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<0> What a way to go, eh?
<1> when you're 20, all you wanna do is a 40 y/o
<2> heh...died during intercourse (whatta way to die)...
<1> when yer 40, all you wanna do is a 20y/o
<0> Much better than a freak hockey accident.
<2> siglite, well, a lot of these female teachers are boinking teen guys these days (why couldn't **** like that happen when I was a teenager)
<1> CancerMan: amen. death by nookie is a fine way to go.
<1> dogbert2: well, this last one is quite the hosebeast.
<2> siglite, whatta about LaFave (she's quite HOT)
<1> dogbert2: but damn, man, that laterno chick... if I was in high school and was boinking a teacher that looked like that, you couldn't TORTURE it out of me.
<3> meep!
<1> I could teach al queda a thing or to about STFU.
<2> siglite...bwhahaha...j00 uber perv
<2> m0000
<3> db2, I feel silly. I just found out that my usb drive is just a laptop drive in an external case
<4> m00



<0> Eh. The kid was probably bragging about knocking up his teacher.
<1> probably.
<1> I might be tempted to brag.
<1> but if a teacher, my parents, or a cop were asking me... "fuuuuck you. I don't know nuthin' 'bout nuthin."
<2> sheesh...
<2> siglite, I used to get a stiffy in grades 7/8 (some of my teachers used to wear the shortest skirts)
<1> man, NONE of my teachers were hot.
<1> one was ... well, sort of attractive for her age, but I damn near killed her.
<4> I had 1 hot teacher. Biology teacher.
<1> this teacher was bio too.
<4> Ms Cooper. Mmmm.
<1> I seriously almost killed her.
<2> synapsis...careful, you'll blow your load in your shorts
<4> Too late, brb.
<1> like, three days after the girl I'd been dating for three years was killed by a car in the street, I came in late for cl***
<2> bwhahahahaha!
<1> and I wander in, stoned as hell, and plop into my chair
<1> and she starts bitching about tardiness
<1> and she says "the last time a student was late for cl***, she was out dead somewhere!"
<4> siglite: Where'd you hide the teacher's body?
<1> I stood up, thought for a second about killin her right there on the spot, for some reason, decided not to, and just walked out of cl***.
<2> Christina Applegate :)
<3> tar czvf - . | tar zxf - -C /srv/music (redneck fast copying command line) :)
<1> there wasn't anyone in that cl*** that could've stopped me.
<3> dg2, ooh!
<3> She's boinkable
<5> hello
<4> A french dildo. heh
<5> yeah
<1> smells like ****.
<5> and is rude
<3> smells like nirvana
<5> and gives up
<5> any sys admins or techs in da house
<5> being a linux channel i though yall might be lurkin
<1> no, we all sell blue carpet for a living.
<5> lmao
<3> time to reorganize my music collection again
<3> and blue dresses with white stains
<1> synapsis: cheap discount ****.
<5> well, im a tech at a high school
<4> siglite: Hey, hotels love my product.
<1> ouch
<5> where im expected to bend over and grab my ankles on a daily basis
<4> Dildeaux: Any hot teachers there?
<5> i wish
<1> well, that expectation is pretty much universal.
<5> its small town montana
<4> ;)
<3> lol
<4> Oh christ.
<4> Negative on that, Houston.
<1> oh wow
<5> yeah, at the request of administration, i was asked to block ebay
<5> a **** storm ensued
<1> heh, so block ebay
<5> i did



<5> but then asked by the prinicpal to unblock it
<4> siglite: The HS computer is the only computer in Eastern Montana.
<5> due to adult ed
<5> LOL
<2> I had a resident when I was in the hospital for observation last year (24 hours), she looks a LOT like suzy orman (quite cute also)...only thing I didn't do was get a stiffy while she was listening to my chest :)
<1> synapsis: hahahahah
<5> check this out
<3> db2, LOL
<5> there is a counselor that insists on using hotbar
<4> dogbert2: The doctors at the hospital I go to have the HAWTEST ***istants.
<3> db2, we just got a new coworker. Shes kinda hot :)
<2> cap...i'm sure she has seen lotsa stiffies on guys
<5> i uninstalled it a couple of times
<5> he got pissed
<4> "Lift up your gown so I can examine you." *think grandmas playing baseball*
<3> heh
<5> so i blocked it
<1> Dildeaux: dude, without a written AUP, you'll just wind up getting fired.
<5> he bitched to me and the district tech cordinator
<3> Dildeaux: wtf? hotbar is a freaking virus IMO
<5> we do have one
<1> cappicard: *nod*
<5> but no one gives a ****
<5> you know this and i know this
<5> as i said before, its small town montana
<1> yeah, but you have some leverage if they ****can you.
<5> we just got computers
<1> see, the press loves dirty laundry in schools.
<1> especially in a rural area.
<5> leverage how?
<2> siglite, naww, they'd rather cover teachers raping male students these days
<1> the press is your leverage.
<1> if they fire you, you can waylay 'em in the media.
<3> db2, it's plastered all over the news that Maynard and Young got caught in TN...
<6> O_o
<1> hell, leak it to the school newspaper.
<5> LOL
<1> watch what happens.
<1> seriously
<3> HTF does a 195lb man stuff himself into a kennel carrier?!
<5> the admin and the super are for tightening things up
<1> some student would think they're working on a damned pulitzer.
<2> very carefully :)
<1> and it'll wake folks up because it coulda been a much bigger publication.
<3> LOL
<5> thats something to keep in mind though, if the **** were to ever hit the fan
<1> yep
<3> Young's bawling her head off saying she didnt know what got into her... yeah right
<5> i just go to the newspapers and tv stations
<2> exactly...:)
<5> thanks yall, i just needed to vent
<1> yeah, go to the papers and tv stations with a copy of your wrongful termination complaint headed for district court
<3> send that rain our way. We're under a burn ban...
<5> wanted to think tat i wasnt loosing what i have left of my mind
<1> no
<1> being the AUP police in a public network is teh ****.
<5> i bet
<1> trust me
<1> it gets worse.
<6> Wireless networking is done
<1> well, his system.
<5> fortunately, where i work, there isnt anyone how is 1337 or anything
<1> bad ****.
<5> ****, dont get me started on wireless
<5> sig, what did you find?
<1> bad stuff.
<5> that sux
<1> not much of it though, because once I hit it, I turned it over to LEOs.
<5> i did some digging on the teacher who jumped my **** about blocking ebay
<2> starting to get windy here also...hmmmmph
<5> didnt find anything, so he had nothig to bitch about
<1> I don't wanna look at that ****, let alone go over it with a fine toothed comb.


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