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<0> the 2 longest versions are the ones David Lynch removed his name from (they're directed by "Alan Smithee")
<1> what you break znuff?
<2> nothin'
<2> didn't change anything
<1> so whats the prob?
<2> Pornesc httpd: [Tue Feb 28 04:31:44 2006] [warn] VirtualHost mail.radior.ro:0 overlaps with VirtualHost xn--as-landschaftsgrtner-pzb.de:0, the first has precedence, perhaps you need a NameVirtualHost directive
<3> the problem is: ipkungfu stop all intern traffic when it's enabled, including /etc/rc.d/rc.firewall
<2> I get this for all vhosts =/
<4> this one is 3 hour 10 min
<1> znuff you dont have name virtual hosts
<5> i need some help with shell scripting. is it possible to do a while [!(wget ...)] i keep getting an error on that line
<2> I do
<1> and that should be ro:80 not ro:0
<1> your missing your 8s
<2> it worked untill today!!!
<1> well something changed :)



<0> the 3:10 version might be the same as the 3:17
<1> 0 isn't a valid point
<1> err port
<0> disc 2 of the 3:10 starts with a recap of disk 1
<2> grep NameVirtualHost httpd.conf
<2> NameVirtualHost 85.25.16.69
<6> night all
<1> wait urch they were adding something else to it, farther down it says 2:57
<1> later scott
<2> and I've got Listen 80
<1> Znuff look at your <virtualhost mail.radior.ro line
<0> 2:57 is the officially-released entended edition
<0> which has issues (they cropped the intro and squished a few shots)
<2> Redragon, <VirtualHost www.radior.ro>
<0> unless that 2:57 version you're looking at is "full screen" instead of "wide screen"
<4> znuff your gonna have to paste the conf somewhere then for me to look at
<2> big conf
<1> hehe found it in pal
<2> with many hosts =/
<1> znuff can you put it up somewhere as a .txt for me to look at?
<2> just a sec
<7> unf
<7> how the christ can you tell what drives are attached to an array in linux?
<7> compaq smartarray
<0> ralf: hw or sw raid?
<0> oh, nm
<4> hw you gotta get their tool
<7> holy hell
<7> look who it is :)
<0> yeah
<7> Redragon^: I am running cpqarrayd
<0> LTNIRC
<7> but it's not doing anything other than sending traps to some host that's not runnig snmp
<7> the server is an hour away and has a dead drive
<7> I don't know which of these 4 SCSI drives work
<7> :P
<7> Urchlay: indeed
<0> the one with the red light?
<2> Redragon^, the strange thing it's that it worked fine untill today
<7> eh?
<0> (or the one without the red light?)
<2> and I didn't change absolutelly nothing in the httpd configs!
<7> the dead drive has a red light, yes :)
<1> znuff did you upgrade apache?
<2> nope
<2> my inbox doesn't say anything about upgrading apache today
<7> maybe it "upgraded" your MTA at the same time :D
<0> new, improved, 100% effective spam filtering
<1> well let me look at the conf :)
<0> (translation: no mail is delivered, therefore no spam is delivered)
<2> look at the conf...
<2> but maybe you want the includes too...
<1> umm where :)
<1> main conf and 1 include that contains a virtual host entry
<7> Urchlay: still working for ev?
<0> yeah
<8> ev?
<7> don't you believe in career advancement? ;)
<7> purplin: it's a secret.
<8> noooo!
<1> evilplace m$



<7> YES
<0> I hate looking for jobs a *lot*
<7> *nod*
<7> I've changed jobs
<1> i hate getting turned down after looking hard hehe
<7> I'm back to being net admin
<1> google wouldn't have me....
<0> yeah, you change jobs more than I could stand to
<7> oh wait, I believe my official title is "Network Engineer"
<7> but it's a Real Company for once
<7> hey, most of my job changes aren't my choice
<7> but the last 2 transitions have been
<2> httpd just doesn't want to play nice with me today =/
<7> "hey you wanna make some more money?"
<1> i'm forever stuck where i'm at till i win the lottery i think
<7> me: "uhm. yea!"
<7> I've been at this place 3 weeks
<7> and it looks like I left the old place at the right time
<7> :p
<1> i've been at the same place like 6+ years now
<0> well, it's a talent you have
<2> Redragon, linge-ma.ws/radior.ro.conf
<0> (and apparently I don't... witness the working-in-Joe's-basement phase of my LGS career...)
<8> heh... I solve those problems by being unemployed for long periods of time :P
<7> *shrug*
<0> purplin: I can't do that either... becoming homeless is not a career goal for me :)
<2> What's wrong with it, Doc?
<1> znuff rename it to .txt pls
<2> Redragon, linge-ma.ws/radior.txt
<7> if it makes you feel better, I have a feeling tmbg is about to follow in the tradition of working in the bosses basement :P
<0> no, it really doesn't make me feel better
<8> you could totaly pull of "crazy homeless guy" Urchlay
<1> what about main conf? and properly you should have :80 on those
<1> oh wait
<1> you so bad
<1> i'm suprised it worked to this point
<2> erm?
<1> you've got all your virtualhost directives wrong
<2> not again!
<1> it is <virtualhost IP> not <virtualhost NAME>
<7> so I've been tasked with figuring out the Nortel Meridian phone switch at work
<2> don't tell me to use ip instead of name
<2> aaaaaaaaaaaaargh
<0> "crazy homeless guy" generally ends up in a state-run institution and getting electroshock until he drools
<7> (somehow that falls under the umbrella of "network engineer" :P)
<1> name used to work cause of a hack in apache but it hasn't been supported since like .18 hehe
<8> you.... don't like electroshock?
<2> httpd-2.0.54-10.3
<2> @#$!#%$!#$!!@#$!@#$
<1> there are easier ways to make a man drool
<0> not a big fan
<0> my ex-gf got her brain fried that way
<0> she drools and mumbles a little, that's about all
<1> hair dryer in the tub doesn't count as electro shock therapy though
<7> I remember thinking that linux commands were cryptic
<2> Redragon, so, why did it work untill now ?
<0> hair dryer in the tub doesn't even really count as a suicide attempt... it's pretty weak
<7> but I was so wrong
<1> znuff honestly i dont have a clue but it shouldn't have hehe
<7> stupid Meridian load commands are 10x more cryptic :P
<0> ralf: try to program a card-swipe machine sometime
<2> this setup has worked for over a year =/
<7> Urchlay: ohhh I bet this might be about the same
<0> it's like ***embly language with one-letter mnemonics, only it makes less sense than ***embly
<7> well, I get 2 or 3 letters
<7> and limited online help
<7> so it's not *total* hell
<7> but the online help is next to worthless
<7> and the entire vocabulary is alien as hell
<0> all the help I had was a photocopied book and a guy whose answer to my every question was "buy our software"


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