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<0> "but i had to tell somebody on IRC what cool job i got"
<1> Actually nobody needs people like you here :-)
<2> hello, folks. i have a problem with mozilla. i had many p***words stored there and one day i turn on the computer and all the p***words in the p***word manager were gone. do you if there is a problem with mozilla? can someone help me?
<3> sup wensu
<4> nada, just hanging mate, and u?
<0> wensu, you know this Tincan? he just tells the entire channel what a hero he is :)
<3> you're a big poo by the way, ask to come back. quitting because of inconsistent banmaks was childish
<4> its 11.29pm and i've just done quite a few hours of work ... on a saturday night too
<3> (oh, I have a fan lol)
<3> yeah, i know the feeling, had to rewrite the billing system for work, stayed back until 10 on a friday :(
<4> Tincan: dude, off topic for this channel, but it's was not only that ...
<1> Why do I sense that this guy is like 15 or 16 ?
<3> Znuff, which guy? ValeFiona?
<5> hmm
<1> Tincan: yup
<1> 'lo tojoe



<3> *shrug* dont care
<0> tojoe, do you like Znuff or do you think you could just ban him?
<4> ValeFiona: i'm too old, too fat, too ugly to worry about what my mate Tincan says :) he's a kiwi, i can call him names too! :))
<0> wensu, oh that explains a lot :D
<3> kiwi?! KIWI?!!! i'll get you for that :)
<0> getting personal with my gender and age and 2 lines before talking about "i have the biggest penis on undernet"
<1> uh, that's even worst
<4> ValeFiona: asl? <EG>
<0> Znuff, "bad, worse, the worst"
<0> wensu, old enough, maybe later, right here :-p
<3> ValeFiona, ok, well, since i'm just tooting my horn, according to you, i'm curious. Who are you, and what are your skills?
<4> ValeFiona: http://users.bigpond.com/wensu/ircop.jpg <--- have a look!
<0> Tincan, i am a linux user who enjoys to help people with their linux problems.
<3> hahaha
<0> wensu, cant. bigpond.com is blocked here
<3> yes, bigpond.com is a security risk lol
<4> well you're missing out on a cute man, waiting ... got webcam too!
<0> wensu, i am not your type, i think. having cool friends like Tincan you might want to hit on dreamd or Gaia
<0> they hang out on oper channels at least
<4> ahh dreamy, shes cute :>
<3> ValeFiona, in other words, your world is right here. I smell an escapist.
<4> Gaia, i think she'll backhand me!
<0> Tincan, you are too convinced about yourself to see anything
<3> lol
<3> ValeFiona, I am not a mirror :)
<5> i start to get annoyed by that picking on each other
<0> tojoe, it all started when he tried to tell me that iptables is not used for internet sharing cause routing is done differently
<1> the kid asked about routing with iptables
<4> yeah, ****s.
<1> don't change the question
<0> the kid asked for help to get his internet sharing working
<1> he didn't mention internet sharing
<0> Znuff, and you should really stop trying to **** up to all kinds of people who appear half way powerfull on IRC
<1> You're doing that.
<5> and what? instead of traing to help you start to insist on your own points of view and start filling the channel with crap?
<0> tojoe, the place is full with crap cause Tincan likes to talk about his ego and Znuff loves it to **** up to such people
<4> surely /ignore and /silence still works people, if you don't want to listen to each other!
<3> but wensu, where's the fun in that? lol
<6> BOO !
<6> LadyByte shoot Znuff
<1> !mdk BitlBee
<3> Here's the situation in a nutshell. Guy comes in wanting help to get the internet working on his LAN. Znuff does a good job and covers the basics; iptables NATing, and ip_forward. All is well until ValeFiona basically said "routing is done with iptables" ... I chimed in and backed Znuff up, and explained how and why that is not the case... She got defensive, as if I attacked her personally, and begun doing it back.
<3> I figured, "hey, this could be fun" and played along (yeah, I shouldn't have, I know).
<0> tojoe, as you can see its about Tincan's ago. he cant let go.
<3> Oh, and she asked "who are you", so I answered, and apparently now I have a big ago. Though I think she meant ego.
<7> Hello, I am trying to tune a semi-heavy loaded webserver, it is a download server (hosting the archive of our weekly TV shows from a local tv station). What I thought would be helpful is to limit the number of connections per ip on port 80, however the -m iplimit of the iptables seems to be an unknown thing for my machine (centos 2.6.9-22.0.2.EL).. any ideas?
<1> grame_: have a look at mod_bandwidth too
<7> Znuff: I loaded that module, but it never worked, that's why I am going after iptables
<8> gram: Needs the 'connlimit' kernel patch I'm afraid
<1> oh, hello longword
<8> gram: Something I'd kill to see in the standard build myself
<2> hello, folks. i have a problem with mozilla. i had many p***words stored there and one day i turn on the computer and all the p***words in the p***word manager were gone. do you know if there is a problem with mozilla? any clues?
<7> longword: is there any documentation out there (fairly easy to follow by a non-professional person) showing how to add that patch?
<1> longword: remember that issue I had with 2 isp connection working in the same time ?
<8> gram: Look on iptables.org
<9> morning longword



