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<0> I was thinking the same thing actually
<0> you talking about that top 50 tech thing on slashdot?
<1> Yeah.
<1> It reminded me that I wanted a PCjr...
<1> ...since my Mom made me give mine away when I was 16.
<1> Fat bitch.
<1> Err.
<1> Sorry.
<0> she may have a packet sniffer in the basement
<2> I'd rather have a refurb with a 90 day warranty than buy one on ebay and take a hit if it dies
<3> I think i'm gonna try to snag one from ebay...
<3> reality, i've never had a bad buy from ebay
<0> i bought my DLP tv offa refurb...good to go
<1> KALIK: I don't live with my Mom now. I'm 20-freaking-7.
<4> CancerMan, ok, so you live in your mom's basement
<1> Emerson: I live in Arkansas. We don't have basements here. ::P
<2> dogbert2: I have
<2> Several
<4> CancerMan, people in Ar- KANSAS don't have teeth either :P
<3> reality...j00 must bring bad luck :)
<2> Apparently
<0> why don't you have basements in arkansas?
<4> it's pronounced R-Can-sas not r-can-saw
<0> I know they don't in seattle for various reasons but why not arkansas?
<1> Emerson: Eh. Getting a blowjob from a woman with no teef is pretty good, actually.
<4> teef? lol
<1> KALIK: Bad *** rocks in the soil.
<3> welp, I might be able to snarf one for about 30-40 bucks (if lucky)...better than the 100 at the store
<1> At least we don't have them in Northwest Arkansas.
<0> i'd be lost without my basement, its where my game room, projector, wood burning stove, beer fridge, just about everything i really care about is
<4> CancerMan, now we all know why Bill Cliton loved blowjobs, he got so many from women without teeth
<2> The toothbrush was invented in Arkansas. If it were invented anywhere else, it would have been called the Teethbrush.
<5> basement = silence next to busy street
<0> XyZzY, more or less yes
<5> reality: heh
<4> reality, I thought the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky.. people in Arkansas don't even have a tooth... people in Kentucky have... a tooth
<0> i've heard them all...being from WV but new ones are always entertaining :)
<6> KALIK: you're from WV?
<6> where?
<4> KALIK, WV doesn't need to be made fun of, we all know siglite is the prime example :P
<0> I grew up in parkersburg
<7> hello all
<6> oh
<6> you're not in WV now?
<0> i've been in pittsburgh for the better part of 7 years or so
<6> how old are you, and did you go to South?
<4> KALIK, oh yeah like that is much better
<0> siglite, nah...i visit on occasion though
<0> Emerson, where do you live?
<4> originally from Cincinnati Ohio.. :) right now Im in Atlanta Ga
<0> gr*** is always greener I guess
<7> on the other sid3
<7> side :)
<4> KALIK, na, I've always LOVED Cincinnati, there are not enough German-heritage anywhere else I've ever been
<0> We all know why people in cincinati hate pittsburgh :)
<1> Geez.
<0> cincinnati
<1> You people.
<4> KALIK, because people in pittsburg can't spell cincinnati
<0> that too
<5> Boing!
<0> dogbert2, trust me, that never gets old
<7> :)
<6> KALIK: how old are you?
<3> yoicks and away! <BAM>
<0> 28
<6> oh. 'bout six years younger'n me.
<6> I was gonna see if you knew someone in the pburg area.
<0> dogbert2, just ****in with you man, I do like the randomness of it though
<6> I lost track of 'em a long time ago.
<3> that's robin hood daffy!
<0> siglite, I may...my brothers are all younger
<6> KALIK: yeah, she went to south in the late 80's though
<7> any questions?
<6> KALIK: so you'd have to have older brothers
<0> high school?
<6> KALIK: yeah
<0> ah yeah
<0> freakin pizza place pizza
<0> is that the **** or what?
<3> sheesh
<8> :)
<8> mu
<9> kalik: only if its hot warm and cheesy :)
<9> like a hooters girl.
<7> cheese is the best
<1> Ok. I have an interesting lookinf problem. `print preg_replace('fff', '111', 'this is a test fff');` does not do what I would think it does... It prints.. .well... nothing.
<1> s/lookinf/looking
<5> cheesecake is always good
<1> Yes. It is.
<7> lovely
<3> <--- hates the cheesecake factory
<9> dogbert: but they have a cuisine for every temprament :)
<7> cancerman: i do not undertand
<9> they will no doubt wonder how they failed with you
<3> avin...not when it's combined with badly prepared food and lousy service
<7> cancerman: what exaclty are you trying to do
<0> speaking of cheesecake factory...
<9> cheescake factory prides themselves on scripted service and menu.. they might want to hear about it
<0> is cheesecake a pie or a cake?
<7> its good
<1> epurasha: Well, the example should replace 'this is a test fff' with 'this is a test 111' in PHP. However, it prints nothing. Nothing at all.
<0> we called the 800 number and they didn't know
<3> avin...I talked to the corporate office two days ago...they weren't happy it would seem
<9> kalik: neither, its a hardend custard
<1> It's like preg_replace(*) translates to ^@.
<0> avin, but the form is a pie more or less
<7> cancerman: i'm sorry i dont know much about php
<1> epur: Eh. Neither do I, apparrantly.
<7> :)
<7> wish i could help
<9> kalik: it uses the agravating spring form pan... its niether fish nor fowl..
<1> Do you have a car?
<0> avin, but it has a crust, no?
<9> so can cakes
<0> don't cheesecakes have a graham like bottom layer?
<9> not all
<1> Because I really need to be run over.
<1> You see, I have this problem at work...
<1> ...my bosses boss is well... ...is a pointy haired boss type.
<0> CancerMan, stand in front of my driveway about 3am when i come home from the bar
<9> kalik... Ohh die!!! I admit it, its a freaking pie
<1> ...and this has caused by boss to resign, as well as our UNIX admin, Active Directory/Exchange admin, and Network admin to... well... quit.
<0> avin, exactly my thoughts..I called the cheesecake factory and they didn't know...so they actually have an R&D department and i left a message asking
<0> no reply of course.....
<1> ...and for my department, that means we are down to 2 people. Me, and a gentleman who has the IQ of a microwave burrito.
<7> cancerman: have a cold beer and think about it
<1> Eh. Then I'm drunk AND screwed.
<9> cancerman: as long as your arent tasked for the active directory/users cold come tuesday morning?
<1> avin: Uh. I've already been tasked with that. And the network is coming Wednesday.
<9> you are looking for a new job
<9> or at least a big time pay increase
<10> CancerMan: Sick leave until you have another job:)
<1> I've been promised a major pay increase.
<1> However, I've heard that **** before.
<10> CancerMan: Or *gasp* work to rule
<2> I got one coming in August
<1> Pizbit: Work to rule?
<9> ask for a bonus. earnest money. that is a big slice they are asking
<0> my mantra is rather than wait for a pay increase, i just switch jobs with guarantee that pay increase
<10> CancerMan: You only work the hours specified in your contract, no more
<10> So once you hit 40 hours for the week you go home and wait till next week.
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