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<0> man, there is something seriously wrong with the designers of PL/SQL
<0> set a global variable, call a function, return, the global variable is reset to the default value.
<0> what kind of scoping is that?
<1> eeek
<0> dynamic scoping, static scoping and asinine scoping
<2> muaahahhaaa
<3> how the hell do i pick such quiet nights to be depressed on?
<4> maybe spin the depression wheel again see if you get a different day
<5> Wrong channel
<3> hm, got friday now, be back tomorrow
<3> reality - any channel with no conversation and 90 people in it is a good depression channel
<3> here, let me get on topic - i locked myself out of my gateway by changing SSH port and forgetting to change firewall ports
<3> any really creative solutions? :D
<5> If you don't have remote management on the firewall, nope
<3> was thinking of moving out and letting the guy who moves in my place handle it
<3> well it's all secured pretty tight, i wasn't planning on being an imbecile, so i'll just have to dig it out of the storage closet and hook up a console



<1> silly.
<1> At least you can DO that.
<3> even better, i don't have to do that
<3> :D hdd are set to spin down, it doesnt need reboots, doesn't need updates because it's fully firewalled... does all dnat i need already
<3> only problem is it kidna pisses me off
<3> *kind of
<1> and why's that?
<3> <-- control freak
<3> can't log into my box.. ugh
<6> how then do i have like bad blocks on my hdd or something that will eventually kill it, and it still working... like i guess it reads adresses sometimes it doesnt feel like reading?
<3> flush, different areas of your hdd are affected differently by whatever si cuasing the bad blocks
<3> ouch, don't drink and type
<3> sorry, i'll spell check today...
<6> so bad blocks are bad just for a time?
<6> i reboot and it boots back
<3> maybe, yes, if they're just partially bad, or you have particles inside from hitting it too hard, or some head amplifier is throwing a fit, or bad cable, or ... wel, you get the point
<3> if it said it's bad, and then says it's not bad anymore, mark it as bad and forget it
<3> some exceptions apply
<6> well it says its bad everytime i reboot, then i press F1 to continue boot sequence
<3> oh, that's something else
<3> it says a PART of it is bad
<6> lemme tell u wat it says
<3> anyway, back up your data, give it a good scan, decide why it's acting up, and don't trust it
<6> "SMART Failure Predicted on Primary Master : WDC WD2000JB-00KFA0 // WARNING: Immediately back up your data and replace your yard drive. A failure may be imminent."
<3> sounds like you should do what it says
<3> your yard drive?
<6> haahah
<3> sorry, i thought we were talking about hard drives, i wouldn't know anything about golf
<6> error writing it
<6> lmfao
<3> here's the idea - SMART has a bunch of sensors on your hard drive that check how fast it's spinning up, check if it gives any abnormal errors, checks if it overheats, stuff like that
<3> if enough factors are on critical you get that message
<3> it can mean it will work for another ten years, it can mean you won't be able to save anything from it
<6> its impossible it overheats
<3> my two cents would be to move all your critical data to another hdd, and never trust this one ever again
<3> erm, beer grammar
<3> mmm... beer
<6> but like linux keeps crashing and it spams lines like "read input/output error @ adress blahb lah EXT3" or sumthin
<6> ill bring it back, still on warranty
<3> well, as i said, give it good scan
<6> but its ghey
<6> how do i scan it?
<6> search for bad blocks and stuff
<3> man fsck, i have NO idea
<3> i haven't used linux in production for 2 years :P
<3> i'm sure it has an option for marking bad blocks
<7> hello
<3> and there's a nifty utility called badblocks that does the stunningly useless task of dumping bad blocks to your screen
<1> it does for ext2, I don't know about XFS/Reiser/JFS
<1> sCiphre: their numbers, dude, not the blocks themselves.
<3> mmm... beer
<3> sorry about that
<3> still, stunningly useless
<3> i'd tell you about the reiser utility, but well, i'm locked out of my plaything
<1> sCiphre: it's not so useless when you actually HAVE to use it, like I will soon.
<1> sCiphre: you know the secret to that. Hook up a keyboard, start tapping.
<3> Viking667, you can use fsck as a wrapper to it with some parameter like -x
<1> yup. Depends upon the fsck.<filesystem> bin though.
<3> noo, i'm not digging it up again, god, it doesn't even have a screen
<3> or, well, i'll dig it up when i have something else to do
<3> right now it's the most important thing on my list so i must procrastinate



<3> exams coming soon, that should do the trick
<6> yo how can i see who is logged on my ssh server
<3> use the who command
<3> or w
<3> same thing
<1> no, not the same thing... quite.
<3> well, i'm off to sleep, good luck and good night
<3> not quite, but.. well
<8> ok, I create a file, chown it to root, and chmod 700
<8> why can my non-priveleged user still rm it?!
<5> Where is the file?
<8> in /home/psilo
<9> ^^
<9> /dev/null
<9> :D
<8> haha
<5> psilo: That would probably be why
<8> seriously this concerns me
<8> kinda ruins my solution to a problem heh
<5> What's your problem?
<10> I got dpkg the wrong kind of DIMMs and now he won't talk to me anymore *sob*
<9> In /dev/null nobody can hear your scream ^^
<7> psilo: not any normal user can remove it. only root an psilo users can
<7> otehr users can't
<8> ok I guess that's alright then
<9> I have a question
<9> How can i change my numbers
<9> in my curent host
<9> with words
<5> You personally can't.
<5> Your ISP can.
<5> Or a third party redirect
<9> can u tell me more about third party redirect :>
<5> It can be ugly if you don't have a static IP address
<5> Is you IP address static or ***igned by DHCP?
<9> ***igned by DHCP
<11> how do i monitor data being sent to a rs485 port under cli??
<9> it never change
<9> it is aways 84.43.151.9 ...
<5> rSn: Then you're better off trying to use a dynamic dns service. If it's DHCP...it'll change when the lease expires
<5> rSn: See no-ip.com
<5> narayan99: Try serlook, modemstat, statserial, serialmon...one of those
<11> i tried couple different programs like minicom serialmon. i just cant seem to get it to work
<5> Most are for rs232
<11> i thought they would be able to do 485 and 232
<9> hm
<5> narayan99: I don't think so
<9> i saw the site
<9> but i dont understand
<9> can i change my host
<11> i just started using linux a while so i dont know but with xp's hyperterminal it doesnt really care as long as its a com port
<9> and when i enter in irc
<9> my host will be something like this - rsn.no-ip.com ?
<6> yo is there anyway i can set permissions in a way i can only actually create file and dirs to the partition
<6> but not be able to remove anything
<8> it's no-ip.info I believe
<5> rSn: No
<5> rSn: Your host will not change in irc without reverse DNS from your ISP
<12> can someone tell me where to find info about how to connect to internet useing VPN(pptp) under linux?
<5> botev: Can you explain exactly what you're trying to do?
<5> botev: Just connect to a vpn server?
<12> reality: yes
<9>
<9> transfix.bounceme.net
<5> botev: http://pptpclient.sourceforge.net/ Just need the client
<9> my mistake
<9> sry
<9> ok
<9> now
<9> transfix.bounceme.net
<9> reverce to my ip
<9> resolved to my ip *
<5> It redirects to your IP...it doesn't reverse to it
<9> and now i can go to the office of my ISP and say to redirect to this addres ?


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