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<0> wow. Must be sub-zero then.
<1> SAVE THE BOOBS ! .. don't let them freeze !
<2> I certainly could have cut gl*** with my nipples some days this week
<3> heh, interesting symbolism there :)
<1> lewl
<2> Though I do have a habit of wandering around in a t-shirt and an open shirt
<3> heh
<4> evenin peeps
<4> i'm finally in a more linuxy job
<4> looking after some vservers
<3> congrats :)
<4> lo misty
<3> howdy :)
<4> it's crazy really this firm, they sacked all the people who built the system
<3> typical
<4> and now no-one really understands how it works



<3> no surprise that
<4> it's kinda like the dark ages after the romans
<3> heh
<3> do you have it figured out yet?
<4> it was a really successful hosting firm called dsvr.co.uk
<4> getting there
<3> wow
<3> you looking for backdoors the old staff may have left?
<4> i don't even have ssh access yet heh
<4> i'm using another guys p***
<3> ah, LOL
<4> it's hosted in a cutting edge data centre in london though
<3> nice
<3> telecommuting?
<4> i'm just reading about the differences between vserver and xen
<3> just installed xen on this machine
<3> need to do some reading myself
<4> well i'm really just supporting the customers and various other things
<3> ahhhh
<4> i'm not the sysadmin
<3> easy stuff :)
<4> but i seem to understand it more than most of the people
<4> i'm going to automate some of my work hopefully
<4> few perl scripts
<4> vserver seems to be an efficient way of hosting custom webservers compared to xen
<4> because they share the underlying skel
<5> gilesw: i thought xen was a dead project
<4> :0
<5> tryin looking at UML
<5> "user mode linux"
<4> yea i've seen a comparison
<4> http://wiki.hip.fi/twiki/pub/Main/KalleHapponen/virtualization.ppt
<4> usermode linux comes out pretty low..
<5> I sat in on a conference about it
<5> i was impressed
<4> yea it's the one i'd heard of
<6> can i resize a partition without loosing the data on it?
<7> yea
<7> fips
<6> "fips", thats the prog name?
<7> yea
<6> k ill google hunt it, thx
<3> ntfsresize and qtparted for winblows partitions
<3> winxp that is
<3> boot winblows, run chkdsk, then run qtparted
<8> I've made an ircd (irc) server on my home pc but ppl cant connect on it, it says Connection Timed out tho server is UP and I can connect on it from the same ip. I think it's the firewall
<8> how can I make it accept connections from outside on certain ports
<8> it's Red Hat Enterprise Linux AS release 4 (Nahant)
<9> hm
<10> accept external connections on 6667 and any other ports defined in the ircd.conf
<8> I've already defined in ircd.conf the ports
<8> 7006 and 6667
<10> pity i punched enter before the EL
<8> it's something relating iptables, if I remember well
<8> So, any ideas?
<8> Just how can I make my computer accept outside connections
<6> do you have a firewall
<8> on certai ports
<8> guys?
<6> do you have a firewall, that is my question
<8> Yes I do



<6> allow port 6667 or 6666, i dunno
<8> How can I make it accept all the connection
<8> connections*
<8> from outside, on any ports
<6> dunno, i never wanted to allow something like that
<6> i prefer tell it which port to allow than which ones to not
<8> Im asking the same questions :)
<8> How to make it ALLOW a port :)
<6> dunno for your firewall, but in my config file i just tell TCP_ALLOW "ports ports ports"
<11> anyone any idea why I only get sound an no video in Mplayer with asf files?
<12> anyone know of a web-based music management/playing solution?
<12> i want to be able to browse songs and queue them up thru a web interface
<6> yo
<6> whats a good hardware monitoring program
<6> i want something small, a shell interface would be best
<13> hello all
<13> how do i use this wlan0 or wifi to connect to a specific ssid that is hidden?
<13> what do i have to type in my terminal im using centos latest version
<13> ?
<13> anyone pls?
<14> i think iwconfig
<15> i've never used wifi in linux before :\
<15> anyone know a good semi-cheap cpu cooler brand?
<13> my friend using fedora has done it but the ssid was not hidden so he was able to connect
<13> mine is that the ssid is hidden
<13> that is my problem now
<13> im using ubuntu 5.10 rather..im sorry
<13> using iwlist wlan0 displays no available ssid cuz the access point ssid is hidden
<13> anyone care to help me?
<13> how do i force the wifi to connect it?
<14> use iwconfig to set the ssid on your wifi nic
<16> ^Tjay^, use iwlist to set the ssid, see the man page on how
<13> ive done with iwconfig
<17> You have to wonder why he doesn't use the applet that Ubuntu provides.
<13> mwilson i did but it didnt connect
<13> that is why i will try the text based style
<13> it has gui for wifi but it didnt connect .i was able to set the ssid and wep key but the channels cant be set in gui
<17> They don't need to be.
<15> is wd1600jd better than js?
<13> mwilson but after clicking ok button of that gui.nothing happens
<13> waiting for more than 5minutes didnt connect
<13> :((
<17> <shrug>
<13> wifi of linux is always way behind when it comes to gui
<13> :((
<13> or wifi in opensource
<17> If you say so.
<13> :((
<13> brb have to repartition this laptop so i can install linux using partition magic
<15> thermaltake is a pretty decent/reputable cpu cooler manufacturer, right?
<7> i dont suppose anyone knows of a site that has slack 10.2 as an iso
<18> you tried slackware.com?
<14> i can tell you where to get real distros <eg>
<19> ROOOOOOOOOT has landed!
<20> [root@localhost root]# w
<20> 08:43:33 up 1 day, 20:02, 2 users, load average: 0.57, 0.61, 0.54
<20> USER TTY FROM LOGIN@ IDLE JCPU PCPU WHAT
<20> root :0 - Fri12pm ? 0.00s 6.38s /usr/bin/gnome-root pts/0 :0.0 8:43am 0.00s 0.09s 0.03s w
<20> How to hide my IP
<20> in "w" requests
<20> root pts/0 :0.0 8:43am 0.00s 0.09s 0.03s w
<17> Your IP isn't in there.
<20> like, here :0.0
<14> and dont paste tons of crap in channel
<20> arr
<17> redragon: You have to understand... he's a cracker. They're not too bright.
<14> yea not the brightest crayons in the box
<14> sysinit 1 should do the trick
<14> well if he aint a kiddie he gonna be victim of a kiddie with that old crap hehe
<21> hi all.. I've a server.. is it possible to check if My clients are running DDOS softwares?
<14> what kinda server?
<14> web, mail, shell, game?


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