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<0> I have some small problems with tvout here. I managed finally to get this working. but I have some small problems with the other monitor (tv) and opening programs in that display. anyone know anything about this
<1> hey, someone know how to make script that count lines in file? :D
<2> It's easy.
<1> can you give an example?
<2> Depends on the scripting language. I'm refering to php :)
<3> php is a programming language
<3> sh is a scripting language.
<1> no no
<1> bash ;-P
<2> PHP is a scripting language. :p
<3> sorry, I really don't agree there.
<1> bash/sh
<3> it's no less of a programming language than perl, and perl's a programming language.
<3> is Java a programming language?
<2> I only use php for my shell scripts.
<4> That's a contradiction in terms



<4> It's not a shell script if it's PHP
<2> Don't get into semantics with me. You know perfectly well the intent of what is said.
<1> so anyone know how to check in bash how many lines file got?
<2> I just googled a few results that might offer you some ideas.
<5> cat file|wc -l
<1> tx
<6> i consider that a good practice :p
<7> too bad 1.1.3 isn't out yet. ;)
<4> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_problems_solved_by_MacGyver
<8> yeesh.
<4> Morning Viki
<8> anyhow, he//o /ongw0rd
<8> hm. that wasn't quite right, was it?
<4> A bit more 1337 than usual
<3> h3//0 v1k1ng667
<8> <gr1n>
<4> Wow, I didn't realize McGyver was only in its second year around the time of Challenger and Chernobyl
<9> nice
<10> blah
<10> colonel jack oneil
<0> if I only had McGyver here. He would probably fix my tvout problem :P
<0> by using sugar and metal
<10> depends, do you have 20ft of bamboo, 5 lbs of dry ice, and some titanium metal shavings?
<8> Ohhh! That reminds me. You can make a reall good catalytic reaction with aluminium shavings and rust...
<10> um, viking... thats call thermite
<8> i.e. take a coke can, shred it, add some rust, throw on a match, and .... run.
<8> it is? Didn't know that.
<0> anyone who want to try and help me on my tvout problem. Im really close I think
<0> but no video want to play on second monitor (tv)
<0> I cant figure out how to fix this
<4> 'shred' won't cut it.
<8> longword: hrm? How then?
<4> Has to be quite fine
<8> ahhh. That's what I mean by "shred"... finer than cut with sidecutters
<0> Viking667: norwegian?
<11> Does anyone have a good application for reading SMDR stream (off ATT Netfiniti PBX) ?
<8> mujahid`: hrm? no. wrong side of the world entirely. Though it's colder here than innorway.
<11> linux that is, of course
<8> ehm.
<11> opensmdr is not alive as far as I can tell
<12> delay_access prob, here you can check http://paste.getlinuxhelp.org/2349
<12> trying for 2 hrs but still i am in dard, delay not working for me.
<13> whats an easy way to burn a music cd in suse 10.1
<13> please
<2> Lighter, blank CD.
<13> :)
<2> Oh, and a trumpet.
<13> but seriously folks ;)
<2> I seriously don't know. Long as I've been using linux i've never roasted a CD.
<13> and blank cds are worth something, id ue a yanni cd
<2> hahaha
<12> delay_access prob, here you can check http://paste.getlinuxhelp.org/2349
<14> Who can tell me which ICMP messages should I DROP and which should I allow ?
<12> delay_access problem. asked before but have not got reply. you can check my delay here http://paste.getlinuxhelp.org/2349
<12> delay_access problem. asked before but have not got reply. you can check my delay here http://paste.getlinuxhelp.org/2349
<12> delay_access problem. asked before but have not got reply. you can check my delay here http://paste.getlinuxhelp.org/2349
<3> you asked 9 minutes ago.
<3> no activity.
<15> Not only that, I don't seem to see a problem at all



<15> Especially since you didn't even state the question
<15> Or explain the situation
<5> wtf is delay_access?
<15> Who knows
<16> sounds like a dalek plot in Dr Who
<15> He never said his actual question
<15> Just blurted a bunch of nonsensical crap
<17> hey red, gimme your camera
<17> now to put dad's camera away before I get stuck playing with it
<18> That looks like Cisco router stuff?
<5> no no you can't have my camera
<17> b..b...but why not? <sniffles a bit>
<19> hey guys what do you think about this error .. trashed harddrive?? http://70.32.145.40:81/~shovex/desktop/error.JPG
<19> anyone?
<17> hey red, do you print any of your photos out at home?
<5> yup
<17> what kind of printer do you use?
<15> ShoveX: What's the complete error message?
<16> reality any idea what i need to change in apache to allow win clients to snag an .exe (on a win browser it shows as text/jibberish) downloads fine in a unix browser
<16> in apache2.conf i have /TypesConfig etc/mime.types; DefaultType text/plain
<16> in /etc/mime.type application/x-executable (empty) 2nd row
<15> ScoT: That's a client side issue
<16> even from my lan on a winbox i can't snag it
<15> Really?
<20> Yes reality, really.
<15> I don't have anything set for mime types over here
<15> ScoT: Well, I got that setup as my mime type for exe
<16> k thanks
<15> Check ms-dos as well
<15> x-msdos-program
<16> yeah has those in order exe etc. must be a browser issue it works for others
<10> according to google, today i earned 1 cent in adsense
<10> this is 1 cent, for 0 clickthroughs
<10> perhaps they feel sorry for me
<16> heh
<21> i like browsing sites and denying them thier clickthroughs...
<21> even the banner itself
<21> mwahaha
<16> night all
<22> What's up all anyone use Asterisk?
<22> I need some help
<5> not yet
<17> not here
<5> hiya D-side
<23> hey
<23> whats shakin
<23> besides my overly caffeinated self
<23> haha what the hell
<5> nothin much cept my over caffeinated self
<23> i was just going to burn the vista beta and install it
<23> wtf was i thinking
<5> into pain huh
<23> already tried it in vmware.
<23> unimpressive. i guess i'll just burn it now and save it somewhere.
<23> i'm bored.
<17> yo D
<23> sup
<17> nada, wasting my mind on DOD
<23> eh?
<17> day of defeat
<23> ah okay.
<17> stupid damned doors
<24> ...so how crappy IS vista?
<24> btw, hi :)
<17> yyo Delwin
<24> yo
<24> ACK
<23> its not bad really, its just eyecandy that i noticed
<24> 20KB free on mythtv's partition :-|
<23> i did it in a vmware server vm
<24> *ACK*
<23> Delwin: ugh!
<23> out of how big total?


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