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<ralfWORK_> I don't like partyidng
<ralfWORK_> I like having 1 or 2 people over and drinking someting good
<ralfWORK_> that's about it
<ralfWORK_> anything past that is only gonna happen once a year :P
<Urchlay> yah
<Urchlay> I actually went to a good halloween party
<Urchlay> the guy throwing the party is an EMT, he knows all the cops
<ralfWORK_> hahahah
<ralfWORK_> EXTREEM
<Urchlay> they never bust him... a cop showed up and had a shot of Jack, then left
<ralfWORK_> very nice
<ralfWORK_> gotta love friends like that
<Urchlay> half the girls there were nurses
<Urchlay> half of them were dressed in slutty nurse costumes
<ralfWORK_> now *that* sounds hot
<ralfWORK_> hahah no way
<ralfWORK_> that's too funny
<Urchlay> (was wondering if they ever woke up and put on the wrong uniform before they went to work...)
<ralfWORK_> heh. woke up the next day hungover
<ralfWORK_> and thought they were wearing the right outfit
<ralfWORK_> ;)
<Urchlay> heh, I even sort of had a costume... I was a zombie
<ralfWORK_> hah
<ralfWORK_> which means what, you didn't drink coffee that day? ;)
<Urchlay> (green crap and fake dried blood all over my face)
<ralfWORK_> oh oh ok
<Urchlay> apparently I was pretty convincing
<ralfWORK_> hahah
<Urchlay> one of the nurse chicks saw me staggering around and going "braaains!"
<Urchlay> she went "Oh my gawd, are you OK??"
<ralfWORK_> stabbed-with-a-silver-cross convincing?
<ralfWORK_> oh niiiiice
<ralfWORK_> "no baby, I need medical attention" ;)
<ralfWORK_> "now gimmie some brain"
<ralfWORK_> AHHAHAHAHAHAHA
<Urchlay> OK, food has arrived
<purplin> NO FOOD FOR YOU
<Urchlay> time to eat & p*** out I think
<Urchlay> ralf, you have the same phone numbers?
<ralfWORK_> yep same here
<ralfWORK_> yep
<ralfWORK_> uhm
<ralfWORK_> same cell number
<ralfWORK_> diff. home no.
<ralfWORK_> cell works best though
<Urchlay> ok, will give a call sometime
<ralfWORK_> sounds good
<Urchlay> adios
<ralfWORK_> later dude
<purplin> bleh
<ChiTaz> not to start a war ...but ... whats the best linux distro out there for the linux novice?
<BitlBee> fedora core ? mandriva ?
<BitlBee> debian ? :D
<ChiTaz> easy to install and run with a reasonable amount of security features
<BitlBee> fedora core if you ask me ..
<Redragon^> centos is good
<ChiTaz> I use fedora now but I'm trying to get ideas before I settle on fedora for the new server i'm building
<BitlBee> the fedora guys have enough experience in the domain I think ..
<Redragon^> if your building a server dont use fedora
<Redragon^> least not for a production server
<Redragon^> if your just playing thats different
<BitlBee> Redragon^ my serv is fedora ..
<BitlBee> but it's not a production serv ..
<ChiTaz> why is that redragon?
<BitlBee> local serv .. testing .. bla bla bla >:)
<BitlBee> boobling stuff
<Redragon^> fedora is to bleeding edge for a production box
<ChiTaz> I just make and house a handfull of small web sites
<BitlBee> Redragon^ you sure you dont want a cookie ? :P
<ChiTaz> Cooookie? :)
<BitlBee> too late :P
<ChiTaz> i'm not worried about brand names I'd just something easy to install, run that is reasonably secure
<BitlBee> well .. if Redragon^ recomends it ..
<ChiTaz> heh
<ChiTaz> enjoy and thanks for the input
<idontcare> bloody romulan script-kiddies just stole my channel
<idontcare> arggggggggg
<ChiTaz> go kick there butts out
<idontcare> i would if i knew i`d find them
<ChiTaz> heh ok
<ChiTaz> speaking of stupid scripts :)
<ChiTaz> i fit the slackware profile well :)
<idontcare> lol
<purplin> slackware, AHAHAHAHAAHAH
<idontcare> purplin: why u laughing?
<idontcare> u afraid of real linux?
<ChiTaz> it would be owned by someone else the day I put it up :)
<idontcare> lol
<idontcare> i`m on slackware and i`m a noob
<idontcare> and i`ve never been owned
<ChiTaz> the main purpose is for a web server
<idontcare> i use it on my lappy :)
<ChiTaz> mine came with windows
<ChiTaz> my craptop and me get along well
<purplin> it's just slackware....
<ChiTaz> hmmm
<ChiTaz> ok ... I still need a smoke bbiab
<idontcare> lol, mine came with windows too
<flush> mayday mayday
<idontcare> lol
<flush> i rebooted and now ifconfig doesnt see eth0 anymore
<flush> but on boot it says "brigning up eth0 interface ----------- OK "
<idontcare> type ifconfig eth0 up
<flush> [root@h4xb0x flush]# ifconfig eth0 up
<flush> eth0: unknown interface: No such device
<idontcare> lol
<flush> its not funny
<flush> 00:09.0 Ethernet controller: D-Link System Inc RTL8139 Ethernet (rev 10)
<idontcare> strange
<idontcare> d-link lol
<idontcare> is it wireless?
<flush> no
<flush> damn wtf is goin on
<idontcare> what distro u using?
<purplin> flush: /sys/networks or something like that?
<purplin> gah... I cannot remember where that's located....
<hexed> try that in rc.d
<hexed> .
<flush> ??
<danq> .
<hexed> what really happened? it disappeared after rebooting?
<danq> Sounds about right.
<flush> exactly
<hexed> got a gui? just asking so that your life will be more easier...lolz! if nothing happens after issuing ifconfig -i eth0 up try 2 reboot again check ur ethcard
<hexed> lolz
<flush> lawlzz
<jak2000> hi all, how setup a inernal pc (192.168.0.50) in the DMz Zone? (simulating connected directly to internet)?
<Born2Frag> hi ppl
<Born2Frag> someone can help me ?
<Patrick_> when i launch kde to get back to the command line i press ctrl+alt+fKEYS but its not working anymore
<Patrick_> anyone know why?>
<BlkPoohba> hey all
<BlkPoohba> can you run a mysql query from the linux commandline or do you have to log into mysql first?
<jak2000> both
<BlkPoohba> how do i run a query from the shell commandline?
<longword> The 'mysql' command line tool is what you're after
<jak2000> yes
<longword> In particular its --exec option
<BlkPoohba> ok.
<jak2000> or create a file .sql and type your query
<jak2000> and do: mysql < myfile.sql -uroot -p
<BlkPoohba> so if i wanted to get the name and dob from table females in db friends in mysql I would 'use friends;select names,dob from females order by names;'
<BlkPoohba> but right from the shell i would do 'mysql -p --exec select name,dob from friends.females order by name;' ?
<BlkPoohba> nah. taht didn't work
<BlkPoohba> ok. yes it did... but its --execute='query;' thanks
<longword> Quotes are fun
<HLNATA> hi. i need help installing damn small linux on my 486... i booted from the floopy since i cant with the hdd. but it cant see the cdrom when looking for the image or something...


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