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<0> Morning Sunblade
<0> whyzzyrd: I was off for 2 weeks.
<0> 2 weeks of Recovery.
<1> Tron: are you recovered though?
<0> whyzzyrd: Well the wound has healed, but I return to my GP tomorrow to see if she thinks it'll need operated on or not.
<0> Morning, Shadur.
<2> I finetuned that backup script to the point where the on-site maintenance instructions were compressed to "swap out the tape when it gets ejected on friday morning before saturday".
<2> And they STILL screwed it up and complained that the procedure was "pointlessly complex"
<0> Shadur: What?
<0> Shadur: Are you telling me they're incapable of changing a tape on a Friday?
<2> Tron: In a word, yes.
<2> Repeatedly.
<0> Shadur: See, that's what you get for havuing enough faith in dumb****s to ***ume that they're capable of follwing even the simplest of instructions. ;)
<2> I've got half a year's worth of cron complaints from the backup script in my mail folder that it couldn't write to the tape.



<0> Ouch.
<2> After the tenth or so I stopped sending polite warnings to the client that they had to put the tape back in because otherwise they'd get no backups.
<0> Speaking of which, I'd better have a look at arkeia, which Russell has managed to FUBAR for me.
<2> A while ago, during a conversation it came out that they had somehow convinced themselves that the tapes would be changed automagically and they didn't have to perform maintenance at all.
<1> Tron: wasn't he saying that it was because you shortsightedly ran out of tapes?
<2> Anyway, new backup script. Requires NO maintenance from them.
<1> #!/bin/sh
<1> exit
<3> bash ****s
<2> Downside is that due to space constraints I can only keep about a week's worth of daily backups for them.
<3> #!/bin/ksh
<2> ksh ****s.
<1> Lumafsck: #!/bin/****off
<3> heck no
<0> whyzzyrd: It was because I had taken two of the backup tapes offsite, just before I was attacked by a pilonidal abcess.
<0> Speaking of Russ, there is an extreme lack of him here this morning.
<2> Sunblade: I use that on our local systems which are 1) all connected via a dedicated private net and 2) linked to a machine with a tape drive that has a non-moron maintaining it.
<4> Shadur: :)
<4> If we had the money, I would prefer a netapp filer
<1> Tron: wasn't he preparing to move in with his shagbit yesterday?
<0> whyzzyrd: He's in the office, now.
<0> whyzzyrd: I was startled when he came in, as he has begun to /wear a suit/
<1> Tron: have you had the "WTF time do you call this" talk with him?
<0> whyzzyrd: Nah.
<1> Tron: maybe you'll find out he's be promoted above you in your abscence..
<0> whyzzyrd: Do not use the word "abscence" as it reminds me too much of "abcess" ;)
<5> g'day Tron, whyz
<0> Nanuq: Greets
<6> hi everybody!
<0> killall-9: Greets
<5> hey k9 ;)
<5> okay, work!
<7> yo!
<6> Great! "NutriSystem lures men with pizza, ***" -> http://www.cnn.com/2006/HEALTH/diet.fitness/01/30/diet.nutrisystem.ap/index.html
<6> pizza and *** - the bare necessities of life
<8> coito ergo sum
<7> mmmm ... ***. Yes Please.
<0> Bare being the operative word.
<7> coito? I have ***?
<8> waznz: I have *** therefore I am
<8> pun of cogito ergo sum
<7> is coito actually latin for *** though? I know about coitus ...
<8> waznz: I think it is proper
<8> Coition
<7> K_F: that's cool ... I wonder what I have *** therefore I'm ****ed would be?
<9> gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
<0> Morning wlfshmn
<9> my head hurts
<8> heya wlfshmn
<0> wlfshmn: Monday was yesterday.
<8> waznz: that is broader than my latin knowledge so far :)
<9> I've been explaining domino data storage internals to three idiots for thge last 4 hours
<7> I had one this morning too
<9> and I have anotehr three or four to go
<0> wlfshmn: *shudder*



<4> wlfshmn: thank god I don't have to do that :)
<6> great. i have another swollen tooth :(
<10> hmm.
<10> who was it using apache and mono again...
<9> killall-9: wanna trade?
<4> killall-9: A dentist helps you know
<7> killall-9: my uncle swears by good bourbon to fix that problem
<6> started bothering me only about 1/2 hour ago
<9> waznz: good bourbon is a myth.
<9> anyway, I should head off and get something to eat
<9> laters
<7> later
<7> damn my head hurts ;(
<0> I've just gubbed down 2 ibuprofen myself.
<7> I'm trying to avoid it ... it's night time, I should really sleep ... but need to tidy my room first :(
<11> hmm... anyone with native IPv6 here?
<0> <--- IPv4 only.
<7> raxx7: not here ... still scratching about with IPv4 + NAT :( (.nz)
<11> just to see if someone can ping6 ftp.uevora.pt :)
<12> sal
<12> bye
<0> John-Smith: English
<12> have nologin ?
<2> John-Smith: It'd help if you used sentences with more than two words.
<12> :D
<0> *irritation*
<13> omfg1
<7> that bouncy cream helps :)
<7> or maybe just the 'loser **** off' cream would work better this time
<10> maybe a "zap on romulan" works
<13> ;)
<0> Hmm.
<14> hi *
<11> hmm...
<11> well, it seems apt-get does not like IPv6
<6> raxx7: are you trying to use ipv6 addresses in an url? or just a name that resolves to ipv6?
<11> killall-9: the name resolves to ipv6 and their ipv6 is screwed up
<6> that's not unusual
<15> bagamias pula`n neamu vostru de irc opi prosti
<15> sa ma sugeti toti
<11> yep, I was just trying to getsomeone else to ping6 it to be sure it's their ipv6 that's screwed up, not mine
<7> weedzone: english
<7> eww ...
<16> hey, any of you guys into the different fiber/network standards?
<17> hmm... oddity. Still opped
<16> Lion-O, not here :)
<16> Lion-O, do you have any idea?
<17> fredk: hmm ?
<16> Am trying to work out in which cases you would use typically STM1 instead of say GIGE
<17> fredk: no idea
<16> :P
<13> elopss: **** off
<18> elopss: **** YOU YOU ****ING RETARDED SELFMOLESTINGMOTHER DUMB***
<18> or something like that
<13> tavi-san: head over to him and kick his *** ;)
<18> yoz: hehe
<19> i wish he could
<18> Tron: please kickban elopss "* elopss want to trage psybnc user for user. . .plz msg me for a good trade. . ."
<19> but he's a probably little geek
<19> with some nice eye gl***es wieghting no more than 20 kg
<18> if i just knew where they live, id take an ak47 and tickle their brains a bit
<20> tavi-san: Let me get this straight... Trading BNC accounts is bad, but threatening murder is OK?
<0> Demonen: Where script kiddies are concerned, it's not murder, it's ridding the world of a pestilence.
<0> Demonen: Putting them out of our misery.
<0> Demonen: Perhaps shooting them would be adviseable. GIve them a chance to get the hint that being a script kiddie is Not Goog Mmm'kay... by first of all stabbing them in the face.
<0> s/adviseable/inadviseable/


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