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<0> heh
<1> .k Revenger join/part flood
<2> OldMonk: hehe
<0> OldMonk: you should see the noise in the wall he makes on neko :P
<3> erm thats what i did way not what i do weigh
<1> LadyBecky: now you're 95KG too?
<1> see?
<1> i'm finishing this once and for all
<3> OldMonk no i think im heavier than DaveHowe
<4> okay, so LadyBecky is 95kg, and what, 4 feet tall...which makes her about 4 feet wide as well...
<3> 18 stones which is why i am your average sized trcuyker type
<5> OldMonk: she is about that, possibly a little less. hold on....
<3> Steakk 5ft6"
<3> and no not that wide
<3> the weight is in the belly rather than in the sides
<1> Steakk: nah, the beer belly accounts for most of the weight, so redo your calculations



<4> 5'6" and 210lbs? thats considerd (in the politically correct sence): Big and Bigger...?
<6> What's a stone equate to?
<3> i never claimed i was currently skinny
<4> reality, depends on how big of a stone
<4> LadyBecky, currently, or ever?
<3> just because i was less that 3 years ago
<4> reality, 1 pound = 0.0714285714 stones
<7> Steakk: stones is a standarized thing
<4> 1 stone = 14 pounds
<7> turn it the other way around instead
<7> there you go..
<4> K_F, it was sarcasm
<7> hehe, good
<1> one shot lasts a lifetime
<4> OM: Holy ****, heh
<4> that's just wrong
<3> 105kg aapently
<5> bugger, got to cut down on my food
<4> funny, but wrong
<5> up to 100 now
<3> sigh i 3 years ago ish i was 60
<4> LadyBecky, why do you think that we even have the slightest bit of care about that?
<1> LadyBecky: try one of my remedies -- only 25 pounds for #linux regulars
<5> The Tree is definitely out of the question then....
<1> ...or 1.85 stones, if that's what you prefer
<4> DaveHowe, she broke the tree...
<5> Steakk: that's what I am afraid of - I don't want any branches getting broken off...
<3> lmao i guess i asked for the fat jokes
<4> LadyBecky is so fat, when she walked into taco bell, everybody ran for the border!
<8> pfeh.
<3> i dont like tex mex
<8> i've cut the number of left over screws down from 6 to 2.
<5> I do. it isn't tex mex if your eyebrows don't smoke...
<8> but in the process i killed the keyboard.
<9> i have a problem with tcpdump - i get too many dropped packets - how can i increase the buffer size or something on fedora 3
<4> you could put a bowl or something below your NIC to catch the dropped packpets....when the bowl gets full, just empty it into the NIC so they can get sent out
<0> D-side: lol
<5> Jacatas: get a faster cpu
<5> Steakk: that is dangerously close to the right answer - are you feeling well? :)
<4> DaveHowe, LoL, not realy
<9> it is a 3 GB P4
<4> a 3GB CPU?
<2> a 3 GB cpu
<2> wow
<4> thats ****in hilarious
<4> yoz, wel, my 1TB CPU beats his 3GB CPU
<5> Jacatas: normally, dropped packets are the result of the kernel not keeping up with the traffic; you can work around this by writing raw packets to the durmpfile, and converting them later
<4> yoz, plus my 3.2 GHz of HDD space is the ****....
<2> Steakk: ahaha
<4> I am jsut glad that my monitor came equipped with a 400mhz FSB....
<9> DaveHowe using -w option ???
<10> slow thing.
<4> yeah, i could go on like this all day, but I dont think i will
<5> Jacatas: yeah. and -r later to convert them
<11> bah, my printer gets 42000 furlongs per fortnight, beat that!



<0> Steakk: can I have some of those drugs, or did I miss something? :P
<4> Jostein, you missed something...according to Jacatas, he has a 3gb CPU
<4> told him thats nothign compared to my 3.2GHz HDD
<0> Steakk: oh right
<2> =P
<0> Steakk: but thats NOTHING compared to my 3MB internet
<0> as in megabyte, no silly mbps
<4> Jostein, thats an actuall thing though...nevermind...heh
<4> BUT, for some reason, I cant get a 1024x768 floppy drive to work in this machine
<0> Steakk: Thats because your disk is ISA not VESA BUS silly
<5> Steakk: try reducing the colour depth - get black and white flopies
<4> OHH, that could be it
<4> otoh, getting the 5.1 Dolby Digital Video card workign was easy...
<4> aww, we made him quit
<0> heh
<0> you suprised? :P
<2> heh
<0> photoshop ftw
<4> ow wow, 90F outside today (32.2C)
<4> LadyBecky, thats because you cant photoshop away 400lbs like that to make youself look pretty
<5> ps is better for print-ready stuff, and ultimately most of the plugins are written for it (and are usable only grudgingly in psp)
<3> <Zeros> well PSP doesn't have AppleScript (there's no mac port) no JavaScript and it doesn't look like it supports VBScript
<3> is appently there reason why photoshop is oh so much better
<1> why're we discussing this stuff here anyway?
<12> OldMonk: Because you're not doing your job? *ducks*
<1> Falchion: i wouldn't kick a regular's gf
<12> OldMonk: ***** :P
<0> hehe
<12> Kick me!
<1> i could definitely humiliate her until she leaves of her own accord, though ;)
<12> hehe
<3> OldMonk thats old hat stuff
<12> yay! Thanks Revenger :)
<1> it's monday already?
<10> close to
<13> Lion-O i believe it was the iptables. after i created an ip based allow rule (specifically allow 10.0.1.38), it worked.
<5> erm, PSP scripts in python. this is a bad thing how?
<1> DaveHowe: requires you to install free software on your bill-gates'-owned soul
<5> Applescript ****s, and anyhow the windoze version of PS doesn't support it
<5> now if psp were ported to linux... ;)
<1> .msg Falchion OTOH i have no compunctions kicking the regular in question
<12> OldMonk: hehe
<14> hmmm
<14> someone mentioned my nick?
<1> Falchion: only about 2750 years ago IIRC
<1> er, f3ew
<14> that was on the other channel
<1> later
<15> hey guys, does anyone here know how to get redhat running in 1280x800 mode?
<16> Carillon: reconfigure X.
<15> lion-O: really? just that...?
<0> usually is
<16> amazing isn't it?
<0> yeah
<15> yeah, well i searched online first...i know next to zip about redhat linux. i'm more of a solaris guy.
<14> X -reconfigure
<14> or just edit /etc/X11/Xorg.conf
<16> Carillon: then you're talking out of your ***.
<16> Because there is not much difference between Solaris and Linux on this account; both use the X environment which is configured in the /exact/ same way if need be.
<16> Carillon: what RedHat version are we talking about anyway ?
<15> Redhat enterprise 4.
<14> then ask RH support
<16> Carillon: then you should call RH since you're entitled to support. Goodbye now.
<2> superblah: can you please leave again?!?!
<17> STFU AZZPONAY
<16> you can also actually consider reading the manuals which you got with that and do as they say, this procedure is fully documented.
<16> PolarWolf: yo


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