<8> 'lo them
<8> Bur: Not that I'm aware of
<8> Bur: Are you sure you're using the same profile?
<8> Bur: Might you have accidentally used the clear-private-data option?
<8> Znu: Vaguely
<8> Znu: Redragon^'s doing the same now with ISDN and a satellite ISP
<1> longword: anyway, I upgraded to a 2.6 kernel and it "just-worked"
<1> yeah, he told me last night
<8> I see.
<8> Bur: Outside possibility you had filesystem corruption that may have damaged the p***word store
<1> hmm, anyone knows why pure-ftp virtual users wouldn't be able to log in ?
<10> anyone being at the fosdem at the moment ? :)
<2> i have a problem with mozilla. i had many p***words stored there and one day i turn on the computer and all the p***words in the p***word manager were gone. do you know if there is a problem with mozilla? any clues?
<1> dan pure-ftp!
<11> hello everyones :)
<12> where can i find a romanian keymap file for the vim editor?
<8> Editors don't have keymaps
<8> Systems have keymaps
<8> Try running system-config-keyboard
<12> then what does the keymap directory in the vim directory contain?
<12> if not keymap files?
<8> bindings I should imagine
<8> i.e. what command keys perform what editor function
<8> But I have to admit I don't really know
<12> ok...then where can i find such a file, that specifies bindings to specifically romanian letters?
<8> I'd try google
<12> been there
<8> #linux.ro?
<13> how I make a .txt file on linux command prompt
<6> touch file.txt
<13> thanks
<0> SpamapS, are you there? *poking gently*
<8> What has spamaps done now?
<5> longword you're running quagga at work, not?
<9> *yawn*
<8> tojoe: Slightly.
<8> tojoe: To a lesser extent that before but we still have some border and core routers using it for BGP and OSPF
<9> now you done it :)
<5> ah, how much ram do those systems have?
<8> 256 or 512MB
<8> The core routers don't actually need more than 64MB, they have no big demands on RAM
<5> hmm
<8> The border I have with a full 180,000 routes could probably get away with 256MB, but it's running with 512MB
<8> bgpd is using 95MBytes, zebra 45MBytes
<5> thanks, thats what i wanted to know
<1> 180.000 routes?!?
<8> That's what a global routing table is these days
<5> soon there'll be one more (hopefully) :p
<1> so, you work for the world internet ?
<0> longword, i wanted to ask SpamapS something but my mail was bounced by his system
<0> he is the resident spam analysis geek, right?
<8> He filtered you out?
<8> Spam has done a good deal of mail stuff, but I don't know if he's a spam analysis expert as such
<8> Znu: Shuffle packets around the world, yes
<14> Hm.
<0> is there one spam forensics expert with us?
<9> longword, so hmm how long does it take for the system to pick the right route in terms of ms?
<15> i've burned an ubuntu image to my cd and i set the boot to run from cd , but it doesn't , is there something else i need to config. ?
<0> xnix, did you burn the ISO image via the option "burn image to CD"?
<0> xnix, if you just burn a data cd with the file on it, then it wont be able to boot
<14> themaxxz: It's O(m), where m is the number of prefixes.
<14> themaxxz: So it's not _that_ much slower on a system with 10 routes, than on one with 180k.
<14> themaxxz: Since the maximum number of prefixes is 32.
<9> i see
<14> And. The .ro space has: 6170 network entries using 623170 bytes of memory
<8> them: I can't answer that
<8> them: It's not a simple number, it all depends.
<8> them: And there's a chunk of caching going on
<9> I guess it's not just trying to match them all one by one or something
<8> Oh god no!
<8> And the system is /aware/ of a huge number of routes - those 180,000 just represent the _best_ route to each netblock
<14> themaxxz: It works its way down prefixes, from /32 to /0. On each prefix, it has a hash tables for networks.
<14> themaxxz: Finds out the network address for a route with that prefix lenght and it looks it up.
<14> themaxxz: So, yeah, it's O(m*n), where n is the number of hash collisions.


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