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<0> SpamapS: SELECT * FROM foo WHERE member != x?
<1> bbzzztttt
<1> | project1 | member 1|
<0> Then you explained it wrong.
<1> |project 1| member x|
<0> Ah. Okay.
<1> I'll get project1 .. even though it has member x in it.
<1> I think I have to self join
<0> Yes, you will
<1> subselect would make it easy
<2> mysql has those.
<2> since like 4.1 anyhow.
<1> I think.
<0> People still use MySQL?
<2> sure.
<2> it's a pretty neat filesystem interface.



<3> can somebody plzzzzz help me ? i want to add some programs to my server's startup :S
<2> we're not helping you with psybnc.
<2> it's that simple.
<3> not psybnc
<3> anything
<3> just anything
<3> vncserver
<1> select project from (select project,member from teams group by member,project limit 100) x where member != 4;
<3> i want to run vncserver on every boot
<3> i dont use psybncz
<1> yeah that works
<3> SpamapS are you talking to me ?
<1> no sorry MrJulien
<3> np
<4> Howdy
<2> someone say jesus?
<3> help me
<3> :P
<5> oh mah jeebus!
<1> aymen
<5> hymen?
<1> that too
<1> sicko
<1> ;)
<2> heh
<5> haha
<2> let's all get hymen
<5> so, i found out i'm gonna be a father today. that's crazycrap right there.
<1> NICE
<5> litte awpti running around.
<5> or awptette
<2> fun.
<5> whatever/
<1> got your shovel ready? stick it in the pile of extra money you had.. and start throwing it right in the fireplace
<1> so you'll be used to it by the time the little squirt is born. ;)
<5> hahaha
<2> yeah, after that you'll have to burn wood.
<1> <--- father of a 3 year old. ;)
<2> or children.
<4> awpti .. does the mother know about it yet? :-)
<1> they don't know who the mother is yet
<5> yeah, she knows i'm pregnant.
<2> man do I love sites with fat pipes..
<2> downloading right now at 650k/sec.
<5> I just gave birth to a big cloud of gas right before i left work. i bet everyone at the office is still outside right now.
<5> 650k? thats slow.
<2> awpti: x4
<5> i download from UNS @ 1Mbyte/sec average
<5> i wish i had more bandwidth.
<2> yeah. I'm downloading 4 files, each at 650k/sec from LLNL
<5> limelight network?
<2> no. http. from Lawrence Livermore.
<5> ah
<4> am trying to put an OpenBSD OS on an older computer. and want to put a swap on the 2nd HD, but it seems that disklabel doesn't like that idea
<0> Yes. A great one.
<0> Try #open sd
<2> it's funny.
<6> swap on a second hard drive?
<2> I think we may be figuring out how to upgrade the RAID array here soon.
<6> That seems kind of counter productive



<2> 1.3T is not going to cut it in about a year, at the rate we're going.
<2> ok, 5 files at average of 650k/sec aech.
<2> not bad.
<7> i have my computer connecting to my router via wifi but i cant get outside of the router
<7> i think it may be because i dns may not be working
<7> how do i get dns working
<7> ?
<8> LadyByte 255-248
<9> 7
<8> LadyByte 16+7
<9> 23
<10> goodnight
<4> Has anyone experience with OpenBSD?
<11> Why would you ask here?
<4> just got it installed from a mirror..
<4> but on a reboot: "Using drive 0, Partition 3 No O/S" :-(
<4> any ideas?
<4> am not getting responses from any *BSD channels
<12> I hate power outages :(
<5> i like them. especially when they make you go away :p
<12> if only i had tear ducts . . .
<5> Hmm
<13> is anyone else having usb funkkkkky crap withhhhhh kernel 2.6.17? saw it uuuupgraded 2 days ago.. first reboot it does thiiis to me
<11> i'm bored.
<11> i need a project.
<5> make me rich. that's a project, ****er.
<14> how about a blackeye project
<5> oops, forgot what chan i was in :p
<14> awpti: manners manners!!!!
<5> Sorry!
<5> danq, i powerbombed our PBX box today.
<5> it were not perdy.
<11> i r have to install some Intertel POS
<11> er, PBX
<5> haha
<5> Asterick for the win.
<11> actually
<11> this new project involves *
<5> nice.
<5> will you touch my kiester?
<11> Nosir.
<5> Damn :(
<14> any idea what job does linux asterisk do?
<11> ...
<15> Asterisk is a PBX.
<15> Telephone router, basically.
<14> ooh..it is realted to voip?
<15> www.asterisk.org, very handy if you have a VoIP phone (or a FXO card)
<15> You can use it for voip, or you can use it for POTS, but it requires a Digium card with FXO modules or equivalent.
<15> I use it with my ATA and voip service.
<14> loonacy: how much the card cost?
<15> I think you can find them on Ebay for pretty cheap...
<14> idea on standard cost?
<15> New from Digium you can get a card with a green and red adapter for $241.
<14> interesting, how many ports does it support?
<15> http://www.digium.com/en/wheretobuy/digiumdirect/productview.php?category_id=17&product_code=RTDM11B
<15> That's for 2 ports, one in from your POTS and one out to your phone.
<14> and my phone can be connected to my pc?
<15> The card has four ports, but you need a module for the port to be active.
<15> Yeah, you can even go from your computer to the wall if you're wired right.
<15> A friend of mine runs a call center that uses VoIP, and he wired his house so it comes from Qwest straight to his computer, then from there to the wall.
<15> You can't plug an FXS (green) module anywhere that has a charge, though... it'll fry.
<15> It's for going to a phone only.
<14> the one you post goes directly to the analog phone.
<15> The one i posted has two modules, a red and a green.
<14> or it can be conneced trough lan?
<15> If you have voip, yeah.
<15> Or you can come in through POTS to the digium card, red module, and then go out through voip to an ATA.
<14> yeah i saw the red and green modules
<14> is that a user friendly installation?
<15> I haven't personally installed a digium card, I use pure voip... And I also had some expert help so i installed from source.
<15> But I think if you google for asterisk@home it comes with a web interface.
<15> If i remember right it even has a live CD linux distro that has an Asterisk set up in place.


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