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<0> phydoxx : i thought of that so i just ingeniusly unplugged the first hd to install windows on the second, but repeateedly i get device installer errors
<1> Windows is already a compile of sh...um...is this a family channel?
<2> ryan_, i think thats a windows problem then
<3> apparently
<0> i hate windows too, but i need it for a usb digital recorder i have
<1> I need windows because most of my educational software is on the windows side.
<1> I'm wondering if anyone's ever made a WiFi card work thru Xandros, or Debian in general.
<0> i need it for recorded lectures (also a med student)
<2> ah, med students. i have a problem
<0> GAG?
<1> And because so far Windows is the only OS on my machine that makes the WiFi card work. Which I'm trying to fix.
<0> damn windows and their compatability
<2> ryan_, http://gag.sourceforge.net/
<4> same..



<2> hm
<5> especially with the snmp php module not being compatible
<6> dinux are you using php5 by chance?
<7> Nope
<5> i think the only time it worked straight away was on centos4.2 with dags rpms
<6> cause php5 just totally borks cacti
<8> Morning Viking
<7> Yeah, I am using php 4.3.9
<7> Cool. I think I got it
<7> I guess we'll know in five minutes.
<6> hmm SpamapS no fan info on that
<6> though that new box doesn't seem to have any sensors like that anyway :)
<1> Okay...I've got another question before I move forward. What's the difference between an SMP and a non SMP kernel?
<1> And how do I know which one I want?
<6> hmm
<1> Do you know?
<2> CutterEQ, symetric multi processing, google for that and decide if you need it or not
<9> night all, chat soon
<2> night Crazy|zzZ, hi OmiKoRn
<1> Does anyone know what SMP stands for?
<10> Symetric Multi Processing...
<11> you googled for it?
<2> CutterEQ, i just told you
<10> Symmetric too.
<10> And strictly speaking the last two words are one.
<2> google shows the right results, no matter if you use my typo or not
<11> t0rque: can you keep down that **** of yours?
<6> t0rque dont do that again pls
<1> Thanks.
<6> OmiKoRn languages
<11> red: shh.. he's a hacker
<10> SMP for teh win.
<11> sorry Red
<11> just got 2 abuse emails which pissed me off
<1> Is M$ threatening you?
<1> Thanks for the help.
<11> hi phydoxx
<11> sorry.. but do i know you?
<6> OmiKoRn he got upset at the ban and tried to flood me, all he accomplished was giving me a list of the bots he controls
<2> OmiKoRn, do we have to know each other just cause i replied to your greeting?
<12> i have two string variables defined in my script $variable1=one $variable2=two and i want to compare it, so i do if [ "$variable1"=="$variable2 ] then .......
<12> but it don`t seem to work
<12> it`s not comparing right
<6> sonasks use -eq or -ne
<13> -eq and -ne are for integer -- man test
<12> but aren`t -eq or -ne goes to arithmetic coimparing ?
<6> yea sorry dealing with some other stuff at same time hehe
<2> heyo kittenbot :)
<6> missed the strings part there
<13> *meow*
<2> :)
<2> today i was petting the neighbours cat and wondered if she likes linux, too
<12> ok, so what is the right formula to compare to strings ?
<6> if [ "$var1" = "$var2" ] then
<13> I'm pretty sure that that kind of things violates one of the Ten Commandments, phydoxx ^.^
<11> Redragon^: you realise that he is useless nor those bots
<2> kittenbot, what kind of commandments are these? maybe i can talk about them when she visits me next time :D
<12> it`s not working
<13> [ "meow" = "meow" ], and [ "meow" == "meow" ] both work for me -- only the first is mentioned in the manpage, however.



<14> i am using kde and trying to install drivers for an ethernet card, but i dont know where or how to do so.
<12> compile a moduel and load it :D
<13> sonasks: Paste your exact line -- remember, your variables have to be inside double quotes -- single quotes don't work.
<11> epurasha: what distro?
<14> mepis
<12> i know, they are in the double quotes
<13> sonasks: You are talking about bash, right? (not awk, right?)
<12> yea, about bash
<14> i dont know much about linux :)
<12> ok, it`s working when i put a strings in double quotes, but it`s not working when i put variables nto them
<12> shouldn`t variables be in a singkle quote ??
<13> sonasks: Here's is an example that works on my box -- if you can't adapt it to work for you, then... *shrugs* -- a="a"; b="a"; if [ "$a" == "$b" ]; then echo BOO; fi
<12> i have: if [ "$var1" = "$var2" ]; then echo "OK"; else echo "NOT OK"; fi
<12> maybe i have something with ; messed up
<13> Your example works for me.
<12> damn..
<6> OmiKoRn any other nasties you know of lurking around? that one put me in a good mood for punting
<6> .o
<2> lol
<15> how to install drivers in linux kde
<6> maybe i can get as lucky with the next one
<2> Redragon^, scan for *bnc* on whois infos
<6> that was just too funny
<12> ok, found it, my other variable have two spaces at the end, i`m sure the Bourne is now laughing at me :D:D
<2> what exactly did he say? looked romanian
<15> anyone know how to install drivers in linux kde mepis 3.3
<6> not really sure but thats not what got him booted
<6> a whois on him got him booted
<2> ah
<2> one of your bots checks whois also, right?
<6> one of these days the good folk in ro are gonna get upset with all the script kiddies givin them a bad name and start shooting them
<6> on join they do
<6> i do it randomly on things that look suspicious
<6> and if one fails my whois they get shown the door :)
<2> Redragon^, i am not sure of the good folks in romania use the internet so they even care... lol
<6> hehe
<6> why oh why do they build a package for lmsensors but not a package for the i2c kernel modules
<16> someones usin asterisk
<17> because they wanted you to rip your hair out
<16> i have no hair
<16> and im ***y
<16> but does someone have asterisk running
<2> lol
<17> lol
<16> haha
<18> I've been using sjphone
<16> i have x-lite but i just cannot connect to the network
<16> if i use the proxy iax2.fwd.net, am i right?
<18> flush__ i think sjphone is a little bit easier to configure -- I connected to my Gizmo account with sjphone by using the instructions here http://www.osnews.com/story.php?news_id=12048
<16> alright thx ill check it out
<18> Gizmo charges 1 penny a minute to call any land phone in the US, good sound quality
<19> how can I verify If my sendmail is working good ?
<11> Samuray`: what do you mean?
<6> send an email out and in and see if it works :)
<11> Samuray`: openrelay and etc?
<20> Admissions of an Evolutionist http://www.apologeticspress.org/articles/2831
<19> thnq
<16> i cant beleive that AOL n00b: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060127/ap_on_hi_te/online_pharmacy_spam
<16> so n00b
<11> anyone knows some good and pretty table software for a Online Learning and Training System?
<21> my school uses moogle, not sure how great it is from an admin point of view
<21> unless you have money then a system like blackboard or webct might be the way to go
<11> is it OS?
<11> i am searching something that is OS
<11> lol i see that the toplisted moodle based sites are romanian :)
<22> i have mysql table with a field with an integer value. Is there any way to increment that with one query, rather than getting the value, then inserting that value + 1
<3> cyclic: Err, I imagine even mysql has that capability ;)
<3> cyclic: that is horribly broken
<22> really? i've been looking all over google to very limited avail
<6> simple update table set field=field+1 where whatever
<22> ahhhh, thanks


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