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<0> Basically, as soon as I started X, speed dropped to about 2.9MB, maybe even 2.2MB
<1> n|ckmenza,
<1> long time no see
<2> hi
<2> been away for a while
<1> noticed
<1> what kept you so long
<2> rl
<1> talked to jail one day
<1> about you
<1> to make a trip all 3 with his boat
<3> does anyone uses gambas?
<4> k0hk0hk0h
<4> you're born with 300 bones, but when you get to be an adult, you only have 206!
<4> so silent.. wonder if am on this channel
<5> No, you're not.



<4> !ping
<6> darkolf Ping uses the ICMP protocol's mandatory ECHO_REQUEST datagram to elicit an ICMP ECHO_RESPONSE from a host or router, even though some people think not replying to them is a Good Thing, since it 'protects' them from floods. HAH!' pong
<4> !bigbird
<3> the kick message has also an advertisement of channel
<4> i can`t see a thing
<4> any jews helper online?
<5> No.
<7> german invaded is here
<7> darkolf is the name
<7> sounds more like adolf
<7> lols
<4> :P
<4> darkolf ballac
<8> hi, I would like to ask if this is correct on settings a read permission in my dir. chmod /path/ 444
<7> cliper: wrong, it should be chmod 444 /path
<1> then chown root.root /path
<9> heya, anyone knows a nice bash script that can beep with the internal skeaker? :)
<10> echo \a?
<9> does not work ...
<9> and no i'm not deaf :P
<9> sinthetek: i need to write a script and check if a service is running, if not, start beeping ...
<10> [D]arkEngel: i've used \a for that in c programs i've written and it worked fine
<10> sure you're internal speaker is hooked up?
<10> oh, i'm sorry
<10> printf "\a"
<10> try that
<9> it works if I write that in console, not if the script is started by crond
<9> yes, it beeped if I write that script on console
<9> (i'm lagged)
<9> nope
<10> hrm..
<9> yes :)
<9> i need something like the beep that shutdown is generating ..
<9> that one for sure beeps internaly :)
<10> printf "\a" > <your sound device> ?
<10> :P
<10> no idea
<9> (+sluck): how about echo -e "\a" >>/dev/console
<9> //dev/console :)
<10> hah, there you go
<9> or not ... :) but I quit :)
<11> hi
<11> how to extract/open .deb file on debain ?
<12> Taimur^: man dpkg
<11> k
<13> n|ckmenza hello :)
<13> tell me a good reason?
<2> stop following me
<14> .
<13> tell me a good reasong why i got kicked?
<14> .o
<15> I have a strange problem, periodically I am not able to ping yahoo. I set up a ping every 5 seconds and it looks like for a good portion of the time it says host unknown and doesn't ping it, but periodically it works
<10> how can you manipulate printer options in firefox?
<15> does anyone have any idea what is going on, I e-mailed my isp and they blew me off. all other ip address seem to work fine
<10> quantum__: erm... maybe yahoo doesn't like all the traffic generated by random people they don't know pinging them
<10> so they set up some form of icmp throttling
<15> sinthetek, you need a clue upgrade obviously, it has nothing to do with the ping, it is the fact that the host cannot be resolved
<10> i wouldn't say 'obviously'. it's just obvious to you because you jumped to conclusions
<10> in actuality i need a eye/gl***es upgrade :P
<10> perhaps there was some form of dns cache poisoning attempted on it?
<16> otee



<16> ewps
<16> wrong chan
<16> guys, i heard fc5 final is out ?
<17> skipster: correct
<16> yay, bbl downloading ;>
<17> .o
<10> how can you manipulate printer options in firefox?
<10> like add a default printer to use or something
<18> sinthetek: add the kprinter executable to printer command and use kde's printer dialog to tune all settings
<18> That's much better than the cryptic standardcommand
<10> the lpr command?
<10> that usually works fine
<10> but USUALLY my printer shows up in the printer name drop-down
<10> now it just says 'postscript/default'
<10> i'm pretty sure it usually lists my printer anyway...
<10> gonna try the kdeprint thing though
<10> kprinter and the lpr command both seem to just be freezing my browser
<10> weird... the cups test page worked
<10> i bet it's this stupid hplip package/device
<10> i think i'm gonna try using the regular usb device... seemed to work fine on the other computer that way
<19> how can I prevent that FC4 starts in Graphical mode?
<19> I only want terminal
<4> anyone familiar with unreal 3.2
<4> !i feel like food!
<20> what kind of food
<4> choc coated licorich
<4> Chuck Norris invented water so he could walk on it
<4> i think its time for a nap
<17> When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris
<4> lol
<4> Chuck Norris sounds like a guy who eats his own booger
<17> The earth did not start spinning until Chuck Norris gave it a roundhouse kick.
<4> hehe danosite
<21> My favorite is "Chuck Norris doesn.t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is."
<4> Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas
<17> Beneath Chuck Norris's beard is another fist.
<22> hi :D
<22> just installed ubuntu on my pc :D
<22> it was fast :D
<22> at least faster than installing LFS :D
<21> hahah
<21> solving the worlds energy crisis is faster than installing LFS
<22> but i have one problem
<4> dont ask to ask. just ask
<22> cant set resolution bigger than 800x600
<22> i didnt ask to ask :D
<4> lol
<22> how can i set the resolution?
<22> :D
<17> Chuck Norris can get breakfast at McDonald's after 10:30.
<22> lol Chuck Norris jokes :D
<4> k0hk0hk0h
<4> A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are : 1) Heart disease 2)Cancer 3)Chuck Norris
<17> Chuck Norris doesn't need wings to fly. Gravity is afraid of him.
<4> hehe Chuck Norris can set resoulution up to 2500 x 4300
<22> lewal
<22> lewl
<22> and how di o change resolution to 1280x1024 ??
<22> do i*
<4> System, Preferences, Screen resolution if you're running gnome
<4> or edit your xorg.conf
<4> or if its the same as debian, dpkg-reconfigure xserver-xorg
<22> i already did this, the max resolution is 800x600 :(
<17> Chuck Norris p***ed a kidney stone once. You know it as the moon.
<23> hello, i try to tar *.tar.gz but i got errors
<23> anyone can help me pls ?
<17> errors?
<6> if you don't tell us the exact error messages you get, we can't tell you what's wrong, and it's also nice to know exactly what command you're typing
<23> tar: Child died with signal 11
<23> tar: Error exit delayed from previous errors
<23> with this i got this : tar -zxvf pure-ftpd-1.0.21.tar.gz
<17> what distro are you running?


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