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<0> we give anyone who wants one a free ***ual disease
<0> would you like one?
<1> hey you guys... question: my carpet turned red!! WhTF should I do?
<2> Lion-O: rofl
<0> Lion-O: rejoice! For you have been chosen by the spirit of the carpet!
<3> lion-o: get your g/f to avoid those acts on the carpet at that time of the month...
<0> Testify!!
<1> smsie: aha! So I guess they agreed with the murder of this cluebie then? cool!
<2> Lion-O: probably
<0> Lion-O: they always agree with that
<4> Lion-O: good day
<1> aaah, good, good. That made the whole weekend whole again 8)
<4> Sat May 27 05:08:49 PDT 2006
<1> whitecap: yo
<4> =-)
<5> so u all are linux champ ?



<4> still up
<1> whitecap: not going to sleep today? ;) Good morning there btw ;)
<4> Lion-O: been playing with my nfs / 8600-300 system. sooooo close
<1> whitecap: hehehe
<3> hmm. I *thought* it was #linux-help - have I misremembered the channel?
<0> DaveHowe: #linuxhelp
<0> but close, what's a hyphen between friends?
<1> DaveHowe: yeah, it started when you thought it wouldn't be bad to drink whiskey during the day :)
<3> ah, ok. the other has a keylock on it :)
<6> one other problem about trying to get people to go into IT is that other careers can pay as much money with less education and are more fun...here in Vegas, there is a tremendous shortage of automotive techs and HVAC people...a auto-tech graduate (2 year ***ociate's program) can make 35-38K a year to start w/benefits...
<3> Lion-O: its bad to drink whisky any time of day? when did that start?
<1> DaveHowe: one whole bottle? its a bit much :)
<3> oh, that's obscene.
<4> depends on the size
<3> never more than three doubles per hour - or you don't appreciate the whisky
<3> smsie: would you believe tony is *still* drinking the whisky he got for his birthday last year?
<0> DaveHowe: did he get that much of it?
<4> booting back to debian from the external. leaving it there until i feel ambitious again. last error ws it lost portmap
<3> smsie: yeah. about 40 bottles, I think
<0> PC World have a 320G external HD for 100 quid
<3> all bloody glen-mangey :)
<0> a 320G HD costs not far from that
<6> you guys wanna read an article and tell me what you think?
<4> i might debootstrap debian on it for now
<0> should be able to
<6> http://www.reviewjournal.com/lvrj_home/2006/May-23-Tue-2006/news/7551608.html
<0> DaveHowe: aye
<3> smsie: or worst case, bootstrap it from a small partition on the main h/d
<0> DaveHowe: yep
<6> anyone read the article?
<3> better if its bootable though. then you can use it on different machines (particularly if you base it on a suitable bootstrapper like the knoppix hardware detect thing)
<0> yeah
<0> hmm, it apears not to be on the website today
<0> it was yesterday
<3> dogbert2: seems reasonable, yes. Tony could give you a 20 minute rant on how bad the standard of QC graduates is these days :)
<3> right driving lesson thingy time ;)
<3> ttfn
<0> ah, there it is
<6> DaveHowe...pfft...i'm a pretty good bug finder in computer code...only problem is, when bugs are found, often no one fixes them...
<0> "optimised for digital video/pics/music"
<0> how the **** do you oiptimise a HD for that?
<7> smsie: same way you optimze a CPU for the internet
<2> heya Jostein
<7> it involves a process called "marketing"
<7> hey K_F
<0> Jostein: ah, it's Magic[tm]
<6> DaveHowe...perhaps another problem is trying to find graduates who can write a coherent paper as well :)
<2> Jostein: how is the throat?
<7> K_F: not too bad, but my nose is still pretty runny. gah
<2> bah
<7> K_F: I spent god knows how much on fernet bianca last night. evidently didnt help enough
<2> :)
<7> on a side not, I managed to get some "take away" wine, if I should feel like wine later on tonight :)
<2> :)
<2> I should try to find a new wine opener :)
<7> hehehe
<6> Dave...the HVAC guys and gals around here aren't doing any A/C prevent. maint., only repairs (and at 16-25 an hour, or more) :) <I live in Vegas>
<4> >>> Recording net-nds/portmap in "world" favorites file...



