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<0> lots of 'em, depends on how it was set up (you can access some stuff from SQL servers with a internet browser(
<1> Terris: There are many.... some Blogging software uses SQL on the back end
<2> Okay, so, since it's pretty much internal, then having the program running shouldn't cause any sort of bandwith usage?
<3> dogbert2: having conversations with your food again?
<0> shouldn't cause a problem...
<0> now on the otherhand, libolt's g0at-pr0n database probably costs him a fortune
<1> Terris: shouldnt be an issue unless of course hes doing a ****load of transactions
<4> g0at pr0n? where?
<2> Well, that's just it. He has a tendency to download 100 files at once from MP3 rocket, which in turn causes his sister to complain she can't access websites
<0> yeah, that would do it...he's ****ing up all the b/w
<2> And, frankly, I play City of Heroes, and I don't want him using all the houses bandwidth
<2> Well, I know the MP3 rocket thing does.
<1> QoS his ***
<2> QoS?
<1> in Simple terms.... Limit his bandwidth



<5> stop confusing him, guys :P
<0> QoS == quality of service (you can set up bandwidth limits)...
<5> Terris: if he uses a windows pc, look into a product called Netlimiter, does some fairly good rate limiting without being complicated to use
<2> Okay, how do I do that? We're on a wireless DSL router, the router is directly hooked to his computer, myself and my daughter use wireless connections
<0> now, this is not a easy thing to do (well, for me it is), but for the average home user, it's not a easy thing...though cynic's suggestion makes sense
<1> Terris: which router?
<1> Hopefully a WRT54G(s)
<2> I could find out.
<2> gimme a moment
<6> sacrifice a white rabbit or a small goat to your isp and the problem will solve itself.
<1> Cynic: yeah, netlimiter is ****ing nice, actually
<7> alguien ke hable espaol?
<1> victor-: Silence
<7> necesito ayuda por fa....
<0> netlimiter works great
<8> kronos_aqp: english.
<1> not in here, kronos_aqp that would be in #linuxlatino
<7> ok, thank you
<1> And personally, I dont care if you have an important favor to ask
<5> syn-ack: he'll just have to have it minimised so a certain son doesn't close it as soon as he notices it ;)
<0> Cynic...perm solution is to rate-limit :)
<1> Heh, I installed it on a windows box and then I even removed it from the process list so they couldnt find it in the task manager
<9> Have a good night all
<1> that last was to Cynic. ;)
<1> later CeruleanD.
<5> syn-ack: good idea..
<1> Cynic: heh, I did it with other apps too. ;)
<7> nobody answer in #linux_latino
<7> other channel please
<1> kronos_aqp: I said #linuxlatino
<7> sorry
<1> bbiaf
<2> back, sorry about that...
<2> GT701-WG
<2> as far as I can tell, that's the model number
<2> But something else interesting is happening now.
<0> hmmmmm
<2> I went to shut down his computer...
<2> he's running XP, I clicked shut down, it went through all the steps, and then, restarted...
<2> It came to the user selection screen
<2> So I clicked 'Turn off Computer'
<7> anybody know how install jbuilder 2006 on fedora 5?
<2> Well, again, it went through the steps, then started back up again
<0> that's pretty strange...
<2> That's what I said.
<2> Finally, I did it again, and it stayed off
<2> I figured if it didn't do it that time, I'd turn off the power splitter
<2> But it didn't come to that
<0> might want to scan the thing for viruses (hopefully you have a firewall and anti-virus installed on everyone's computer)
<2> Yeah, both.
<10> the vast majority of "shutting down does something weird" is a bug in the bios.
<2> But again, he's downloading from MP3 Rocket. I've heard those programs tend to have a lot of viruses ***ociated
<2> Okay, well, this isn't the first time it's done this as of late
<2> But only started doing it recently
<0> I have a LOT of mp3s but 100 at a time...sheesh
<2> dogbert, he's 15, what can I say?
<0> heh...oh well
<2> He'll search for a band, then just download everything that comes up from that search, even if it's the same song.
<10> dogbert2: haha downloading 100 at a time is nothing, try listening to 100 at a time! ;)



