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<catapro> yeah, whatever
<catapro> hay, anyone know how you enable repeating with an Winfast TV2000 Expert tuner in lirc? :) thanks
<catapro> i mean button repeating; it currently works only with vol and chan, might be a hardware limitation
<damndolla> hey fellows.
<damndolla> Can firestarter filter tcp/udp ports from Mail-Server, can I deny access to specific host from communicating with mail-server?
<Angelina^^> how do i copy using shell a folder to another folder?
<Fiver> cp
<Angelina^^> and there is a way to copy only what has changed ?
<Clone> Angelina^^: rsync
<damndolla> Clone, do you use firestarter?
<Clone> damndolla: no.
<damndolla> iptables I guess ..
<Clone> firestarter probably is a frontend to iptables.
<Clone> never had the need to use such a tool.
<damndolla> lucky you.
<Clone> luck has nothing to do with it ;)
<damndolla> what's it got to do with then ?
<Clone> I used to write my own little iptables script, and then I switched to openbsd for a firewall.
<damndolla> alright. great
<dunno> who knows how to configure a vhost on redhat 9 ? I configured, but i have two vhosts, and when i give /dns ip appear one domain, and i wanna switch to appear the second domain, any help ?
<forbidden> anyone? i get this huge error in /var/log/messages and often my network dies. i have a ping but my downloads stop, gaim too, etc. can someone help?
<themaxxz> !paste
<LadyByte> More than 3 lines? Paste your stuff at http://paste.getlinuxhelp.org/ and then tell us the url it gives you.
<themaxxz> what error
<themaxxz> guess no error
<forbidden> got disconnected again. anyone that can help me please?
<forbidden> themaxxz, do you have a couple of minutes?
<themaxxz> !paste
<LadyByte> More than 3 lines? Paste your stuff at http://paste.getlinuxhelp.org/ and then tell us the url it gives you.
<themaxxz> what error
<danq> hm
<themaxxz> ack .. we lost a planet .. a whole planet!
<Fiver> we didn't lose it, we destroyed it
<Fiver> it's still there, it's just not a planet anymore
<awpti> Actually, we decided to pretend it doesn't exist anymore.
<awpti> and if we pretend hard enough, itactually doesn't exist.
<awpti> on a technicality, since mercy is smaller then pluto.. mercury isn't a planet either, right?
<Gaia^> longword: ANY news as to When ur mate, is gonna do as he said pls?
<D-side> pluto ****ed anyway.
<Gaia^> It's a Planet!
<D-side> nope.
<Gaia^> is so
<D-side> scientific minds disagree.
<Fiver> it's a dwarf planet
<Gaia^> well around 100,000 books tend to disagree
<Gaia^> :)
<D-side> Gaia^: ah, so then by that logic the earth is flat
<Fiver> yeah, I was just talking in another channel about the cost of reprinting hundreds of thousands of documents, textbooks, etc., due to this change
<D-side> as there were many works stating so before
<Fiver> printers will love it
<Gaia^> D-side well of course it is, ive driven off the edge many times
<Gaia^> havent u?
<D-side> i dont give a single god damn about pluto or anything else. i'm just happy i'm being discharged from the hospital
<Gaia^> WTF???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
<Gaia^> TELL
<D-side> only if you promise to use real words and human punctuation.
<themaxxz> oh nooo
<themaxxz> D-side, so did you go see miami vice yet? :)
<Gaia^> no fair :(
<Gaia^> oh ok :P
<D-side> i had a 103F fever for a few days and ended up having a heart attack due to it.
<Gaia^> D-side what is wrong with you please?
<Gaia^> sh|t!
<D-side> today's a week to the day thati've been in this god damn hospital
<Gaia^> you ok?
<D-side> now i am, that i'm getting the hell out of here
<Gaia^> or, are you Going to be ok?
<awpti> Holy ****, D.
<themaxxz> what, they finally found whats wrong with you?
<D-side> i've had more blood taken out of me then was ever all in me at one time
<D-side> i've had 5 IVs stuck in my arms. i look like a H addict
<Gaia^> D-side told ya buffy the vampyre slayer was a good series :)
<sigterm> damn dood
<Gaia^> [JOKE]
<D-side> i had a cardiac catheterization where they first shaved my junk and then cut my femoral artery
<Gaia^> D-side are you GOING to be ok?