<4> one last try
<4> been a long time since i've been on this side of sunrise
<1> hmm ;-)
<1> whitecap: now lets hope the birds don't get you from sleeping ;)
<8> There is a season...
<8> ...turn, turn, turn.
<8> And a time to every purpose... under heaven.
<4> bah, obvious error. already mounts / remotely then fails when the init scripts bring up eth0
<9> help!!
<8> A time to back up your old database, a time to sit down, a time to a time to restore your database... from backup.
<8> Mastaaa-: http://www.herpieshelp.com
<4> too bad. it's time to use the pillows
<1> whitecap: yeah, bash the pc!
<9> can FC5 be installed from my Hard disk if i have the ISOs
<9> ?
<4> Lion-O: mac
<1> Mastaaa-: check the installation manual.
<1> whitecap: the computer then ;-)
<9> i read the guide in http://fedora.redhat.com/docs/fedora-install-guide-en/fc5/
<9> it say i can..but then i have 5 ISOs
<4> Lion-O: cpu : 604ev
<9> so when it ask for another ISO how do i select it?
<9> ive put all the isos in a FAT 32 partition..so when i start installing it..will the installer ask me 2 point out where is the 2nd iso, 3rd iso and so on?
<1> Mastaaa-: that is described in the installation manual.
<2> damn... two 13 year old girls, of one dead outside Stockholm .....
<8> Mastaaa-: No. Seriously. What Lion-O was saying is that you should read the bloody manual before bothering us with that question. If you read the manual, you're less likely to stick your own **** up your own *** on accident trying to pee.
<10> ok.. it's senseless. ****ing math.
<8> yoz: Heh. Math is the language of the universe.
<9> ok!
<9> :P
<4> bah, one last try
<9> coz it did ask me 2 mount the iso in Redhat 9
<9> so i thought maybe its the same with FC
<10> bouncy
<1> Mastaaa-: we speak English here, not moron.
<10> 8)~
<10> CancerMan: well.. :/ I kinda hate it! =P
<10> Mastaaa-: and we usually don't bounce!
<8> yoz: Math or the universe? Because *I* hate the universe. For me, it's kinda like laughing at the French. Beautiful language, and I will be quiet of the people.
<6> hey Dave, you still around?
<9> anyway thanks for the help :D
<10> CancerMan: I was refering to math :P
<8> dogbert2: HAL locked Dave out of the air lock. :/
<6> Cancerman..heh...read this URL
<6> http://www.lasvegasmercury.com/2004/MERC-Mar-04-Thu-2004/23343242.html
<8> dogbert2: What about it?
<6> well, now tell me, why would a person go into IT for crappy pay when they can do that and make 50K a year (avg. salary) :)
<11> hi i am using redhat 7.1 is there a msn messanger program i can use'
<8> dogbert2: *nod* I did kinda ask myself that for a second.
<1> SpawnLaptop: first upgrade to fedora.
<11> ?
<8> dogbert2: At the moment, I think America has kinda screwed itself. You can't buy a peice of silverware made here anymore. To me, that's just wrong.
<1> SpawnLaptop: rh 7.1 is ancient, unsupported and highly insecure.
<8> dogbert2: The good news is, as the baby boomers go senile, we're one of the more populated areas with natural resources to manufacture with... bad news is, we'll be the new China. :/
<5> can any one help me on samba
<8> rahul: First, you need a ladder.
<8> ...then you climb up the ladder and get on top of samba.
<8> From there, you will need a condom, and a bag of flour.
<2> :)
<6> ayup...
<6> hell..if I was 20 years younger, that's the route i'd be looking at...not IT
<8> *nod*
<8> I enjoy working on my car.
<5> :)
<6> heh...got a request from a local firm here to add some snort enhancements (of course, they were surprised when they found out that i'm a snort source code contributor)
<7> K_F: you know that linkedin spam you sent me? :P
<8> Heh. There's some sort of magic vuln for Symantec Antivirus CE 10.x, and SCS 3.
<6> yeah...I saw that...sheesh
<8> Heh. If the home mechanic is the market, I know exactly how to solve the problem.
<8> OpenFI 1.0. :D


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