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<0> Revenger: here ?
<1> guess not
<0> yeah..
<0> How's Fiona doing since she's back up ? (Thanks to Redragon^)
<1> cant say, not really paying attention that much
<0> i see
<2> any toyed with bsd 6.0 yet?
<3> fishhead: good, it's about time.
<4> good?
<3> i don't see why not...
<5> Anyone got any tips as to why mysql may not be parsing my.cnf completely?
<3> danq: does it specifically say it's not parsing it completely?
<5> Nope.
<3> i've had issues with various set-variable statements in wrong places not being interpreted or breaking the whole config
<5> Know what it was, though



<5> I was expecting the options to show up in a process list
<5> which was.. kinda dumb I guess
<4> danq = rend ?
<5> No?
<4> not the same one I know then, sorry to bug you
<5> No worries.
<3> people here have cool hostnames, they must know stuff.
<6> <--nose nothing
<3> you don't have a cool hostname
<7> touche
<6> hence eye nose nothing
<3> but you sure speak funny
<8> how much memory does linux need (the kernel)? how much memory does it take to run?
<6> Eye think funny two
<8> a teacher asked me that in school, so i was wondering.
<6> dependss on the kernel and how many driver were comiled in.
<8> thanks
<6> compiled even
<9> night all chat tomorrow
<10> Howdy
<11> hi
<12> Evening D
<13> howdy.
<13> so, if they're underage but not naked, is ita felonytobroadast them on a webcam?
<12> D: Depends on how underage and who the judge is
<12> D: And whether it's the judge's daughter
<13> the picture is fuzzy anyway
<12> So you can't tell if it's the judge's daughter?
<13> at present its hard to tell its ANYONES daughter
<12> But you're fairly sure it's not Cthulu?
<14> who ?
<12> D, you **** as a camera man
<12> Not to mention director.
<15> longword, forgive me for having to rub it in, but ive been saying that for years
<7> D-side is shooting porn?
<15> where the hell did he go to cinematography school anyway?
<13> longword: i have so little to work with at present.
<13> longword: weekends? holy christ.
<13> if it WAS porn i'd be given the death penalty
<13> and i'd go to the gas chamber smiling
<7> heh
<7> gah damnit.... ten to one these drivers want the fecking printer plugged into the local machine
<13> longword: i need to tripod mount this cam, but then its... conspicuous
<15> tripod? is that some german fetish ***ual position ive never heard of?
<12> Did you even get snapshots?
<13> longword: truth be told, you saw her best side.
<13> i'll get some dopey ones of outcat, since i wont tell her the cam is on
<16> Feel muh garlic powah!
<17> RFC 666: The British Postal System
<18> funny
<18> anyone played with shoutcast/icecast streaming?
<19> mule: Heh.
<7> yes, but it's probably advanced beyond my understanding now
<18> when? :)
<7> two years ago?
<18> oh, antique



<17> it's ok, he is using debian
<19> Multiple hits from the same IP, it just changes its HELO banner.
<7> whoooo.... work is still cheaper than office depot
<19> s/banner/string
<7> hikari: that sounds like an exploit bot
<18> any experience with transcoding?
<19> purplin: Yeah.
<19> I just got bored of watching it and added it to the deny list.
<19> So it gets rejected out of hand.
<7> damn.... no hp-58's at target
<18> uh, who wants spam?
<19> Hmm.
<18> AirEmail
<18> I'm sick of getting spam @linge-ma.ws
<18> the domain expires this month... hooray
<18> I'm not going to renew it
<19> Someone is really having a go at my MTA.
<18> waiting for an e-mail ****s
<18> damn nextiq.com!
<19> Waiting for it when the MTA at a place sending you mail doesn't honour "temporary reject properly" is even more annoying.
<7> go for it, it might be stable for half an hour
<19> Oh in that case you can just sit and suffer.
<7> :)
<20> i had the ebay phishers hammering me last night for a few hours
<7> HA HA HA HA.... office depot and fry's differ on the price of this cartridge by 11 cents
<19> So much.
<7> once I have it, it's free refills though :)
<21> how's that purplin?
<7> I work at a place that refills printer cartridges, and I get free refills
<22> really where?
<7> island inkjet. and that may not be applicable to all locations since they're franchises
<23> got a question, to redirect mail from a person to thin air what would I enter into the aliases file?
<24> Nothing.
<21> i know
<21> > /dev/null
<23> thanks
<25> hello all!
<25> is there a one liner command in linux to check if inside the text file has a repeatition of word in the other lines?
<26> Rule "all all tcp - ftp-data 8" added.
<26> Processing /etc/shorewall/ecn...
<26> Activating Rules...
<25> example: myword appears in first line of my txt.file i wanted to check if myword still appears in other lines of txt.file
<26> Connection reset by peer ...
<26> how is it possible for morons to write pptpt configurations that completly isolete the server and not even i can access it so i can remove that stupidity ?
<19> MARTIAN: Quite easily.
<19> This is why Cisco routers have "reload in ..." so we don't lock ourselves out ;)
<26> i just smoker 2 cigarettes
<26> i'm going crazy
<19> That's nice.
<26> i just locked myself out
<26> and all i did was copy paste
<19> Yeah well, we've all been there.
<26> damn
<19> This is why I have a networked PDU on my servers.
<26> hey
<26> and you know what the funny part is ?
<26> pptpd doesn't even work
<26> 1723 is also set to deny
<26> lol
<26> and the best part is that reboot is not an option
<26> someone like km would be good right now :)
<27> sh: ./setup: not foung \ why i cant run executable files ?
<28> try sh setup
<28> not sh ./setup
<28> and if your doing ./setup its because the script doesn't have the bang link #!/bin/bash as the first line
<7> bleh
<27> :)
<7> so how's it going red?
<27> ty
<28> its going really really badly today


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