<D-side> on the plus side an african doctor inspected the cath wound by opening up my pants and nodding approvingly
<D-side> and that did wonders for my ego
<sigterm> oh gawd
<D-side> there wasnt much heart damage.
<D-side> i'll be fine.
<Gaia^> D-side! u get Worse, IF possible!
<sigterm> and here i was going to say "junk = ***" right? :)
<D-side> so now its diet and exercise
<D-side> well bret you never were very smart. :D
<sigterm> lol
<D-side> i'm only only because the hospital IT admin ****s at MS ISA
<D-side> and i worked around it. :D
<themaxxz> haha
<sigterm> bahahah
<Gaia^> F
<D-side> a nurse supervisor came in and asked how it is i'm online. i closed the laptop lid and said "i'm not online, you never saw me online" as i waved my hand. thank god she laughed
<sigterm> lol
<D-side> but i wouldnt mind talking to the idiot IT admin here.
<D-side> the woman is leaving work to come get me
<sigterm> how bad are the incisions?
<sigterm> hurt like a bitch yet?
<sigterm> doh
<D-side> sigterm: i'm bruised like i got kicked in the crotch by a horse
<D-side> and i'm not kidding about the track marks.
<D-side> blood was drawn 3 times a day for 6 days
<sigterm> damn
<Gaia^> D-side stop chatting up 'mares' in that case :)
<D-side> i'll tell you what
<Gaia^> go on then u tell us what
<D-side> i had a way better time those three days in ICU than i did in otherfloors
<D-side> no god damn roommates
<Gaia^> D-side wanna know why? cos the staff live in the real world
<D-side> one guy was old and crazy. restrained but still found a way to slam his fists on the table next to him
<j4l4ni> hi.. what is the command of viewing the all logged in users in my box ?
<D-side> i woke up at 2am to the smell of him ****ting himself and trying to throw it
<D-side> no, i'm not kidding.
<Gaia^> so, what did ya do at 3 am then?
<D-side> i got out of bed and told a nurse to move me or i was going to kill him
<Fiver> j4l4ni: w
<D-side> i slept in the hallway for a half an hour and got a new room. next to another crazy dude.
<j4l4ni> thanks sir Fiver
<Gaia^> D-side IF there is Ever a 'next' time, threaten to kill the staff, that will get u a private room, Every time
<Gaia^> :)
<Fiver> you're welcome
<Gaia^> might be 'padded' mindf
<D-side> gf is waiting for the bus and is losing hermind
<Gaia^> U got a gf as well? bl00dy hades!
<D-side> i've had a gf for nearly 5 years, whats wrong with you
<Gaia^> well, the last doctor told me that I was bl00dy annoying
<Gaia^> i just believe that i am a p I T A :)
<Gaia^> it was an attempt at humour
<Gaia^> I can shut up, but I would have to die as a result
<Gaia^> can we have some ripe bots pls?
<j4l4ni> !where 204.8.221.190
<j4l4ni> !locate
<j4l4ni> !locate 204.8.221.190
<themaxxz> j4l4ni, you need something?
<D-side> j4l4ni: what in the hell do you think you're doing?
<Gaia^> [ Informations about 204.8.221.190 ]
<Gaia^> IP range : 204.8.216.0 - 204.8.223.255
<Gaia^> Network name : JE-BLK-1
<Gaia^> Infos : JustEdge Networks Inc.
<Gaia^> Infos : 71 Ackerman Ave #161
<Gaia^> Infos : Clifton
<j4l4ni> i want to know where is this 204.8.221.190 from.
<Gaia^> Infos : NJ
<Gaia^> Infos : 07011
<Gaia^> Country : United States (US)
<Gaia^> Abuse E-mail : info@justedge.net
<Gaia^> Source : ARIN
<Gaia^> new jersey
<D-side> Gaia^: and what in the hell do you think YOU'RE doing?!
<Gaia^> now go look for yaself NEXT time


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