or summat lol
<5> poor bloke eh?
<0> i bet he wasnt a caesarian
<3> lol
<2> haha
<1> haha
<2> wasn't he the first caesarian
<0> feed my frankenstein
<3> brb have to go out on the balcony again to run our nicotine patches... any bleeps go off!! Shout! loudly ;)


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