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<0> as I understand it, the merchat is screwed by the phish
<0> merchant
<1> DaveHowe: what's that old saw? The rich get justice and the poor get the law?
<2> oh yeah - but the cc makes money on the phish - hence them doing little or nothing to limit it
<0> yup
<3> yup. same with counterfeit money. vendor gets screwed because it is reveresed back to them
<2> yup
<0> XyZzY unless really well done, counterfeit money is fairly easy to detect
<1> XyZzY: but with counterfit money the feds stomp all the **** over you much less h***le to defraud visa
<2> CC have created the expectation of service - vendors *have* to take CCs because it costs them too much business not to
<0> yeah
<0> with CC, you don't have that choice
<3> yeah, counterfeit is also hard to spread around
<1> yup
<2> more and more have started charging a hefty surcharge for CC now though - its cheaper to buy with cash
<0> heh
<0> out here you need a minimum transaction amount to pay by CC
<2> governments don't like that.... cash isn't tracable enough
<0> and a lot of stores offer hefty cash discounts
<0> 5% discount on cash payments
<3> but at least with cash you have the potential of getting fingerprints
<4> poof
<1> DaveHowe: really here they can charge a minumim ammount for CC but they can't charge more for it or they lose visa transactions
<5> f00p!
<0> banks are trying to match that, but they have a minimum purchase value
<4> f3ew: a minimum transaction amount is a violation of the merchant agreement
<0> Nanuq the merchant can simply refuse to accept credit cards
<2> Nanuq: in the UK it isn't - such contracts were made illegal a few years ago
<0> the credit card company will lose more
<4> DaveHowe: well afaik it still is here
<3> there are some conpanies that won't accept CC at all.
<3> one I know of is a RV vacation place
<3> bsims: just don't tell your cardiologist :P
<1> XyZzY: I figure the booze helps disolve such things
<1> hrm I could do both with a cigar but I'd explode
<3> nah it's the mind that does that
<3> er mint
<1> hrm buffallo wings with onion rings and a 1 liter beer?
<2> doesn't that mate them soggy?
<1> DaveHowe: nah you use the beer as a chaser
<3> bsims: still not as big as the big-6 breakfast 6 of each (pancakes, eggs, bacon, s***auge) plus heap of hash and toatst
<5> XyZzY...wanna talk about eating a ton of food?
<5> <--- has eaten 40oz porterhouse
<1> XyZzY: where and is this a chain
<3> bsims: unfortunatly local 'eats' place that is gone now *sniff*
<6> there. got my modchip desoldered to get reflashed.
<3> oops?
<6> yep...
<5> cap...stop messing with the xbox
<6> db2, I learned my lesson...
<5> pfft...
<7> Congratulations on your purchase of a brand new nigger! If handled properly, your apeman will give years of valuable, if reluctant, service.
<6> NiGGeRsStink, **** you
<7> InstallinG Your NiGGeR.
<7> You should install your nigger differently according to whether you have purchased the field or house model. Field niggers work best in a serial configuration, i.e. chained together.
<3> NiGGeRsStink: FOAD K THX BAI!
<7> Chain your nigger to another nigger immediately after unpacking it, and don't even think about taking that chain off, ever. Many niggers start singing as soon as you put a chain on them. This habit can usually be thrashed out of them if nipped in the bud. House niggers work best as standalone units, but should be hobbled or hamstrung to prevent attempts at escape.
<6> db2, ... not to mess with any bios flashing program on my xbox...
<7> At this stage, your nigger can also be given a name. Most owners use the same names over and over, since niggers become confused by too much data. Rufus, Rastus, Remus, Toby, Carslisle, Carlton, Hey-You!-Yes-you!, Yeller, Blackstar, and Sambo are all effective names for your new buck nigger.
<7> If your nigger is a ho, it should be called Latrelle, L'Tanya, or Jemima. Some owners call their nigger hoes Latrine for a joke. Pearl, Blossom, and Ivory are also righteous names for nigger hoes. These names go straight over your nigger's head, by the way.
<6> going to get the original cromwell bios put back onto it.
<7> CoNFIGuRiNG YouR NiGGeR
<7> Owing to a design error, your nigger comes equipped with a tongue and vocal chords. Most niggers can master only a few basic human phrases with this apparatus - "muh ****" being the most popular. However, others make barking, yelping, yapping noises and appear to be in some pain,
<7> so you should probably call a vet and have him remove your nigger's tongue. Once de-tongued your nigger will be a lot happier - at least, you won't hear it complaining anywhere near as much. Niggers have nothing interesting to say, anyway. Many owners also castrate their niggers for health reasons (yours, mine, and that of women, not the nigger's). This is strongly recommended, and frankly, it's a mystery why this is not done on t
<7> HouSiNG YouR NiGGeR.
