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<0> how did you break gzip and tar?
<1> hi
<2> boo
<1> I run an image hosting service and I delete images from time to time, to save disk space and bandwidth. I would like to redirect "not found" images to a local, static image. I believe this can be done with mod_rewrite. Can anyone help me do this?
<3> fsck: in virtual host section, ErrorDocument 404 http://what_do_you_want
<4> how do I get fiiles from a memory card thats plugged into a reader plugged into my pc? dmesg says this, but sda0 doesn't exist:
<4> Attached scsi removable disk sda at scsi0, channel 0, id 0, lun 0
<4> where else would it be?
<1> Neworder: I only want this redirect for images (jpg, gif, bmp)
<3> cyclic: /dev/sda1 if is the first device scsi
<4> i don't have any sda# ..just /dev/sda
<0> cyclic if you dont have sda# then you dont have any partitions on your scsi disk
<4> maybe i don't...its an SD card from a digital cam
<0> does it have pictures on it?
<4> yes
<0> then it has #



<4> ok...then why isn;t that # showing up?
<0> cyclic try fdisk -l /dev/sda
<4> nothing
<0> cyclic then if your trying to access pictures on it you'll probably want to investigate something like gphoto
<4> ok
<0> because the camera is using a proprietary file system of some sort
<5> hey, does anyone know how I can fix -> Makefile:10: *** missing separator. Stop.
<4> thanks
<6> Shib: Put in a separator?
<0> hiya longword
<6> cyc: Might be in 'superfloppy' format - try mounting /dev/sda
<6> Evening Redr
<7> hi longword
<5> well the common problem is using spaces instead of a tab, however that is not the problem for me
<5> and everywhere I look I cannot find an answer
<6> Shib: paste.getlinuxhelp.org
<6> Grumble. Moan. cactid claims to support non-standard SNMP ports but it LIES!
<8> excluding the software packages versions what diffrences are between fedora versions!? any important ones
<8> ?
<8> i have FC3 on CD's but not FC4, can i install FC3 and update from the net?!
<9> optocus, yes, you can
<9> optocus, but try to upgrade to FC5
<8> Znuff i can install FC3 and upgrade from internet to FC5 ?
<8> i'm on a 128kbps connection... is it doable? :)
<9> optocus, yes, but if you're not experienced with linux, you'd might not wanna try
<6> opto: Not recommended.
<8> :)
<8> oke
<6> opto: You can do a network install of FC5
<6> opto: What is it you're trying to avoid?
<8> longword lol a network install on a 128kbps line? i p***
<9> I installed debian that way
<9> over a 64kbps line
<8> how long did it took?
<9> but I slept over it, so no big deal ^_^
<9> donno... a "sleep":D
<6> opto: Find a CD donor. Or shop.
<8> longword i'm not trying to avoid anything. i just don't have FC5 on CD's. just FC3
<6> opto: Well. FC3 isn't going to blow up spectacularly or anything.
<8> it's not the FC the problem. the CD's are. i don't have any blanks (it's 1:40 AM) :) the FC5 is on a FTP on the network
<6> No, not spectacularly
<8> i'll install tomorrow i guess
<6> Shib: Use od -c on your Makefile to ensure that they're actually \t characters
<8> fc5 is spectacularly?
<8> :)
<6> opto: It's 18% more lickable
<8> longword lol
<8> ok
<5> long: no \t showed up, but I had used emacs which I thought would compile with this constraint, I also replaced all tabs with \t. How would you suggest I edit this makefile to ensure the existance of \t's?
<5> *compile = comply, my bad
<6> Shib: ctrl-q ctrl-i
<6> Guaranteed hard tab
<6> Mostly.
<10> hi
<10> who likes chuck norris?
<6> Or just do what Real Programmers do and create your Makefile with cat >Makefile
<6> cusco: Chuck Norris the well known Linux evangelist?
<10> Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Chuck Norris. Chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die.
<10> http://duck****.com/chuck-norris-jokes/
<10> longword: that one :P



<10> we go to spain a lot to buy cheap stuff hehe
<10> like food and eletronics and .. stuff
<10> ops
<9> what's the deal with Chuck Norris ?!
<10> sorry
<6> opto: The upgrade will work BTW
<6> opto: But you won't save very much by it, and it would be cleaner to start from fresh with a FC5 install
<10> When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
<10> Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
<5> long: I got hard tabs in there now, and they show up as \t, but I still get the missing separator error
<5> in the same spot
<11> Hey everyone
<11> I have an openvpn question I'm hoping one of you can answer. Is it possible to have multiple clients connect to a central server, and allow client A to communicate with client B's network?
<12> how do i see how much space is left on my hdd ?
<10> df
<10> just type df
<12> }{
<10> Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.
<12> the first line has a 36%
<12> what those that represent ?
<11> 36% used
<12> }{
<10> Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.
<12> and how do i cancel my firewall ? i can't seam to make my HLDS to get trough it
<12> i am using FC5
<12> any1 ?
<10> HLDS?
<10> whats that
<12> half life dedicated
<12> so any ideas ?
<12> i'ts really late ... i just wanna finish and go to bed :((
<13> iptables -F or -X
<14> I have a freind who is using linux and cant connect to irc
<14> any suggestions?
<12> that did it
<12> thx T`aZ
<15> i'm bored, someone be amusing.
<16> OmiK0Rn , esti cel mai mare labagiu din istoria tzarii !!! Felicitari ratatule, nacar esti si tu bun la ceva !!! Handicapatule
<15> Robert_Keps: english in here.
<16> ups
<16> sorry
<16> :))
<13> D-side: 2 blonds are walking in the street, one of them find a mirror on the ground, and starts looking into it
<13> D-side: she says to her friend : "i think i know this girl !"
<13> D-side: the friend takes the mirror, looks into it and then says : "of course, you're dumb, it's me"
<15> but you get points for trying
<13> (ok not very funny, and being translated from a french lame joke)
<13> pff :/
<15> of course, are there any funny french jokes? :D
<13> :p
<15> http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/internet/05/15/ireland.lonely.reut/index.html
<15> he needs a hug i think
<17> oh god, D-side!
<18> Hi
<18> Which Linux distros are more likely to be around in five years?
<19> SUSE
<19> all of them
<19> SUSE, debian and FedoraCore
<19> i really got to check the time on some of these postings b4 i answer
<19> lol
<2> let us take them in correct order
<2> Fedora, Debian, Suse
<19> and i'm guessin u run Fedora
<20> Ah.
<20> Don't remind me :-P
<2> gcbirzan: would you like to do remote administration and linux related tasks for 15$/hr ?
<20> hm.
<20> that sounds nice. :-P
<15> too bad you're incompetent.
<2> lol


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