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<0> he said a bad word
<0> ban!
<0> ah u want to make it begger
<0> bigger
<0> don't we all ;)
<0> that method works though used it in the past :)
<1> modprobe cialis
<1> insmod viagra
<0> lol
<0> that don't make it bigger though just stay hard for long time ;)
<2> modprobe -r viagra && modprobe -r cialis && modprobe vacuumpump
<3> lol
<1> -ETOOMUCHMANUALEFFORT



<0> mount /dev/penis /mnt/vacume_pump
<0> sp?
<4> hi all.
<0> hello viking
<4> -ECANTBE****ED
<0> respect the the norge!
<0> lol
<2> Revenger: vacuumpump implements /dev/nipple for the userspace compressor()
<2> err, compressor(1)
<5> heya Viking667
<6> ...
<7> PolarWolf: No.. it would extend nipple..
<4> PolarWolf: heh.
<4> 'llo Cynic
<8> split much?
<4> a bit.
<4> down to 91 in here.
<4> there were 109
<4> err, 111
<8> wouldn't want anyone to see me :)
<4> SSigSeg: point it at a static picture...
<8> www.dustinsworld.net:2345
<8> not that i'd expect you'd want to click it :)
<9> hmm... software mirroring is sure easy to setup on Sol10 when compared to Linux. I really dislike having to create a virtual disk consisting of the "to-partition", laying out a filesystem, and then needing to manually copy the data over to the device. IMO the OS should take care of that.
<10> *yawn*
<9> yoz: eya
<10> Lion-O: ey ;)
<9> hmm, I always hate it when a remote host stalls on me *right* after I gave a slightly critical command
<9> in this case its due network traffic, but still...
<8> scarey
<10> =/
<9> well, its the main reason why I always use screen in these cases. Even if the connection is broken the programs will remain running.
<10> *nod*
<10> reminds me.. I got a screen session which ran my backup script. it should finished already.
<9> hehe
<9> ow ****... It seems the box spotted an error on one of the disks
<10> let's see how much my irc session from the cellphone today actually costs. /me checks onlinebill.
<10> ****ing boredom.. it forces me to irc from train as well when being on the way home from college.
<11> hehe
<10> 45 mins on irc = ~90 Kb only = 0,5 EUR. hmm.
<11> that isn't too bad
<10> no..
<3> Brace yourselves, the following might be a dumb question.
<3> No, it is, I know it... but I must ask...
<3> Anyone know if you run vmware on a system with a Dual Core CPU if you can dictate that the "main" OS and the "virtual" OS each use a seperate processor?
<3> Or rather, seperate side of the processors, I guess you'd call it
<6> Ceru: desktop hardware won't likely do that
<3> Er, sides/processor
<2> CeruleanD: I don't think most host OSes support CPU affinity
<6> Ceru: hw virtualization is not cheap
<3> Yeah, I wouldn't really think so.
<3> Just wondering, my desktops isn't a "bad" machine, P4 2.8Ghz w/768MB, but it's stuttery running WinXP Pro in a VM window.
<12> PolarWolf: 2k supports cpu affinity
<2> CeruleanD: Add More Memory [TM]
<3> I can't look at porn at work 'cause I can't reliably switch windows when someone comes over to talk. :(
<12> PolarWolf: and I thought there were kernel patches for it.
<3> lol PolarWolf, yeah, gonna ask the boss about that tomorrow.
<12> PolarWolf: And solx86 probably does.
<1> install vmware tools then.



<6> I've never used XP in a VM, but my MCE setup here only has 512 and is pretty snappy.
<1> and enable hardware accelleration
<6> I have a 3.0GHz P4
<2> whyzzyrd: Possibly, but then you get to see how Vmware juggles its processes around
<3> Yeah, I did install VMware tools and enable the hardware acceleration, one of the first things I did, and it definitely boosted performance many folds.
<2> Also make sure you use vmxnet for network.
<3> It's better than it was at first, but still... sometimes it just slows to a chug.
<2> CeruleanD: Yeah, well, sometimes you see CPU usage spikes.
<2> CeruleanD: Especially when Windows is involved
<3> Interesting... I just started up VMware and the "tips" popped up with this tidbit: To improve performance of a Windows guest operating system, turn off transition effects in the Display Properties control panel.
<2> And when either host or guest uses 100% CPU, you notice
<3> yeah
<3> But I don't want that kind of lag while playin WoW in the VM! :-O
<3> heh
<3> I'm just kidding, I can't do that anyway, for some reason this POS Dell didn't come with a 3D accelerator, I can't even play half the games that came with SuSE, they all choke about not having a 3D accelerator.
<2> CeruleanD: renice vmware, and make sure the host OS stays out of the way :P
<3> Well, if I go full-screen on vmware, it does become smooth on the guest OS
<12> anyone uk been archiving c4's online videos of the IT crowd?
<12> Viking667: You'll not believe this. They think they delivered it to a department internally bymistake.
<12> Viking667: /me is preparing a second copy of the box contents.
<3> ?
<12> CeruleanD: I promised to post some old spares I had, but it appears that the luser mailroom at work lost the box.
<13> 'afternoon folks.
<8> oh hi
<14> siglite!
<12> CeruleanD: Fortunately, I think I have at least 1 more set of the spares.
<6> great... I just lost my front card reader ports :\
<14> siglite: did I tell you I'm going to see Rob Zombie and Lacuna Coil?
<13> schitzo: you ****
<3> ooooh ok
<12> Tamahome: how?
<3> lol
<6> they aren't showing up in Device Mangler
<12> Tamahome: they catch fire in that wee box of yours?
<14> siglite: with a chick too
<13> schitzo: don't tell bbkf
<13> schitzo: does she put out?
<14> siglite: she'll be jealous I'm going with a chick?
<14> siglite: yeah
<3> omg... http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4748292.stm
<13> schitzo: lol, maybe
<3> This is hilarious
<12> CeruleanD: look in the topic numbnut
<13> it's not showing up on my server.
<3> lol, sorry
<3> siglite: Hint, it looks a lot like my link I just posted.
<14> siglite: make one up then
<3> "SWG seeks SM for LTR"
<3> lol
<8> that is just groce
<9> thats hard-core g0at pr0n :)
<1> OM would be proud.
<3> goatse.cx.marriagecounseling
<8> i'm not clicking that
<10> haha
<3> lol
<8> i once clicked a x.cx.x link and I have been tramatized
<3> lol, it's not a real link, I just made it up
<13> lol
<13> that is pretty funny.
<3> I doubt there's a .marraigecounseling TLD
<10> 8)
<8> the .cx. exists though i remember a link in a newsgroup
<1> remember goatse. the father of tubgirl.
<15> at least not any more - they got rapped on the knuckles and told to remove wildcards from the tld databases :)
<1> DaveHowe: better than wildcards in the dot zone :P
<10> SSigSeg: *nod* I had a my dynamic ip pointed to some *.ath.cx host from dyndns some time ago.
<15> Revenger: I am not sure they didn't - but it was wildcards in the .com zone that got them in hot water
<15> Revenger: some of the altroots had a wildcard catcher in the dot zone - ORSC I think had one
<8> they should know better
<1> heh.


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