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<0> lin-cho-hin: Anything keeping you from asking?
<1> i want to implement ipvsadm
<1> i am getting request from client
<2> saying virii does't make you an idiot, just misinformed
<1> but request are going in Inactive connection
<1> request are not going in Active connection
<1> i searched alot
<1> but i am doing mistake
<1> i know that
<1> i know my problem is regarding with routing b/w realsevers for lvs
<1> but failed to do that
<2> besides, idiots say lots of things. that doesn't necessarily invalidate everything they've said though
<2> as my ex-best friend's family was so fond of saying: even a broken clock is right twice a day
<2> :D
<0> Even if it's a digital clock?



<2> depends on how broken it is i guess... :P
<2> and/or how you interpret the lack of numbers (ie you could interpret nothing as '00:00:00'
<2> in which case i guess it would only be right once a day...
<2> but still
<2> s/'/')
<0> Up to the point where it doesn't even display time anymore?
<2> see previous statement about interpretation of 'nothing'
<0> You'd think that 'nothing' resembles exactly that
<2> nothing is a lack of value/substance, typically represented by 0, NULL or NIL
<2> so... yeah, i pretty much would
<2> :P
<0> Not exactly 00:00:00 then :P
<2> multiple nothings don't equate to something
<2> a blank digital clock had no hours, no minutes and no seconds
<2> s/had/has
<2> so it can be represented in the same format that would be used any other day in which no hours, minutes or seconds has p***ed
<2> or something
<0> What were you on again? :P
<2> a broken digital clock is still twice as bad and half as good as a broken analog one though, hehe
<2> hah
<2> i wish i was on something
<2> sobriety is the ****
<2> i still stand by my statement though
<2> you can represent nothing as 0, 00000, , or 0.000. still has the same meaning
<2> therefore, blank clock indicates 0 time has p***ed on a new day
<2> which is accurate at least once a day :D
<0> No, that's the whole point, it doesn't indicate anything at all
<2> exactly
<2> it indicates nothing
<2> like i said
<2> :P
<0> And you equate nothing to 12am
<2> nope
<2> at 12 am, a tiny sliver of time has elapsed since 11:59pm
<2> i'm talking about between 12am & 11:59pm
<0> Tiny? how about 60 seconds?
<2> nooo
<2> way smaller
<0> Between 12am and 11:59pm there's 23 hours and 59 minutes :P
<2> the point at which no time has elapsed in the new day
<2> but the old one is already p***ed
<2> err
<2> lol
<2> reverse that :P
<2> but yeah, i was just being adversarial with that last statement, hehe
<2> yes, i mean 12:00am, if you want to refer to it in 12hr time
<0> Which could also be 24:00h, which is also a whole lot more than nothing
<2> it is still commonplace, and arguably more accurate, to refer to it with 24hr time 0's, and therefore nothing
<0> 00:00 is not the same as nothing
<2> i've rarely, if ever, seen it repersented by 24
<0> Depends on whether you mean the beginning or end of the day
<2> regardless of what you're talking about
<0> Tuesday 24:00 == Wednesdays 00:00
<2> clocks are tool to measure the elapsation of time
<2> at a point in time
<2> every day
<2> no time has elapsed yet
<2> at that point, 00:00:00:00:00:etc == nothing
<0> Ok, 00:00 is midnight + nothing
<0> But a broken digital clock, doesn't display anything at all



<0> You have no indication of how much time has p***ed since 00:00
<2> midnight is a term referring to the night/day, which is traditionally represented by 12am or 00:00 or whatever... but technically wouldn't midnight be the apex of nightfall? the point at which your point on the earth's rotation just begins to turn back towards the sun?
<2> right, it doesn't display anything
<2> not anything == nothing
<2> nothing == 0
<2> :P
<2> there is no inidcationof how much time has elapsed since 00:00
<2> but that is ok, because every day there is a point at which NO time has elapsed
<2> no time == 0 time == 0 == ' '
<0> By that definition, everything would be a broken clock that's giving the right time once a day.
<0> They all display nothing
<2> but they're not clocks!
<2> lol
<0> Ah!
<0> And what makes a clock a clock?
<0> Clocks, display.... ?
<2> not just display, but measure
<0> sinthetek: Ok, and what if a digital clock's silicon default to 12pm?
<2> lol
<2> then it will still be right once a day!
<0> By displaying nothing? Which you just said of that it equals to 00:00?
<2> i misunderstood the scenario/question
<2> what do you mean the clock's sillicon defaults to 12pm?
<0> As soon as you'd power it on, and it displays its default, which could be wrong, it wouldn't ever display the right time
<2> oooh
<2> well in that case... if it powers on, it must not be broken anymore :P
<0> When it's off/broken, it doesn't display _anything_. And with anything, I don't mean the time past the zero hour :P
<2> thereofre it's exempt from analogy
<2> mwahaha
<2> "doesn't display anything" imples it displays nothing
<2> it's just a different way of wording it
<2> and i don't mean time past 0 hour either
<3> 'morn
<2> i mean *at* 0 hour before any time has elapsed
<2> no time elapses, none is measured
<2> none is measured, nothing is displayed
<0> But analog clocks do
<2> nothing can be displayed in a multitude of ways, including blank and 0
<2> analog clocks do what?
<0> Display _something_
<2> s/elapses/has elapsed
<0> And those are neither 0 or <blank>
<2> oh, yeah
<2> analog clocks are mostly 12 hrs clocks too
<2> and therefore when they're broken, they are right twice a day instead of once
<2> since a 12 hour clock repeats itself twice a day
<3> put it in orbit...it can always be corrrect
<2> of course... there is also the problem of *how* broken it is
<2> depending on time skew, it could be right 10000 times a day or once a year
<2> but i'm pretty sure that the saying refers to a clock that is broken to the point of no measurement at all
<2> s/measurement/measuring of time
<2> it just displays an inaccurate one...
<2> that is accurate 99% of the time
<2> but is still right twice a day
<2> thank you, thank you very much
<3> excepting daylight savings
<0> Um, Waaaaay less than 99% :P
<2> you can't argue with ME about time, i just watch 3 episodes of dr. who!
<2> Coma
<2> hush
<2> :P
<2> i win! admit it
<2> oh
<2> i said accurate
<0> Um, you can't win
<2> i meant inaccurate
<2> and i didn't literally mean 99%
<0> 1) Coma's always right
<2> hah!
<0> 2) Even when proven wrong, see 1.
<2> 3) until he leaves the room, then point and laugh at him behind his back


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