<0> RelDrgn (sounds like a recipe for going deaf) :)
<2> Okay, so, the MP3 Rocket stuff not-withstanding, he shouldn't be using more bandwidth than usual, just from the SQL server?
<0> nope...unless lotsa transactions, which I don't think is the case
<2> Well gentlemen, and ladies? Thanks for your ***istance. You were much more helpful than the people in #sql =P
<10> wow. just 15 at once is horrible ;P
<10> but not as hard on the cpu as I expected. its settled down around 1.6 on a dual cpu system
<10> SharQ: why do you think you can message me?
<4> hmmm
<4> I hate make
<4> RelDrgn: sharq attack? :)
<10> apparently so. He needs help, but he wont ask the channel.
<4> SharQ: if you have a question, please ask it in public.
<10> thats a much better description of the bug ;)
<11> Wait, I thought Linux was not communistic! That's forcing him to share ;)
<11> Perhaps it's a private problem like ghonnerea.
<4> or gonorrhea, even
<11> Huk3d on fonikes werked fer mi!
<4> cycom: http://www.abbeyrd.org/sounds/english.wav
<11> is it kosher for me to flood something? This dude sent some funny stuff.
<4> try it. you'll find out. :)
<11> Oh, ****. I forgot. Hellhound. nevermind.
<10> pastebin ;P
<4> pastebin it
<4> heh
<11> working on it. pastebin is being kind of slow
<10> .com is generally broken these days. google for an alternative
<10> theres a few thousands
<11> http://pastebin.4programmers.net/457
<11> it's not that special. but I mean...damn
<11> HACK THE PLANET SHARQ!! HACK THE PLANET!
<4> oh... hmmm...
<4> SharQ: you should leave. now.
<11> Aren't you glad he didn't ask in here though? You've got to hive him credit.
<4> so he's at least smart enough to know he'd get his *** kicked if he asked in here.
<11> Or he's just made that mistake before.
<11> Perhaps there should be like a rap sheet in hellhound. like you can check up on repeated offenders and ****.
<11> 'Wow, that ***hole cycom has flooded the channel 50 times. His *** should be banned'.
<11> that kind of thing.
<4> !topten idiots
<6> yeah, he really is an ***hole ;)
<4> :)
<11> I'm just a regular joe, with a regular job. I'm your average white, suburbanite slop. I like football and porno and books about war. I got an average house, with a nice hardwood floor. My wife, my job, my kids and my car, my feet on my table, and a cuban cigar!
<11> anyone know that song?
<11> See ya Ka-bar!
<4> ummmm.... Ugly Kid Joe?
<12> cycom: sure, Denis Leary singing ***hole
<11> sjh: heh. yup.
<12> you almost would not guess he was the singer of that song whne he is like that
<11> I didn't see that. Perhaps I should watch it
<11> sjh: you ever see rescue me?
<12> nah
<11> I've seen like a couple of episodes, it's pretty funny.
<4> cycom: you in CT?
<11> Ka-bar: yeah. Why do you ask?
<4> I'm on the NY/CT border.
<11> Cool. You get that thunderstorm today?
<4> nope, it missed us. but not by much. I'm in Millerton, NY, along route 44, about 7 miles from the Lime Rock race track.
<11> I'm near Hartford, close to 44 as well.
<4> but, I only work here. I live in NH. sometimes.
<11> I'm a student. I live at home atm.
<4> ok, now I'm really outta here. long day... 'nite all.
<11> See ya!
<13> Ka-bar: bye
<13> hmm, nice evening. pub for a few cold ones after work, oldest son and neighbor stopped by after for darts and beer.
<11> whitecap: nice.
<11> whitecap: I went and hit a bucket of balls and had dinner, then hit on a waitress who was cute.
<13> cycom: hitting on isn't nearly as nice as scoring with


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