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<0> we only help people who are willing to help themselves
<1> i did all day
<1> no one here has helped me
<1> people in #gentoo have been more help
<0> hint: this isn't a help channel.
<0> yo... shreds.... mp3s... attitude... gentoo.... yup, he's a ricer
<2> Is there anyone active???
<3> hey!?! how the heck did i get this donut?
<2> I can understand that
<2> Anyone here any good with OpenOffice?
<3> KrisS77: not I, but before you ask a question, make sure you've thoroughly read the documentation on openoffice.org
<4> hi all
<3> hey OM
<4> Cynic
<5> Hey OM
<3> how's life?
<2> I have. I have it installed, but it does not want to work. I even unset the session manager as suggested, but it does not want to start.
<4> still alive, so it's all good so far :)
<3> always a good sign...
<5> OldMonk: But how do you know it's not an illusion ... ?
<4> waznz: time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so
<4> er, not me -- douglas adams
<6> Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana
<4> btw, i started watching the new HHGTTG, and it was so unwatchable i quit after 1/2 hour. just couldn't sit through it.
<3> OldMonk: know what you mean
<5> And nothing satisfies like a snickers ...
<6> I ****ing kill the owner of a shop, killed like 6 guards, went to jail, escaped and took back all my ****, was running on foot to another city to get rid of my 5000g fine, was nearly there and my ****ing 360 froze.
<4> Falchion: that's hofstadter
<6> Huh?
<4> Falchion: that quote is from godel escher bach by the above named author
<6> Oh, heh
<7> m000
<6> 00m
<7> heh
<3> (funky bomb!)
<8> crap
<8> my boss just reminded me that I have to go to $faraway_customer tomorrow.
<6> heh fun
<6> maybe you'll get a good story out of it
<8> I'll probably ride the motorcycle.
<8> naw, I've been straightening this customer's network out for about two years now.
<8> it's almost set up right.
<6> hah
<8> big customer.
<4> siglite: 2 years and you haven't got it right yet? remind me not to hire you, ok?
<8> multi-site, about 2000 nodes.
<3> hey siglite
<8> OldMonk: dude, you shoulda seen the ****.
<8> OldMonk: 2000 nodes. One, big, flat, layer2 lan.
<4> siglite: i can believe, i've seen major **** at clients'
<8> OldMonk: one subnet.
<7> one subnet...must have been a /21 :)
<8> I couldn't believe it.
<8> they had a PAIR of fully loaded 6509s with FOUR msfcs, and they were in one big subnet.
<7> what idiot did that? :)
<8> lol
<8> wasn't me, that's for sure.
<8> but these guys can devote, like all of ten hours a week to working with me getting it fixed.
<8> that's why it's taken 2 years. Plus there were a bunch of other issues to deal with.
<8> they had no inventory
<4> siglite: hey, i was just kidding!
<7> siglite...I figure j00 and me could have had that thing fixed in 2 weeks (or less) :)
<8> dogbert2: maybe. Probably three weeks, but the problem is that you cannot interrupt thier users if they're busy. Life critical ****.
<7> okz...:)
<7> we'd just drink b33r when they were busy is all
<8> but yeah, if I could put 40 hour weeks into it, the project woulda been done in a month.
<5> b33r
<5> mmmmmm
<8> I really pity thier guys.
<8> they work like, 70 hour weeks, every damned week.
<7> sheesh...
<8> yeah
<4> indian organisation, huh? :)
<7> I set up a pair of 2621's and a snort box right quick
<8> dogbert2: lol, you missed my story from earlier today
<8> it wins my "most ****ed up network of the year" award.
<9> wer i find, amsn for ubuntu .....
<8> I swear I wanted to take a picture of it, but the customer wouldn't let me.
<9> im new user of linux
<7> wtf...the customer must have been ashamed :)
<8> redhack01: man apt-get ; man dselect
<8> dogbert2: lol, dude, I walk in, and it's a bunch of NT4.0 servers
<8> dogbert2: which is bad, real bad, but it gets worse
<7> NT 4.0 is workable (IMO)
<8> they're all running SQL server 6.5, in production
<8> and exchange 5.0
<7> though it hasn't been supported since 2002 or so
<8> and the really fun part
<8> they had five linksys dsl/cable routers daisychained, making poor-man's vlans
<7> bwhahahahaha...
<8> and both ports on each router just plugged into one netgear dumb switch
<7> I replaced my brother's old netgear wireless router with a Linksys WRT54G unit
<8> after I stopped laughing, I just closed the door to thier data/server room, threw my thumb over my shoulder and said "um, yeah. Everything in there... has gotta be replaced."
<7> hehehehehe
<8> their last good backup was mid september.
<7> sheesh
<8> lol, yeah
<3> siglite: and... you're not talking about a client you visited in '95, right?
<8> but that's fine, yaknow, since NT4.0 is so stable.
<8> Cynic: TODAY
<3> hahaha
<7> at my old place of work, they have no unix/linux d00ds anymore, so 80% of the **** I had working has been turned off...no IDS/IPS, no Samba AD auth, no network monitoring (MRTG), no web stats, etc (idiots)
<8> they'll get what they deserve for putting thier faith in gates.
<7> oh it gets worse, two of the mgrs there got busted for using email to p*** racist **** about a current employee there...
<7> can you say "Lawsuit" :)
<8> it just supports rules number 1 and 2.
<8> rule #1. People are stupid.
<8> Rule #2. Stupidity is eventually painful.
<7> ayup...everyone who is left there is looking for someplace else to work...very low morale right now
<8> waitaminute
<8> he's trying to **** me all up.
<8> I woulda showed up there a day early, they woulda looked at me like *I* was on crack, and then sent me home
<7> siglite, you are already ****ed up...you work in IT
<8> and because he had me thinkin' I was going up there tomorrow, he called my PFY and sent him to another customer...
<8> goddamnit
<10> meep!
<7> heh...my idea of a buffet: VEGAS PIGOUT: Buffet With 510 Dishes...
<7> 510 items in a buffet (egad)
<10> db2, egad is right!
<10> w00t! Almost got my refinancing completed for my car :)
<10> Just awaiting the loan package paperwork from Citi
<5> cappicard: how is almost good?
<5> w00t! I almost got laid!
<10> LOL
<7> <--- had seafood buffet at RIO last night...all you can eat lobster, crab, shrimp, oysters, scallops, calamari (plus lotsa prime rib) :)
<5> Nope, doesn't do it for me :/
<8> uh
<10> waznz: I have been approved for refinancing my car loan. I got my interest bumped down from 18.9 to 10.75%
<5> cappicard: ****e - that's a huge jump
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