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<0> hahahaha
<1> Redragon^: years and years of practice
<2> rofl
<2> ugg so much backing up to do here before i start wiping servers
<2> wish i had a stack of hard drives, i'd just pull the ones in the servers and store them hehe
<2> and replace with new drives, i'm always paranoid about loosing something i might need in 5 years LOL
<2> i still have backups from like 15 years ago
<2> crap i'll never ever touch again
<3> sorry my bro i copy it... and i paste it i didnt del your words
<2> you sure didn't :)
<2> so try
<3> [root@GreekShells ~]# netstat -pln|grep :25
<3> tcp 0 0 0.0.0.0:25 0.0.0.0:* LISTEN 3024/sendmail: acce
<2> okay your listening to the ip
<2> now try to telnet to it from the outside world see if it responds
<3> maybe i must change it to 10.0.0.4 becouse i have 4 computers on lan



<2> and did you get a bounce message back from your yahoo atempt
<3> 10.0.0.1 10.0.0.4 10.0.0.3 10.0.0.2 and i have ports open only at 10.0.0.4
<2> Sir_Dark you need to make sure port 25 is forwarded to 10.0.0.4 and not some other box
<2> then you need to check your hostname
<3> aham
<3> i did it
<2> then you need to make sure your mta is set to recieve email for the domain in question
<3> port 25 is forwarded to 10.0.0.4
<2> okay
<2> whats the hostname of the box?
<3> aham
<3> mta
<2> so whats the hostname of the box?
<2> !mta
<4> it has been said that mta is a mail transfer agent, in other words sendmail or any of its replacements (such as exim-tls, postfix-tls, qmail, ssmtp, zmail, etc)..
<3> sendmail
<2> so whats the hostname of the box?
<2> Sir_Dark i would like to solve this problem in this lifetime, whats the hostname of the box?
<3> LocalIP: 10.0.0.4 Hostlocal: greekshells.lan RealIP: 62.1.108.35 RealHost: greekshells.no-ip.com
<2> okay do you have anything in /etc/mail/local-host-names?
<3> # local-host-names - include all aliases for your machine here.
<3> greekshells.no-ip.com
<2> okay did you get a bounce message when you tried to send from yahoo?
<3> yes i think
<3> one minute
<2> well what did it say?
<3> after 4 hours send error message
<3> one minute
<3> Mail Delivery Subsystem May 29, 2006 + Returned mail: see transcript for details
<3> this is when i send mail to darkoulis@Hotmail.com from admin@greekshells.no-ip.com
<2> okay you tried to send from your machine to the outside world and it didn't work?
<3> yes
<3> i take this error
<3> Mail Delivery Subsystem May 29, 2006 + Returned mail: see transcript for details
<2> okay from that machine try to telnet to port 25 on some mail server
<2> i'm guessing your isp blocks outbound port 25
<2> trina if your not a spam bot you got a very short period of time to say so
<3> and after the reboot i send mail from darkoulis@hotmail.com to admin@greekshells.no-ip.com and i recieve it and some times i recieve sometimes i dont
<3> i call to the isp and say 25 port is not blocked
<2> did you try to telnet to port 25 somewhere in the real internet?
<3> MANNNNNN
<3> JSJJSJH HJSHHHA 10:28 pm + fsdfsdfdfs ( I TRY NOW TO SEND FROM YAHOO TO ADMIN@GREEKSHELLS.no-ip.com and i get it :) :)))))))
<3> i get mail from outside
<2> idiots
<5> late-term abortions are not always a bad idea.
<6> amen
<2> your so right
<0> hahaha.. indeed
<0> but it should be done at an early stage
<1> speaking of bill gates
<2> i know, its time to travel back in time and start mandatory abortion on some hehe
<3> i am from net cafe man i pay i didnt joke
<1> lol
<3> i want to help me i cannot get mails from outside ...
<3> ;~(
<1> someone showed me this link earlier, i thought it was kinda funny
<1> http://www.kimble.org/kimmovie/kimble_themovie.sw
<1> f
<5> I'd link you to one of my favourite cartoons, but ... well, it's pretty offensive :) and -definitely- NSFW