<7> Your nigger can be accommodated in cages with stout iron bars. Make sure, however, that the bars are wide enough to push pieces of nigger food through. The rule of thumb is, four niggers per square yard of cage. So a fifteen foot by thirty foot nigger cage can accommodate two hundred niggers.
<0> ops?
<5> **** you and die, ***hole
<8> ahm, HEEELP!
<5> **** you and die, ***hole
<6> db2, /ignore works wonders :)
<7> FeeDiNG YouR NiGGeR.
<7> Your Nigger likes fried chicken, corn bread, and watermelon. You should therefore give it none of these things because its lazy *** almost certainly doesn't deserve it. Instead, feed it on porridge with salt, and creek water. Your nigger will supplement its diet with whatever it finds in the fields, other niggers, etc.
<5> cap...i'm flooding his *** with pm :)
<6> lol
<0> cappicard I would rather fix the problem
<0> yay
<9> whats up hackers?
<5> yay, it's HellHound!
<3> I think HH should be equiped with a hunter killer for those a-holes
<6> f3ew, if I had an eeprom programmer I would, but I dont
<5> leave the ****er banned :)
<6> it's only going to be a $10 repair+SH
<6> db2, last night our pub had sliders for $0.99 each with a big basket of waffle fries :)
<6> was pretty good :)
<3> sliders?
<5> hehehe...I had a steak burrito at the local bingo place I go to...
<5> XyZzY...mini-burgers
<3> Ah
<1> XyZzY: aint that just the way of the world
<6> I had three sliders last night. If I had more cash on me, I would eat those all night long :D
<6> my brother-in-law's father was describing a graphic injury when that conversation made me black out for a few seconds. made me abit nauseous.
<6> the bartender was freaking out thinking I was epileptic or some bs...
<10> hey all
<6> ew
<6> I cant
<6> that was last night
<6> after drinking some water, I was fine
<11> Congratulations on your purchase of a brand new nigger! If handled properly, your apeman will give years of valuable, if reluctant, service.
<6> he's bac...
<8> oh gawd
<11> InstallinG Your NiGGeR.
<12> oh yeah, I can eat during some revolting ****.
<11> You should install your nigger differently according to whether you have purchased the field or house model. Field niggers work best in a serial configuration, i.e. chained together.
<6> db2, last tme I blacked out was when I cut my hand 2 years ago
<10> god, that guy is STILL trolling here
<6> that ****er deserves a perm ban
<13> Congratulations on your purchase of a brand new nigger! If handled properly, your apeman will give years of valuable, if reluctant, service.
<8> oh ****.
<13> InstallinG Your NiGGeR.
<8> I thought thatmight happen.
<5> he's a ***-ramming cock****er who was conceived when the indians ****ed the buffalo
<13> You should install your nigger differently according to whether you have purchased the field or house model. Field niggers work best in a serial configuration, i.e. chained together.
<8> can someone take this channel +m ?
<13> Chain your nigger to another nigger immediately after unpacking it, and don't even think about taking that chain off, ever. Many niggers start singing as soon as you put a chain on them. This habit can usually be thrashed out of them if nipped in the bud. House niggers work best as standalone units, but should be hobbled or hamstrung to prevent attempts at escape.
<8> and give some of us voice?
<14> no kidding
<6> quite so
<3> interesting, it's coming from multiple servers
<5> he always does that, he usually hangs out in #politics and is a cock****er
<15> haha wow i'm an idiot
<12> surely he doesnt have a racist botfarm
<5> TBT...he ****s his own **** for a living
<8> I think he does.
<3> certainly looks like it
<8> huh?
<3> telia.com, comcast.net to name two of them
<14> "a racist botfarm"
<14> that is hilarious
<15> i spent hours researching why using duplicate_front on this box wasn't generating sound out of my rear speakers. then i checked the audio jack diagram. black->black turned out to be wrong. i wanted black->grey. and magically my rear spakers work
<14> sad
<14> and funny
<1> OxD: discovered crossovers did ja
<8> weird.
<15> dunno what i was plugged into, but it wasn't rear-out
<3> well they tend to remap the audio ports now too
<0> never attribute to malice
<1> XyZzY: heh I learned no cell provider will allow you to browse to a mp3/wmv file on your hd and upload it to the phone and use it as a ringtone without voiding the warranty
<1> even if you pay for the damn data cable
<15> how would they be able to charge you for bandwidth if they let you do that??!!
<3> bsims: what? that's stupid. that's why I got one with a mini-sd card. can load to that and voila
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