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<0> sheesh
<1> whatta mouth that snake had
<1> Evii, look at this:
<1> http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/fencesnake.asp
<1> siglite, here is a funny one:
<1> http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/carsnake.asp
<2> hello
<2> anyone who has an access to linuxhelp? i need help.somebody banned me without any reason.i didnt do anything
<3> I seriously doubt you "didn't do anything"
<2> to be honest i didnt do anything
<2> im under a NAT gateway and we are 100 computers in here
<3> Do you really expect us to believe you?
<2> yes
<2> all i need is help about linux box
<2> exampe i have three isp then in that linux box i need a program to search which isp has the fastest connection to that destination and the fastest will be used as the main connection of that NAT/gateway linux box
<2> is there a ready-made program for that? ipcop cannot solve it
<4> no there isnt. thats ridiculous.
<4> you'll have to do that yourself.
<0> frenzyzz: www.lartc.org, look into load balancing. To do what you're talking about, you'll need way more infrastructure than a linux box.
<3> frenzyzz: Appears that someone thought you were a bot for some reason. *shrug* Weird.
<0> @find mp3
<5> I hear thar be a whinin' user here?
<4> hahahaha
<4> thats hilarious
<0> ?
<0> my kick message?
<4> he's a #linuxhelp'er
<0> oh
<0> LOL!
<2> zetawoof who can unban me in linuxhelp?
<5> siglite: yeah, you got me :)
<4> frenzyzz: i suggest you stop talking about your problems in !#linux
<0> thar be yer whining luser.
<4> frankly, no one gives a ****.
<5> muahhaaha
<4> bronaugh: your silly fiona bot got him for whatever reasons that piece of **** thinks up
<4> as much as i hate bots, at least revie knows what he's doing with HH
<0> D-side: sorta :)
<5> heheh
<5> the hound sorta works.
<5> Fiona is... uhh, rather "heuristic" about its choices.
<4> siglite: i dont talk **** to germans. they're scary.
<4> bronaugh: i didn't know "heuristic" was a synonym for "piece of ****"
<4> noted.
<0> D-side: and they listen to weird music.
<5> D-side: it often is :P
<4> siglite: even their kids shows are ****ed. schnappi, der klinen crocodile?
<0> D-side: however, now whenever I think of "german" I think of the couple in the porsche on super troopers
<4> he bit his mother and ran away. yeah, terrific lesson.
<4> siglite: "who wants a moustache ride?"
<3> the bot probably triggered on the non-resolving IP, I imagine
<0> hahah
<4> "oh, I DO! <claps hands>"
<0> oh hell yeah
<4> i love that bit
<0> my favorite family guy i son
<5> lol
<0> the one where brian owes stewie money
<4> i dont think i've seen it
<0> it's on 'toon right now
<4> i'm probably recording it
<4> heh
<4> i dont even remember
<4> the joys of having a dvr
<4> oh, that "blade: the series" is being recorded.
<4> i'm sure its utter crap
<0> yeah, I'm sure enough that it's utter crap, that I'm not going to bother watching it.
<4> i'll let you know if it isnt
<0> k
<4> its a huge god damn longshot though
<6> mythbusters outtakes. pretty good
<0> man...
<1> heh...that's a good one...death by beer flood :)
<7> i learnt new Dutch name: Maarten.
<0> D-side: just so you know, I've accused Lion-O and Cheetara of being that couple in the porsche. I don't think Lion-O's seen the movie yet, since he hasn't kicked my ***.
<4> siglite: oh thats great.
<8> morning everyone
<0> ok, I"m off to bed.
<0> SilverspurG: how's the toad?
<4> there goes bedtime eh?
<0> no, I'm still going to bed.
<9> siglite: got rid of it about 5 months ago.
<0> but I'll log so that SilverspurG can tell us how he blows guys on the corner in exchange for electricity for his laptop.
<9> siglite: *yawn*
<4> SilverspurG: why arent you dead yet?
<0> SilverspurG: cock****er's cramp?
<4> siglite: with all that experience?
<4> i think we know which is the looser of the two sphincters
<0> D-side: the yawn. Hard to tell with homeless people if they're just tired, or if their jaw's all sore from bobbing knob.
<4> oh, very true. i missed that the first time
<4> SilverspurG: so what, you've got a home now?
<9> no
<4> or are you still living in the park
<0> lol
<4> cheer up son, soon you'll have your own dilapidated van down by the river.
<9> heh
<4> but apparently based on the last i saw of you, you're happy as a pig in **** with your current station in life
<4> so maybe that van down by the river thing doesnt bother you.
<9> hm
<0> D-side: the crazies pushing the baskets full of trash always seem pretty sure of themselves to me.
<0> they have it all figured out.
<4> siglite: when you're at rock bottom, at least you know where you stand.
<4> nowhere for long, the cops get pissed :D
<0> hahah
<0> I'm sure they all know him by now.
<4> SilverspurG: how do you keep the laptop dry at night?
<9> carefully
<0> they probably have a nickname for him they use over the radio net.
<4> i mean you cant hold it close to your filthy self, under what tatters of clothes you must have left.
<9> ha
<9> very funny man
<4> you laugh. i'm serious.
<4> well, yes its funny, but not for anything i've said yet.
<4> it might interest you to know that i lost the death pool.
<0> there's a death pool?
<4> i figured you'd be dead right after your foot fell off.
<0> sumbitch, I didn't get in on that
<4> siglite: you're a ****ing killjoy.
<4> shut your face and play along
<0> hahah
<4> man now i'm all disappointed.
<0> we could start one
<0> I'd put in $20 or so.
<4> SilverspurG: rest ***ured, had there been one, i would have lost.
<10> help me, i want to search may contain this string 'hello' in a all files in adirectory. what command to use?
<4> siglite: you know, lets do that.
<4> but whoever wins has to donate half of it for flowers to SilverspurG's mother
<4> oh. wait.
<4> nevermind.
<0> maybe to some toad research foundatoin?
<4> haha i think he's done all the research for us.
<9> wow. you guys really **** playing off of each other. if you're not ripping on me then you're just plain boring ****wits.
<4> "well toad, you're my best friend and all, but a niggah's gotta eat. <crunch>"
<4> SilverspurG: you know i'd almost a gree
<4> but i dont have to **** behind a dumpster
<0> D-side: "the conclusion of SilverspurG's study found that no manner of lubrication allowed for erotic penetration that did not result in the death of the toad."
<9> lame
<4> you live in a park and do as many drugs as you can **** cocks for
<4> and i'm lame?
<9> yes
<4> well i'm glad we had this conversation.
<0> yeah, i think I might go be lame in my $1000 space bed with my hot wife.
<0> SilverspurG: enjoy the park.
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