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<0> I thought siglite is a very smart person. i was wrong!
<1> siglite: Well, then you can tell her that you hope she can cover the medical bills ;)
<2> tsokolat: all men do stupid things.
<2> tsokolat: just like all women too.
<3> s/stionally/sionally/
<0> whyzzyrd: :)
<3> I have my moments.
<2> "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." (Albert Einstein)
<0> siglite: we noticed
<2> siglite: at least you only stabbed your leg. You need to ask revie about kittens ;-P
<3> oh no, revie stabs kittens?
<2> siglite: lol
<2> siglite: no. his kitty keeps crawling into his bed, and mistaking you-know-what for a mouse.
<3> heh, my cat tried to jump into my lap a couple of weeks ago and sorta missed. of course, the claws come out for traction. He managed to hook my sack with a claw.
<3> there was the cat, in my lap, ears all layed back because I'm screeching like an eagle at him
<2> hmm. clock changes make it be midnight, but I don't feel like it is. I'll feel like **** getting up tomorrow at 7 but.
<2> bloody dangerous day tomorrow.
<2> All the idiots up an hour early, driving whilst asleep.
<3> oh
<3> yeah...
<4> whyzzyrd: It just screws everyone up!
<3> I might ride the motorcycle to work tomorrow.
<4> whyzzyrd: This is what I was *just* complaining about.
<2> see capirossi won the motogp?
<3> yes, yes I did.
<2> Evii: ahh. I was watching poirot.
<3> petronas made a helluva debut.
<3> and hayden on the podium too. Good day for honda.
<4> whyzzyrd: My grandma loves Poirot...
<2> siglite: as in boom?
<4> whyzzyrd: I think more silence is required: "..." ;)
<3> whyzzyrd: 2nd place in his first ever motogp race.
<0> siglite: how is it hard to learn to ride a motorcycle? i have been thinking bout it
<2> siglite: Do you mean Pedrosa?
<3> oh
<3> yeah, lol
<2> siglite: petronas is a bloody oil company.
<4> haha.
<3> hahah, yeah, for some reason my brain flipped to like, mid 80's grand prix or something
<0> siglite: does your wife ride a motorcycle?
<3> tsokolat: yeah, she does.
<0> cool!
<2> tsokolat: I found learning to ride a motorbike dead easy, but I've a technical mind, so had some good idea of how their clutches/gearboxes/brakes worked before starting.
<3> tsokolat: and it's not too hard. You just have to be careful.
<3> tsokolat: if it's available, formal safety instruction is a good idea.
<2> siglite: biggest thing I found was that the people with me didn't understand "a little" throttle.
<4> Don't you have to have a separate motorbike license, atleast in the UK?
<4> Of some sort.
<3> tsokolat: here in the US we have a the Motorcycle Safety Foundation, and they teach you how to ride, and a bunch of safety stuff that very likely might save your life.
<2> Evii: You used to get provisional on your car license, but not any more.
<0> alright
<2> Evii: now you need to do CBT.
<5> Hello, can I download a file from my shell to my PC ? If yes, how? thank you
<3> Evii: we have to have a motorcycle license.
<3> bouncy!
<5> I had no clue I can't ask about that
<4> siglite: I suppose it stops people from wrapping themselves around trees as quickly.
<4> whyzzyrd: Yeah, that's it. CBT.
<3> Evii: what, the motorcycle license? no, not really. Normally, stupidity kills 'em. Thier own or someone else's.
<2> Evii: problem with bikes is you're so prone.
<2> Evii: some twit drives over infront of you, not a fat fscking lot you're going to do, but go splat.
<3> yeah
<6> mmm.. splat
<6> note to self.. do not walk towards a running blackhawk from the front
<2> siglite: indeed, you can ride as well as you like, but the idiots out there just don't look for bikes.
<3> you have to ride with the mentality that "every car you see, and even those you don't, are ACTIVELY trying to kill you."
<2> anyway. I'll be in deep **** if I stay much later
<2> night
<3> Strider: and don't approach the ramp on a running ch53 from the right.
