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<0> I m usinG LAN Connection .. My Server Admin using Linux on Server.. And He blocked All ports. Even Irc Are not working on All ports except 6667.. i aint use anything.. coz of ports blocked.. can any Software Open some ports for me? or any port redirecter? any usefull tool for my solution? plz any help me out?
<0> i really thanks full
<1> atompngn: eh?
<1> atompngn: mulholland drive is pretty "logical" for a david lynch flick
<2> Jostein: David Lynch movies, they make no ****ing sense
<1> my favorite scene in tha movie is the opening scene
<1> in the diner
<1> soooooooo creepy
<2> Jostein: ... but I can't stop watching them
<1> lol
<1> to be honest, I think eraserhead was a bit too far fetched
<1> loved the dancing girl though
<1> Id love to see a david lynch "chickflick"
<0> plz can Anyone help?
<2> I didn't appreciate Eraserhead until I watched the documentary/interview with David on the DVD.
<3> Firown: If your sysadmin blocked your system, he probably had a reason.



<0> Shadur He aint BLocked Just mIne ports.. All Clients ports are blocked.
<0> i just want to used 6588.. Just one port
<1> Firown: yes there are ways, but if your admin has blocked the ports, you better stick to the company rules
<4> Firown: Stop using random capital letters
<0> ahh sorry
<1> Pizbit: you noticed too, eh?
<4> Jostein: Yup
<1> anyway, I find this concept of my ports and your ports intuiging. do tell more
<1> Pizbit: so how are your ports today? :P
<5> heh finally i get a "**** you" from cliff-boy
<4> Jostein: Toasty
<4> Jostein: Yours?
<1> Pizbit: mine are raw
<1> Pizbit: you know, BSD ports being all source and what not
<4> Sounds like your network is having issues
<0> we are on lan too much users connected with irc same time thats why i aint connect . or if i connect then in a bit got gline from server due to excess connections thats why i need just open proxy port 6588
<2> Firown: Why the **** do you need to connect to IRC from work? Can't say I blame your administrator.
<1> Pizbit: my network is fine. my AMD box however ain't
<4> Jostein: Is it near an intel? That can upset it.
<1> Pizbit: next door neighbour
<4> Norhing you can do then
<1> damn
<0> atompngn i msg him about irc rules but its not take any action he says u cant do anything
<1> they got along so fine for 3 days damnit!
<4> Jostein: Pfft, you can't have your cake and eat it too while leading a horse to water and making it drink!
<0> i request him to open some ports but he again said if u can do it
<1> Pizbit: well... that may be true. I don't eat cake at all. This may be a problem, a methaphorical one.
<4> Yup
<4> Like I said, nothing you can do
<6> hello
<4> Jostein: What is the AMD one up to anyway?
<1> Pizbit: dont know. was fine for 3 days, then died
<2> Firown: You never answered the question. Why do you need to use IRC from work.
<1> Pizbit: basicly a scrapheap machine
<4> Jostein: Weird
<4> Jostein: Warranty?
<1> Pizbit: responded to pings, but nothing else
<1> Pizbit: its all made from leftover parts
<0> atompngn coz some of my friends used irc and i m a old user on irc since 2001
<4> If it responds to pings then surely it's alive.. Sort of?
<1> Pizbit: yeah, but pings only. ****ing weird
<1> Pizbit: havent booted it back up again after that.
<4> Tried putting a monitor, keyboard etc on it?
<1> nah. was dead friday motning, went to work, got drunk after work. havent bothered looking into it yet
<4> *nod*
<7> hehe, the frame buffer died on our firewall.
<7> it's funhy.. the computer works just fine, but it's gone cyrilic
<8> Strider-: try the "reset" command ?
<1> Strider-: lol
<2> Firown: so why can't you IRC from home, while at work?
<0> atompngn i talking about my home..
<0> i m using LAN on my home
<0> *at
<1> and you have an admin at home?
<2> Firown: So your ISP blocked it?
<0> in my Area
<0> not isp
<4> eh?
<0> my Network Admin blocked all ports
<7> pure garbage on the screen..



<1> consider me confuzed
<4> Let me guess, you're freeloading off someone's wireless?
<7> (we powere cycled it and looked at it for the first time in 3 months today)
<1> well, that would be if I cared to try to make sense out of that
<1> Pizbit: AHHHH
<7> oh, nearly at 80% on my RAID build
<1> Strider-: slow ****er
<7> Jostein: it's RAID 5 building, in software.. on a 1.2TB array
<1> :P
<6> hello, sorry for the interruption, i have a question. I wonder why the light greys on my screen look pinkish or greenish..
<7> ASuKa__: your monitor is out of calibration or you have a bad video cable
<1> Strider-: or a dead emittor
<6> i looks good under win****
<6> :S
<1> ASuKa__: sure you're using the same videomodes?
<1> as in resolution and refresh-rate?
<0> atompngn?
<6> ah thanks i could check that, i dont remeber if im using the same refresh rate
<0> atompngn? can ya help me out
<2> Firown, no you can't afford my rates
<0> rates for what?
<1> Firown: for work?
<1> man thid guy is slow
<0> Jostein just For irc i want just one port open
<0> i clearly mention my problem
<1> and you've clearly made it clear that its not your net and that you're too stupid for helping
<0> i request alot to my admin to open just one port but he ignores me n just said u cant do anything if u can so do it..
<2> Firown: Yes, now go find out yourself. How to get around it.
<0> atompngn if i know n fimilar with linux alot then sure i tried my self first.
<0> Jostein: someone told me that linux experts will help ya out thats why i m asking here for help
<1> jostein@nakazawa$ open port 6588
<8> bwahahaha
<0> Jostein for me :<
<1> Firown: we arent experts, we are ***holes
<2> woo
<8> ****heads
<0> Jostein i dont think so coz u all are a unbeatable
<1> ****headed ashholes to be precise :P
<4> Proud ones.
<1> Firown: look up SSH tunneling
<1> thats all the help Ill give you.
<2> Firown, your English is doubleplus ungood
<0> atompngn ya sorry for that
<0> Jostein thanks
<2> bad, bad Jostein
<1> he was getting boring
<4> Getting? He always was
<1> getting more boring
<1> he was approaching the boundaries of critical boredom
<4> I see...
<1> for me anyway.
<0> thanks Jostein n All for help will tried it later outa now .. cya.
<1> wth didn't anyone do that?
<1> #cracks #Mehfil @#GOODSHELLS
<1> surely the places of honest person
<9> hi all
<4> Hey
<8> OldMonk: hiya
<9> hi whitecap
<8> OldMonk: put some local ground pork sausage patties in my grill with some apple wood for 1.5 hours today. YUMMY
<9> mmm...
<1> I had instant noodles and hotdogs
<9> bah
<8> enough left over to go with eggs and taters in the morning
<1> now I feel like having some proper food
<8> if i don't work up too severe a case of the munchies. =-)
<9> hehheh, you pig!
<8> OldMonk: very high metabolism :-)


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