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<0> i'm still waiting for the cool "so i changed the $coworkers' hosts file so google.com resolves to my personal pr0n collection..." story
<1> heh
<2> give me a good song to have played at a wedding that would imply that the groom just signed his life away?
<2> something really off the wall
<3> starsailor - poor misguided fool
<2> hahaha
<1> I once replacd a cow-orker's default error sound *file*, not the setting, while he was at lunch one day, so that the next time he made a mistake, Anne Robinson very sternly told him, "You *ARE* the weakest link. Goodbye!"
<3> lol
<4> rofl
<1> and so sure enough, he gets back from lunch and starts working away at something
<5> Cynic: I had surgery and haven't been back to work since then.
<5> Cynic: I could do it from home, but then I wouldn't get the cool phone call immediately afterwards. =)
<1> and from down the corridor I hear, "You *ARE* the weakest link. Goodbye!" followed by my coworker bellowing my name. ;)
<0> jgaddis: heh ;)
<0> Liandrin: HAHAHA
<0> that's marvellous



<2> hahaha
<2> thats great
<4> hope he had a sense of humor ;P
<5> Liandrin: I seen a guy do basically the same thing, but pointed the Windows settings at various audio files on a network drive that he had write access to. That way, he could change the files at will. He was primarily using animal sounds for a co-worker's "new mail" notification.
<5> That was an interesting phone call, I can tell you.
<6> hahahahah
<5> "Hi Jeremy, this is Keith. Something is ****ed up on my computer. Everytime I get a new email--BAAAAAAAAHHH!"
<4> "my computer is possessed by animals"
<6> my coworker has his windows startup wave set to Richard Cheeze singing "your computer is onnnnnnnnn"
<6> I want to throw a brick at it every time he boots up.
<1> jgaddis, well, his workstation was locked, so I couldn't really haqx0r the setting
<1> jgaddis, besides, I was domain admin, I could just reach out and change things in \\hisbox\c$ ;)
<5> Liandrin: That works too. =)
<1> jgaddis, much less suspicious to not be seen at his computer
<7> ok, I bought the games CD, but it is not a games CD its a full distro with 150 games. "Extrema gaming Distro" based on Debian. Now I will install it :-S
<0> !sheet
<4> Cynic: possible. just have to rescedule it every time with the command line tool
<0> argh.
<0> XyZzY: true.
<8> thank you for you help!!!
<8> :D
<4> pfft only 150 games that's not nearly enough heheheh
<9> Holy **** that was a long day
<3> actually all days are equal, 24 hours
<3> no you dont :)
<10> can I save a document in pico with out close it?
<5> CTRL-W
<6> uh
<10> thanks
<6> CTRL O
<6> in pico.
<6> er
<5> Er, yeah.
<6> CTRL o.
<10> thanks
<5> <esc>:w
<10> =]
<6> as intuitive as this is, ctrl-w in pico is "find"
<11> jgaddis: thats only for the evil editor :P
<6> which has never, ever made sense to me.
<11> heh
<5> siglite: "where"
<11> siglite: think "where"?
<6> jgaddis: yeah, I guess.
<11> its probably the editor I use the most
<9> vim is my choice
<11> I prefer emacs based ones.
<12> guys need your help
<11> Im just too lazy to learn vi(m) I guess
<12> What command would you use to add the directory '/usr/share/bin' to the end of your current PATH?
<11> happypantera: see .profile or .bashrc in your homedir
<11> or is that spoonfeeding?
<12> it's online tutorial
<9> Please tell me you're not writing it



<11> lol
<12> What command would you use to add the directory '/usr/share/bin' to the end of your current PATH?
<13> Wtf would cause a directory named /usr/share/bin to be created in the first place?
<12> give command which has to be used
<11> happypantera: Ill give you a cup of clue and STFU
<6> happypantera: man bash /PATH
<11> siglite: you think he'll grok the /PATH bit?
<6> Jostein_: not a chance.
<14> Jostein_: still up, eh?
<11> siglite: that only makes it -such- a nice touch :P
<11> K_F: I was playing yatzee
<6> hahahah
<12> can't get it
<6> LOL!
<11> lol
<12> i feel like lamer
<6> happypantera: read the bash man page, and search for path. The keystroke for search is "/"
<6> there.
<6> I've done my good deed for the week.
<13> You expect him to *read*? Please.
<6> mwilson: he might.
<6> mwilson: I do realize it's a long shot.
<6> happypantera: if you can't figure it out from there, perhaps googling for a bash how-to would be prudent.
<12> common guys 2 min left
<6> happypantera: have you set a deadline for us?
<15> hmmmm...
<6> oh man
<12> it's only my deadline
<13> CHOMP!
<11> happypantera: let me get this straight?
<13> happypantera: No one cares about your deadline.
<16> export PATH=$PATH:/usr/share/bin
<11> -He- was writing a toturial?
<16> there i did it
<11> gunstar: *golfclap*
<16> i was gonna wait until the DEADLINE, to see what happened
<11> heh
<15> heh...
<6> ok, I'm off to watch the sopranos.
<6> latah
<11> later
<12> whois Tamahome
<5> happypantera: It's Sean.
<12> i see
<11> happypantera: so. its past deadline
<11> happypantera: what happens now?
<12> i lost my 1% out of my mark
<11> happypantera: anyway. YOU aer writing a online tutorial?
<16> well, i'm not going to repeat myself
<12> and i still don't know which command has to be used
<12> it's from my college
<11> gunstar: good. we dont like parrots here :P
<11> happypantera: how about actually having a -clue- on what you are writing tutorials in?
<5> happypantera: http://www.just****inggoogleit.com/search?q=bash+add+directory+to+path
<13> happypantera: So we're supposed to be doing your writing for you?
<12> actually it's not tutorial it's somekind of little test in my college
<11> oh. homework, ey?


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