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<0> welshy: there is always something to reply with :o)
<1> "look, if four inches isn't good enough...... you will have to go find someone wider"
<2> cheeksy: untill you come here or i go there it is just large enough to provide ultimate pleasure to you
<1> "well, just move your hand up and down until its the size you want it" :)
<0> lol
<3> whitecap: can cause loss of control, but.
<3> whitecap: and she *has* to swallow ;-P
<4> lol
<0> whitecap: till then i dont really think about it :o)
<1> "if its that bad, why were you walking like a cowboy this morning?"
<2> cheeksy: starting to think that i just might be the one with the smootch to make you blush ? ;)
<0> whyzzyrd: make you do it.
<0> whitecap: no... you are too virtual for me to think about that ;o)
<3> cheeksy: make me do waht?
<2> cheeksy: unfortunately so are you



<0> whitecap: i think it is really fortunate for you ;o)
<0> whyzzyrd: what you said above
<2> pfhht
<4> lol
<3> whitecap: she'd probably give you a heart attack, from exertion. Good way to go though eh?
<3> cheeksy: do what what I said above?
<0> or get the olive oil in the kitchen and help yourself in the bathroom
<0> errrm.
<2> whyzzyrd: very doubtful. i work in a fab shop, hunt and fish in the mountains. i'm not young but 25yr olds get as wore out as me at the end of the day
<3> cheeksy: olive oil in a nice hot bath, is very nice actually..
<0> wasnt for yuor eyes.
<0> i am not 25 for quite a while already.
<3> cheeksy: or are you offering things that require "extra lubrication"?
<0> whyzzyrd: no was advising someone :o)
<3> cheeksy: no idea who.
<0> whyzzyrd: none of your business too :-p
<5> Congratulations on your purchase of a brand new nigger! If handled properly, your apeman will give years of valuable, if reluctant, service.
<2> cheeksy: who said you were ? last i recall my impression was middle aged
<2> good eye
<4> damn missed it
<0> well, woman is a woman till whatever time. she can have *** when she is 60 and 70. and man can lose it when he is 40 :o)
<2> can is the important word
<2> morning wood ****s at 51 as much as 21
<0> if you have a wood
<3> whitecap: heh, amen to that.
<6> whyzzyrd: On top of -everything- else, i've just got a letter saying I have to do jury service :P~
<3> cheeksy: You ever met a man that doesn't get morning wood?
<2> heheh
<0> yes
<2> she's thinking
<0> he was impotent.
<3> Evii: tell em you're unable to guarantee your whereabouts during the period, and might not get any call-up letter, due to leaving uni, and going to work in either france, germany, or the states.
<3> cheeksy: that'll have been useful to you then.
<2> eww, maybe i don't want to see a pic of you
<0> i didnt date him
<2> hehehe
<0> he was someone's brother
<6> whyzzyrd: I'll tell them you want to do it and you'll get a few days off work. Infact, if you just keep disagreeing with everyone you'd probably get atleast two weeks off before they just started ignoring you. ;)
<3> whitecap: There's probably still a cache of her page on bahai singles in the wayback machine ;-P
<0> icky
<0> :o(
<3> icky?
<0> whitecap: i am young!
<0> very young!
<0> i am 19!
<0> without saturdays and sundays.
<1> you imagine yourself as a siberian woman, whitecap?
<3> cheeksy: hehe
<2> and a woman too
<3> cheeksy: was that actually a photo of you on that dating site?
<0> lol
<0> no
<0> i always fake all the photos.
<0> like i fake everything else



<3> cheeksy: you claim, kontikovich..
<0> i am an old woman, balding, short, fat
<7> women fake orgasms because they think men care
<0> DaveHowe: you cradle snatcher
<6> s/wo//
<1> cheeksy: pretty much, yeah. in my defense though, it was her idea :)
<2> cheeksy: don't forget the snake like boobs
<0> ksh: women fake orgasms not to offend a man.
<0> because whole lot of men cant make woman come.
<7> men aren't offended
<0> and because woman cares she doesnt want to put man down
<0> yeah they do
<2> they just want too hurry it up
<7> as long as they get a nut, it's ok with them
<0> if i tell you: hell you cant make me come!
<0> good for nothing lol
<6> haha.
<7> I don't care if I make you come or not...it's all about me, anyway :-D
<3> cheeksy: it's a lack of understanding of what they're doing from anything but their point of view that causes that..
<0> ksh: if its about you only, then you'd be happy with your two hands
<1> cheeksy: the vast majority can't but that's because the vast majority don't give a damn as long as *they* get off....
<7> cheeksy: I am, many times :)
<0> ksh: TMI!
<2> cheeksy: why do you think he's still here ? it's 5+am his time
<3> cheeksy: you blush now?
<7> yeah
<0> i know :o)
<0> nope
<7> I just finished up
<0> blush?
<7> and now it's about time for bed :)
<0> i just advised someone to help himself with his two bare hands. why would i blush? i just dont want to know how many times
<0> ksh: congratulations. now get to another round and hopefully it will make you go to bed already ;o)
<7> So...like I said, men don't care if she comes or not :)
<2> cheeksy: in person in public with someone you care for is way different than irc
<0> ksh: if men have feelings - they care :o)
<0> whitecap:++
<7> and what man do you know that has feelings that is NOT gay?
<2> :)
<7> they are few and far between
<0> ksh: Tron. whitecap. whyzzyrd. Lion-O. DaveHowe... shall i continue?
<0> lol
<7> ROFL
<7> You cannot trust IRC :)
<0> no
<7> that's kills me
<7> hahaha
<0> but you dont know people i know in real life
<0> so lets play along with irc characters we creat :o)
<7> You know a lot of gay men?
<0> both straight and gay :o)
<7> mostly gay though
<7> not that that is a bad thing...
<0> no, straight rather with feelings :o)
<7> haha, they're gay :)
<0> ksh: just because you are one insecure man - doesnt mean everyone else is :o)
<7> or were abused as children
<0> insecure and fragile behind the macho mask :o)
<7> I'm not insecure...If I were insecure, I would care what she thought about me constantly
<7> as long as I get a nut, who cares what she thinks :)
<0> nah, men are just different
<0> just because they dont care what someone thinks - it doesnt mean they cant be insecure :o)
<2> cheeksy: emigrate to the NW US, that way you could visit tskolat, Liandrin, Strider, me and a few others. besides you would get lost in the space and beauty
<7> to drink my last two beers or not...that is the question
<7> almost 6am
<0> whitecap: pay my trip - i'll come visit lol
<2> hmmm
<0> also visa support
<7> am kinda tired
<0> they dont give my people visit easily


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