<7> I actively try to kill as many motorcyclists as I can.
<7> ;)
<7> whyzzyrd: n'night
<7> siglite: You see that gap between adjacent cars in static traffic as you wa
<6> siglite: exhaust?
<7> Argh
<3> Strider: rear stabilizer rotor.
<4> whyzzyrd: Having a real job must **** at times.
<6> siglite: ahh
<7> siglite: You see that gap between adjacent cars in static traffic as you weave up to mine? See as somehow I mysteriously manage to close the gap in front of you :P
<6> siglite: I'll just follow the officer... :D
<3> it'll turn you into gibfetti
<4> siglite: haha. gibfetti. I'd like to throw some of that at some brides.
<6> it's gonna be nuts.. running out to the blackhawks, at 3am, with 35lbs of body armour, all my supplies, and my clothes and stuff in a backpack
<3> Tron: there was a guy who posted on a BBS that if he sees sport-bikes going fast in the left lane, he cuts in front of them and slams on the brakes.
<3> Tron: tries to run 'em off the road.
<3> Tron: there are about 10000 bikers looking for this guy now.
<7> siglite: Haha
<3> and I'm not above road rage. If some ***hat did that **** to me, I'd feel justified in following them 'till they stop and stomping thier guts out
<7> siglite: Obviously a troll :P
<3> Tron: I'm not so sure, the guy is a "wannabe cop" and drives a civilian car that's intentionally designed to look like a state police cruiser. Lots of the bbs members have verified the guy's identity and stuff.
<7> siglite: I wasn't being serious about that. I leave bikers alone because bikes are smaller than my car, more maneuverable, and get the **** out of my life quicker than, say, a ****ing truck.
<3> heh, yeah
<3> I'm pretty polite to bikes when I'm in a cage
<3> I'm much less polite to trucks
<7> Oh trucks can go **** my cock.
<3> depends on what they're doing though.
<3> most of the time I'm pretty courteous to them.
<3> I realize to them, that time truly is money
<7> siglite: 99% of all trucks I see are doing something which makes me angry. Like, exist.
<8> hello everyone
<3> I don't care what they do, as long as they do it in the slow lanes.
<8> good evening
<3> a big truck in the fast lanes makes me crazy. Especially if they're holding me up.
<8> hello....?
<3> MaGnuS: yes?
<7> siglite: That special moment on the motorway when you're overtaking a truck that's in the slow lane, and just as you're about to overtake it, the ****er gives you ----><---- this much notice that's it's about to jump into your lane and overtake - at 1 mph - the other truck it's eventually caught up with over the last 50 miles.
<3> yeah
<3> that guy needs his *** kicked.
<8> just saying hello...
<3> here, the trucks are better than the ohio drivers.
<7> Troble is, a large number of them do it, all the way up to Scotland and back, over 7 hours, and 418 miles.
<8> what are you talking about may i ask?
<3> MaGnuS: blue carpet, and blue carpet logistic issues, as always.
<7> siglite: 7 hours of dodging selfish truck-driving bastards makes me twitchy by the end of the journey.
<3> Tron: here, ohio drivers sit across all three lanes doing 10 under the speed limit.
<7> siglite: Ugh! Kill them!
<3> I would, but the bill to make it legal hasn't p***ed the legislature yet.
<7> siglite: Only adding to the feelings of frustration.
<3> it has a lot of support in the state house, but the state senate are a bunch of pansies.
<1> MaGnuS: ask HellHound, he'll sign you up for 2 meter.
<3> I dunno what it is with people from ohio.
<8> :)
<1> :)
<8> where are you from?
<8> US it seems so...
<8> am i not right?
<3> who, me?
<8> you all
<8> yes with you too siglite
<3> I'm from .us
<3> these other people are all from planet Xargus.
<3> it's an interplanetary channel.
<8> good... sure they are better not living in this crazy world
<8> :)
<7> In other words, we're normal, and siglite isn't. :P
<8> :D
<8> I am from Venezuela
<8> ???
<3> I'm gonna be twitching for the next six to eight weeks.
<9> 5 minutes of silence
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