<1> http://www.kimble.org/kimmovie/kimble_themovie.swf (for the lazy people with link-clickable irc clients)
<5> includes the line "I'm sorry, Miss Chomsky, but we're going to have to abort the pregnancy" :P
<1> notice the laptop gates is using in the video, hehe
<1> or movie or whatever
<1> what do you call flash presentations?
<5> bad?
<1> hehe, besides that :P
<7> crap?
<1> what form of media would you consider them?
<2> time to send me that linky bron
<7> cross between movies and cartoons I suppose
<1> should i refer to them as movies or videos or... just presentations?
<7> sinthetek: depends on the content I suppose, iirc flash can contain actual video clips
<1> oh
<1> i usually avoid flash so i guess that's why i've never seen that. only pics & cartoons
<1> anyway, moot point
<1> i think imma go crash now
<1> g'night everyone
<1> have a great day (eventhough you didn't laugh at my uber-funny joke earlier :\)
<8> has anyone successfully installed 3D acceleration on a dell laptop?
<8> running centos 4.3
<9> Howdy
<9> am trying to install RH Fedora ... and it stops installing with a message: not enough disk space for /usr 1096 (even though I have 2GB allotted to it.) any ideas?
<7> Great_Auk: and does the manual say 2 GB is enough?
<7> I could easily imagine that installing everything would use significantly more space than that
<9> the manual says that 1GB is enough (a book)
<9> am installing mostly text, as I have an i810 chipset for video/etc.
<7> for all configurations? I doubt that, is the book current anyway?
<9> "Fedora for Dummies" 2004 (library book)
<7> so not current:)
<7> I would trust the installer and say 2 GB is probably not enough for whatever configuration has been chosen
<9> am NOT installing KDE or Gnome ... just the lowest GUI with X
<9> am trying the "automatic partitioning" ... again ...
<9> the X window system, and the XFCE are the only GUI I want on it (15 GB HD)
<10> ugh
<10> i really REALLY hate bind. it won't transfer from the master to the slave.
<10> worked for one domain due to a serial issue, but it's not even trying now.
<5> Neworder: so?
<11> so, ... echo "sux" > /dev/undernet
<10> hmm
<10> i'm lost. it's configured exactly the same as the other domain that does work,
<9> Any recomendations on a good LCD monitor? Have a HP L1520 LCD that doesn't like linux, it seems (i810 video chipset, too) :-(
<10> has nothing to do with the lcd..
<12> last time i had monitor troubles under linux it turned out the damn vga cable did something bad with the ddc signals so the x server only started at 640x480
<5> Great_Auk: pretty much anything cheap. if you don't play games, I'd recommend you get a PVA display.
<5> the contrast on them owns, and the colour reproduction is good.
<9> yep, this will only do "black screen" or "white screen" or "rainbow stripes" at times .. have to reboot
<5> you can just override the DDC data.
<9> thxs, as they are having some "fire sales" this weekend, locally: economy is poor.
<5> if you -really- need it.
<10> PVA display? *runs off to google*
<9> am not doing games .. although my grandchildren only want to play games
<5> awpti: PVA as opposed to TN+Film
<12> bronaugh yeah, but that stuff was booting from a pxe image, dont really know how to change stuff in it
<5> I like them personally. the response time basically bites.
<10> Oh.. haha. i dunno why i thought that was some new type on display device. der.
<5> tojoe: yeah, joy on that.
<9> ... a Sony s-PVA display gets good reviews
<13> Redragon^ now i am from local.. i couldnt connect to 143 port from outside i think that is the problem
<14> Evening all
<2> hiya longword
<9> hi longword
<5> Great_Auk: Samsung ones are the goodies.
<14> Samsung make some fine kit alright
<9> thxs .. Office Max & Office Depot are both having computer "sales" .... economy is tanking near here
<9> am on a Xerox 21 inch LCD (?) here ... for XP's games
<15> hi pplz
<12> hmm, i wonder if that one was that idiot again
<2> yup
<16> Redragon^ 10.0.0.2:143
<16> this i have in router
<12> and i wonder why he's talking about 143 now :p


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