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<0> yeah, whatever
<0> hay, anyone know how you enable repeating with an Winfast TV2000 Expert tuner in lirc? :) thanks
<0> i mean button repeating; it currently works only with vol and chan, might be a hardware limitation
<1> hey fellows.
<1> Can firestarter filter tcp/udp ports from Mail-Server, can I deny access to specific host from communicating with mail-server?
<2> how do i copy using shell a folder to another folder?
<3> cp
<2> and there is a way to copy only what has changed ?
<4> Angelina^^: rsync
<1> Clone, do you use firestarter?
<4> damndolla: no.
<1> iptables I guess ..
<4> firestarter probably is a frontend to iptables.
<4> never had the need to use such a tool.
<1> lucky you.
<4> luck has nothing to do with it ;)



<1> what's it got to do with then ?
<4> I used to write my own little iptables script, and then I switched to openbsd for a firewall.
<1> alright. great
<5> who knows how to configure a vhost on redhat 9 ? I configured, but i have two vhosts, and when i give /dns ip appear one domain, and i wanna switch to appear the second domain, any help ?
<6> anyone? i get this huge error in /var/log/messages and often my network dies. i have a ping but my downloads stop, gaim too, etc. can someone help?
<7> !paste
<8> More than 3 lines? Paste your stuff at http://paste.getlinuxhelp.org/ and then tell us the url it gives you.
<7> what error
<7> guess no error
<6> got disconnected again. anyone that can help me please?
<6> themaxxz, do you have a couple of minutes?
<7> !paste
<8> More than 3 lines? Paste your stuff at http://paste.getlinuxhelp.org/ and then tell us the url it gives you.
<7> what error
<9> hm
<7> ack .. we lost a planet .. a whole planet!
<3> we didn't lose it, we destroyed it
<3> it's still there, it's just not a planet anymore
<10> Actually, we decided to pretend it doesn't exist anymore.
<10> and if we pretend hard enough, itactually doesn't exist.
<10> on a technicality, since mercy is smaller then pluto.. mercury isn't a planet either, right?
<11> longword: ANY news as to When ur mate, is gonna do as he said pls?
<12> pluto ****ed anyway.
<11> It's a Planet!
<12> nope.
<11> is so
<12> scientific minds disagree.
<3> it's a dwarf planet
<11> well around 100,000 books tend to disagree
<11> :)
<12> Gaia^: ah, so then by that logic the earth is flat
<3> yeah, I was just talking in another channel about the cost of reprinting hundreds of thousands of documents, textbooks, etc., due to this change
<12> as there were many works stating so before
<3> printers will love it
<11> D-side well of course it is, ive driven off the edge many times
<11> havent u?
<12> i dont give a single god damn about pluto or anything else. i'm just happy i'm being discharged from the hospital
<11> WTF???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
<11> TELL
<12> only if you promise to use real words and human punctuation.
<7> oh nooo
<7> D-side, so did you go see miami vice yet? :)
<11> no fair :(
<11> oh ok :P
<12> i had a 103F fever for a few days and ended up having a heart attack due to it.
<11> D-side what is wrong with you please?
<11> sh|t!
<12> today's a week to the day thati've been in this god damn hospital
<11> you ok?
<12> now i am, that i'm getting the hell out of here
<11> or, are you Going to be ok?
<10> Holy ****, D.
<7> what, they finally found whats wrong with you?
<12> i've had more blood taken out of me then was ever all in me at one time
<12> i've had 5 IVs stuck in my arms. i look like a H addict
<11> D-side told ya buffy the vampyre slayer was a good series :)
<13> damn dood
<11> [JOKE]
<12> i had a cardiac catheterization where they first shaved my junk and then cut my femoral artery
<11> D-side are you GOING to be ok?



<12> on the plus side an african doctor inspected the cath wound by opening up my pants and nodding approvingly
<12> and that did wonders for my ego
<13> oh gawd
<12> there wasnt much heart damage.
<12> i'll be fine.
<11> D-side! u get Worse, IF possible!
<13> and here i was going to say "junk = ***" right? :)
<12> so now its diet and exercise
<12> well bret you never were very smart. :D
<13> lol
<12> i'm only only because the hospital IT admin ****s at MS ISA
<12> and i worked around it. :D
<7> haha
<13> bahahah
<11> F
<12> a nurse supervisor came in and asked how it is i'm online. i closed the laptop lid and said "i'm not online, you never saw me online" as i waved my hand. thank god she laughed
<13> lol
<12> but i wouldnt mind talking to the idiot IT admin here.
<12> the woman is leaving work to come get me
<13> how bad are the incisions?
<13> hurt like a bitch yet?
<13> doh
<12> sigterm: i'm bruised like i got kicked in the crotch by a horse
<12> and i'm not kidding about the track marks.
<12> blood was drawn 3 times a day for 6 days
<13> damn
<11> D-side stop chatting up 'mares' in that case :)
<12> i'll tell you what
<11> go on then u tell us what
<12> i had a way better time those three days in ICU than i did in otherfloors
<12> no god damn roommates
<11> D-side wanna know why? cos the staff live in the real world
<12> one guy was old and crazy. restrained but still found a way to slam his fists on the table next to him
<14> hi.. what is the command of viewing the all logged in users in my box ?
<12> i woke up at 2am to the smell of him ****ting himself and trying to throw it
<12> no, i'm not kidding.
<11> so, what did ya do at 3 am then?
<12> i got out of bed and told a nurse to move me or i was going to kill him
<3> j4l4ni: w
<12> i slept in the hallway for a half an hour and got a new room. next to another crazy dude.
<14> thanks sir Fiver
<11> D-side IF there is Ever a 'next' time, threaten to kill the staff, that will get u a private room, Every time
<11> :)
<3> you're welcome
<11> might be 'padded' mindf
<12> gf is waiting for the bus and is losing hermind
<11> U got a gf as well? bl00dy hades!
<12> i've had a gf for nearly 5 years, whats wrong with you
<11> well, the last doctor told me that I was bl00dy annoying
<11> i just believe that i am a p I T A :)
<11> it was an attempt at humour
<11> I can shut up, but I would have to die as a result
<11> can we have some ripe bots pls?
<14> !where 204.8.221.190
<14> !locate
<14> !locate 204.8.221.190
<7> j4l4ni, you need something?
<12> j4l4ni: what in the hell do you think you're doing?
<11> [ Informations about 204.8.221.190 ]
<11> IP range : 204.8.216.0 - 204.8.223.255
<11> Network name : JE-BLK-1
<11> Infos : JustEdge Networks Inc.
<11> Infos : 71 Ackerman Ave #161
<11> Infos : Clifton
<14> i want to know where is this 204.8.221.190 from.
<11> Infos : NJ
<11> Infos : 07011
<11> Country : United States (US)
<11> Abuse E-mail : info@justedge.net
<11> Source : ARIN
<11> new jersey
<12> Gaia^: and what in the hell do you think YOU'RE doing?!
<11> now go look for yaself NEXT time


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